Sexy gear for blokes - help!

27 May 2007

I have a little problem.. (no its not that!!)
We are off on our annual jaunt to Hedonism towards the end of June (Yippee!!! :bounce: ) and I would like to get some guy 'slutwear' to try and keep pace with Mrs DD (fat chance I know, but it would be nice to try!!)
Thing is.. I can't find anything apart from variations
on boxers/shorts/thongs - all mostly unimaginative, or some tops/shirt which (no offense meant for anyone) make me look rather err... well, y'know, ummm.. more than a little bit... errrr.... something other than straight if you get my drift...... redface

Its a bit of a problem when yer butt is too close to the ground (stumpy git!)and you have a shaved head and a goatee!!
Added to the problem is that I head off to work for a couple of weeks (to an Island in the Irish Sea) so I will only have a couple of weeks to get anything once i'm back
So what I need is a shove in the right direction on where to look!!!

27 May 2007

Quote by shark
... make me look rather err... well, y'know, ummm.. more than a little bit... errrr.... something other than straight if you get my drift......
Its a bit of a problem when yer butt is too close to the ground (stumpy git!)and you have a shaved head and a goatee!!

:giggle: that made me laugh, because its so...true lol

thanks :lol:
personally, I dont think blokes generally need to 'dress up' wheras women can get away with virtually anything :lol: I cant actually think of anything clothing-wise (on blokes) that really turns me on & doesnt look completely camp :lol: dunno

a good pair of fitted black boxers seems to pop into my head and that's about it :lol: white towels on tanned skin...high quality tight fitting Tshirt and light coloured loose-fit jeans if you've got a butt to die for (otherwise dont bother :lol smile

.. or full on uniforms - but its not likely you'll be wanting to wear that at Hedo :dunno:
sorry Sharky, I'm stumped :lol:

27 May 2007

Dai's been having the same probs lately finding some good fetish/goth gear for a night out. Finally chose a silver top that I immediately told him was 'a bit gay' :giggle: He bought it anyway and I have to say it looks fab!
Try searching ebay for fetish stuff ( we've found some fab collar and leads for Dai to wear wink

) Failing that, google fetish menswear.
Westward Bound is a good place to start :thumbup:

27 May 2007

How about customising a pair of boxer shorts?
Maybe a looser fitting pair, maybe cut out a hole just below one bum cheek, then sew a tartan (or contrasting colour) patch over it, but leave the top of the patch so it looks like the patch has come unstitched - showing the bottom of your bottom cool

To prevent them looking camper than Julian Clary at a camping jamboree, go for a more 'punkier' look. The tartan as described or similar, add a couple of buckles .... if they're longer shorts, can even have a buckle on one leg, to slightly gather up a leg, for a more uneven 'haven't tried at all' look. If buckles look a bit ott, then maybe a few well placed studs 8-)
Maybe a chain along the back waistband? dunno

Some of that paint that shows up really bright under black light, could be used somewhere 8-)
Just add a few bits and see what you come up with - then take a fews bits off if you start to sound like the jingles of a morris dancer when you walk :lol2:
Failing that, a rubber pair of shorts and a pink boa? :lol2:

27 May 2007

Missy, love the idea of a pair of ummm.. 'modified' boxers!!
Perhaps I could theme them?? Y'know - fill them with sweeties and call em a boxer smarties (god that's bad..! :dry: )
I did check out some of the fetish stuff, but PVC in the tropics did set alarm bells ringing with the expression of ' boil in a bag' coming to mind!!
Dammit!!.. it's so unfair, you ladies can walk about looking like sex on legs, all lace and loveliness!!
Thank you all for your ideas.... although.. after due thought and consideration... I maaaay just scrub around the idea of a pink boa...(it would clash with my purple tutu...)
"Now then.." he said funbling around.."where the hell did I put my thimble..."

27 May 2007

clingfilm over whipped cream
lp

27 May 2007

I've heard the Harry Jones style flat cap can set pulses racing if placed on the head at a certain jaunty angle. :shock:

28 May 2007

Someone I know, has some black (M&S I think) silky, fitted boxers :twisted: silly

hwoar:

28 May 2007

Yeah kno what u mean shark,
its so easy for ladies to find nice and sexy looking gear to wear, its absolutely everywhere, but for blokes its nigh on impossible to find anything that doesnt look as if its made for anything other than comedy value!!
I would love to get some good stuff to wear but i dont think blokes bodies are shaped for sexy gear even if you have a god like physique like mine lol!!
What about going in some kind of theme like adam and eve or something? :shock:

28 May 2007

hummm... now.. lets run through this.... :notes:
Whipped cream & clingfilm...turning into sticky goo in the heat and errr... nah.... best not go there!
Flat cap set at jaunty angle.. Is this cap set on the head or over my willie??? I can see a couple of problems with this one.... totally naked at dinner apart from a cap on my head will get me noticed.. probably for the wrong reasons!! From the other angle, keeping a stiffy on the go to hang the hat on may also run into endurance problems after a few hours (minutes).... :sad:
Now then... black, silky fitted boxers.. sounds like a complete possiblity.. just a small worry about if they feel that good, I could end up just wearing them for me and staying in my room! :wanker:
Srne.. right with you chap, us guys with the bodies of Greek Gods (hurrrummph - clears throat..) should be able to get something that does it!!!
I feel that there is a great business opportunity for the ladies of SH... Lingerie for men!! You ladies know what you like to see and have far more dress sense than us chaps.. so there y'go.. fortunes made!!
(errrr. if any ladies need me as a model to try out ideas, you know where to find me..although Mrs DD says that I couldn't model for socks...)

28 May 2007

Quote by shark
Now then... black, silky fitted boxers.. sounds like a complete possiblity.. just a small worry about if they feel that good, I could end up just wearing them for me and staying in my room! :wanker:

They don't stay on for long :twisted:

28 May 2007

Quote by Freckledbird

Now then... black, silky fitted boxers.. sounds like a complete possiblity.. just a small worry about if they feel that good, I could end up just wearing them for me and staying in my room! :wanker:

They don't stay on for long :twisted:
That's it then!!! Job's a good'n!! Grab a pair of M&S's finest and thats it - I won't be able to step out of the room without being by a load of luuvvvly ladies!!
Although... thinking about it... with my luck* the women will jump on me, remove the boxers and walk off with them saying how lovely they are....
* definition of Sharky luck.. I'm the guy who falls into a bucket of tits and gets out sucking his thumb..

28 May 2007

Quote by Missy
How about customising a pair of boxer shorts?
Maybe a looser fitting pair, maybe cut out a hole just below one bum cheek, then sew a tartan (or contrasting colour) patch over it, but leave the top of the patch so it looks like the patch has come unstitched - showing the bottom of your bottom
To prevent them looking camper than Julian Clary at a camping jamboree, go for a more 'punkier' look. The tartan as described or similar, add a couple of buckles .... if they're longer shorts, can even have a buckle on one leg, to slightly gather up a leg, for a more uneven 'haven't tried at all' look. If buckles look a bit ott, then maybe a few well placed studs 8-)
Maybe a chain along the back waistband?
Some of that paint that shows up really bright under black light, could be used somewhere 8-)

Missy now I like this trail of thought :twisted:

Quote by Darkfire
a good pair of fitted black boxers seems to pop into my head and that's about it white towels on tanned skin...high quality tight fitting Tshirt and light coloured loose-fit jeans if you've got a butt to die for (otherwise dont bother :lol ..

And this one :twisted:

28 May 2007

you could always try switching the whipped cream for jelly confused

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lp