SH BB Kidnapping!

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
You could always put 'em in a room with me and we could talk about modern literature.......
And Vix? Take yer clothes off - they were only joking.

*takes off the girl-clothes*
And your idea of torture sounds like bliss, to me. Can we talk about mod lit over a little Shiraz?
Errrm and what do I do with this feather? And these cuffs are making an uncomfortable bulge in me trousers (I thnk?)
Can I help with the orgasm shortage by the way??

13 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
Errrm and what do I do with this feather? And these cuffs are making an uncomfortable bulge in me trousers (I thnk?)

Pah! I knew the talk of interlecktewarl conversation was just a tease. silly

outs:

Can I help with the orgasm shortage by the way??

Sure! I'll watch. *hands Tune the tissue box*

13 Jun 2005

Right, I have finished with these 2 marines, can I have another 2 please.........

13 Jun 2005

MMmmmmm, this thread gives a whole new meaning to the term 'marine life'! :twisted:
Gimme gimme gimme!

13 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Please.................... come back and get me ?

Oh blonde - I am so sorry we left you - the guys grabbed Misschief by mistake in the smoke.
Don't worry babe - we are coming to get you soon. wink

I am going in the Jacuzzi and bouncy castle..... so don't come for me yet... ok !

13 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Please.................... come back and get me ?

Oh blonde - I am so sorry we left you - the guys grabbed Misschief by mistake in the smoke.
Don't worry babe - we are coming to get you soon. wink

I am going in the Jacuzzi and bouncy castle..... so don't come for me yet... ok !
Blonde, thats not a bouncy castle, thats the water bed hun rolleyes

aahhhh, bless her, she truely is blonde!
just kidding hun!!

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Please.................... come back and get me ?

Oh blonde - I am so sorry we left you - the guys grabbed Misschief by mistake in the smoke.
Don't worry babe - we are coming to get you soon. wink

I am going in the Jacuzzi and bouncy castle..... so don't come for me yet... ok !
Blonde, thats not a bouncy castle, thats the water bed hun rolleyes

aahhhh, bless her, she truely is blonde!
just kidding hun!!

I dont care what its called as long as it bounces !!! lol

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Errrm and what do I do with this feather? And these cuffs are making an uncomfortable bulge in me trousers (I thnk?)

Pah! I knew the talk of interlecktewarl conversation was just a tease. silly

outs:

Can I help with the orgasm shortage by the way??

Sure! I'll watch. *hands Tune the tissue box*
Sorry about the absence - got dragged away to the beach cool

Right that's the first box of Kleenex finished - did ya see it? Too quick huh? I'll have to start again. May need a bit of a hand (metaphorically speaking - any part of the body will do - well most anyway)
Any chance of kidnapping the bouncy castle when the guys swoop for Blonde later?

13 Jun 2005

Right............ I've had enough of the bouncy castle................ going for a lay down !!!!
Tune its all yours babe !!!!!!

13 Jun 2005

Pololady,
Can you change these marines for another lot, I'm fast running out of them, they are worn out, not much use at all :twisted: rolleyes

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
Pololady,
Can you change these marines for another lot, I'm fast running out of them, they are worn out, not much use at all :twisted:

We have 3 additional platoons arriving at hrs - they will need inducting! Will you do the honours Sarah?

13 Jun 2005

you will never take me alive

13 Jun 2005

Attention Little Brother
Your first forfeit is to expose 2 of the secret committeeâ€™s bums and send photos to this thread as proof of your successful completion of the task.
If you complete this task successfully by on Thursday morning you will secure the release of one of the housemates back to the BB house.
Failure to complete the task will result in one strike being made against you â€“ three strikes and youâ€™ve blown it!

13 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
you will never take me alive

Aww lemme? G'wan!

13 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
you will never take me alive

What do you mean - 2 Marines have taken you and you have taken 6 of them already :shock: lol

13 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
you will never take me alive

What do you mean - 2 Marines have taken you and you have taken 6 of them already :shock: lol

Oh...more than....:flutters eyelashes:

13 Jun 2005

Will you lot stop shagging all my marines?
You lot are meant to be bloody captives! Look at you - a bunch of depraved animals! :shock:
What the bloody hell have I done?

13 Jun 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
you will never take me alive

Is it still necrophilia, if your still twitching Rache? rolleyes

13 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Will you lot stop shagging all my marines?
You lot are meant to be bloody captives! Look at you - a bunch of depraved animals! :shock:
What the bloody hell have I done?

Polo :therethere:
We suck don't we? wink

ops: :oops: :oops:

13 Jun 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
you will never take me alive

Is it still necrophilia, if your still twitching Rache? rolleyes

twitchin and switchin wink

13 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
We suck don't we? ops: :oops: :oops:

Well you sure did - you sucked the bloody life out of 6 marines :shock: and the rest of the ones you got your hands on are still in shock - god help me!

14 Jun 2005

OMG!
Look at the state of the place this morning - what on earth have you lot been doing overnight?

14 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
OMG!
Look at the state of the place this morning - what on earth have you lot been doing overnight?

Shagging your marines...................
(is this working as you intended?) lol

Maybe we could have some firefighters now,............. :twisted: :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
OMG!
Look at the state of the place this morning - what on earth have you lot been doing overnight?

Shagging your marines...................
(is this working as you intended?) lol

Maybe we could have some firefighters now,............. :twisted: :twisted:
Well I was about to hop off for a girlie break in the sun for a few days.....but now you've mentioned firefighters :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm right behind you :evil2:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by KcKat
OMG!
Look at the state of the place this morning - what on earth have you lot been doing overnight?

Shagging your marines...................
(is this working as you intended?) lol

Maybe we could have some firefighters now,............. :twisted: :twisted:
Well I was about to hop off for a girlie break in the sun for a few days.....but now you've mentioned firefighters :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm right behind you :evil2:

yes please :twisted: :twisted:

14 Jun 2005

Quote by Sarah1448

Well I was about to hop off for a girlie break in the sun for a few days.....but now you've mentioned firefighters :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: I'm right behind you :evil2:

yes please :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: On my way bolt

:rascal:

14 Jun 2005

Pololady........ please dont come back for me !!
I dont do housework and dont like mess............ so if its all the same to you can I stay where I am ?
thanx

14 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Pololady........ please dont come back for me !!

Come back for you.... come back for you mad

I am trying to get rid of this fucking lot and they are a fucking lot as they are fucking a lot!
My financial backer has pulled out (and that was not just from the unusual position last night wink

) and bugger'd off :x
The place is totally wrecked :x
So as for coming to get you........... will someone come and get me and take this bloody lot back to LB!!!!!!!!

14 Jun 2005

Will Sarah and KC stop dialing 999 and asking for the fire services! mad

14 Jun 2005

:giveup: