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Quote by PoloLady
Will Sarah and KC stop dialing 999 and asking for the fire services! mad

No we won't,
firefighters come male and female :P
Quote by Sarah1448
Will Sarah and KC stop dialing 999 and asking for the fire services! mad

No we won't,
firefighters come male and female :P
Isnt that supposed to be Firefighters cum :twisted: MMMmmmm
Can we have FDNY ones, they looked so bloody delicious when i was in NY last year...... something about that type of helmet i think rolleyes
Stop ringing firemen to come round! mad
Stop fucking all the marines! :x
Stop using all of the fresh veg for sexual pleasure! :x
Stop using my bloody bed and leaving it soaking wet! :x
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! :x
Go home - go on - the door is open.
Little Brother please come and take these dirty fuckers back!
Quote by PoloLady
Stop ringing firemen to come round! mad
Stop fucking all the marines! :x
Stop using all of the fresh veg for sexual pleasure! :x
Stop using my bloody bed and leaving it soaking wet! :x
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! :x
Go home - go on - the door is open.
Little Brother please come and take these dirty fuckers back!

I rather like it in here Polo :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Stop ringing firemen to come round! mad
Stop fucking all the marines! :x
Stop using all of the fresh veg for sexual pleasure! :x
Stop using my bloody bed and leaving it soaking wet! :x
Stop it, Stop it, Stop it! :x
Go home - go on - the door is open.
Little Brother please come and take these dirty fuckers back!

I rather like it in here Polo :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Stop coming back!
Dear Little Brother - I can’t cope anymore.
Last night 12 military police came to take back the AWOL marines. Vix saw it said MP on their helmets and assumed it mean Massive Penis – all 12 have gone missing along with Vix and Sarah – though there is a trail of MP uniform leading to the testing room containing the giant water tank..
God knows where all the firefighters are being held?
The other captives have been spending far too much time on the assault course – so far 34 Marines have been assaulted – both male and female. I saw Rachel Lane heading back out that way with the MP’s batons, which she found on the floor, along with 4 gas masks and a bunch of over-ripe bananas.
Sickbay is cover crowded.
I can’t work out which food is safe to eat.
I have nowhere to sleep.

Help me please!
None is safe to eat as blonde as cooked it....
sorry blonde.....
MikeC
Quote by PoloLady
Dear Little Brother - I can’t cope anymore.
Last night 12 military police came to take back the AWOL marines. Vix saw it said MP on their helmets and assumed it mean Massive Penis – all 12 have gone missing along with Vix and Sarah – though there is a trail of MP uniform leading to the testing room containing the giant water tank..
God knows where all the firefighters are being held?
The other captives have been spending far too much time on the assault course – so far 34 Marines have been assaulted – both male and female. I saw Rachel Lane heading back out that way with the MP’s batons, which she found on the floor, along with 4 gas masks and a bunch of over-ripe bananas.
Sickbay is cover crowded.
I can’t work out which food is safe to eat.
I have nowhere to sleep.

Help me please!

Pololady
Please stop complining to LB,
Vix and I are very happy :twisted: with our MP's and don't wish to be disturbed
We will go back to the LB house when WE are ready and NOT before
Polo
I'm sure that if you'd like to come back to the SH BB house with us we could feed you and find a few ways to take your mind off your recent setback! wink :wink:
We could draw straws to see who gets to play with you first (that's after Sarah's given you a ...........er..........thorough medical inspection first) :grin: :grin:
After all, as the saying goes, if you can't beat 'em join 'em. You might even find you rather enjoy it once we've thoroughly corrupted you! :twisted: :twisted:
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies.

stop him now
Last time he did some ones washing he turned white shirts pink!!!!!!!
I don't want my white nic, going thong pink
Quote by Eagerslut9

I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:


You'll have to climb the fireman's pole to collect mine cos I aint coming down :rascal: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:

Undies?? :shock: Well ive not had a chance to get any on since I arrived here! :twisted:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:

Undies?? :shock: Well ive not had a chance to get any on since I arrived here! :twisted:
Uh oh!! - now you've started something, he'll be wanting to look up your skirt to check :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Kitty
I'm volunteering to do the girls' washing today so I'll be round in a bit to collect all your undies. :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:bounce: :bounce:

Undies?? :shock: Well ive not had a chance to get any on since I arrived here! :twisted:
Uh oh!! - now you've started something, he'll be wanting to look up your skirt to check :twisted: :twisted:
Oh go on then.................Can I, can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease!! :grin: :grin:
bolt
Oh go on then, whilst no ones looking or else they will all want a look! lol :shock:
Ooooooooooooh! :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: kiss
Now my day is complete! wink innocent
:rascal:
banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Why are you all still here?
How did you get these other people in here?
ES will you bloody stop popping back and forth just to play on the 'choppers'!
And who the bloody hell has run down all of my batteries????????? mad
I used your batteries...................... lol
Quote by Sarah
I used your batteries...................... lol

Oh you are sooooo in trouble now! mad
You can shag in my bed....
fuck the marines.....
keep phoning the fire services....
use all the food for personal pleasure....
but nobody.... absolutly nobody uses up all of my bloody batteries and leaves me buzz-less :x :x :x
evil smackbottom
Quote by PoloLady
banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Why are you all still here?
How did you get these other people in here?
ES will you bloody stop popping back and forth just to play on the 'choppers'!
And who the bloody hell has run down all of my batteries????????? mad

It's fun here Polo! wink :grin:
Think I'll hang around for a while :P :twisted:
:uhoh: redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: ..........................................
:rascal: bolt
Quote by Eagerslut9
banghead :banghead: :banghead:
Why are you all still here?
How did you get these other people in here?
ES will you bloody stop popping back and forth just to play on the 'choppers'!
And who the bloody hell has run down all of my batteries????????? mad

It's fun here Polo! wink :grin:
Would it be fun if I made you wear grey Y-fronts and clear nail varnish :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Would it be fun if I made you wear grey Y-fronts and clear nail varnish :twisted:

Now PoloLady, if those were pissed stained y-fronts Marms would be in his element.
Quote by Libra+Love

Would it be fun if I made you wear grey Y-fronts and clear nail varnish :twisted:

Now PoloLady, if those were pissed stained y-fronts Marms would be in his element.
Any ridiculous pants put Marms in his element lol
Quote by PoloLady
I used your batteries...................... lol

Oh you are sooooo in trouble now! mad
You can shag in my bed....
fuck the marines.....
keep phoning the fire services....
use all the food for personal pleasure....
but nobody.... absolutly nobody uses up all of my bloody batteries and leaves me buzz-less :x :x :x
evil smackbottom
But I don't need batteries :-)
Quote by marmalaid
I used your batteries...................... lol

Oh you are sooooo in trouble now! mad
You can shag in my bed....
fuck the marines.....
keep phoning the fire services....
use all the food for personal pleasure....
but nobody.... absolutly nobody uses up all of my bloody batteries and leaves me buzz-less :x :x :x
evil smackbottom
But I don't need batteries :-)
Too true, too true - but you do seem to need sleep every so often :twisted: