SH Best Caption Competition

14 Oct 2005

Well I've had a fantastic day taking photos of him in his 25 year old!!!combats for the SH 2006 calendar (such a hard life I lead).
Some of the pics turned out better than others, but this one in particular is screaming out for a caption!!!

The best I could come up with is...
"I'm sure I left my trousers round here somewhere"
If anyone can come up with a better one - answers on a postcard to: -
The Dambuster Caption Competition
The Cafe
SH Towers
(It was cold - bless him!) :giggle:

14 Oct 2005

If I wear this jacket then the neighbours might not see me knackers when I peg out the washing?????

14 Oct 2005

Is that Dammy in the Bush again
Mr goodtimez

14 Oct 2005

after a long decided debate......................................dammie decided life was easier if no-one wore the trousers!!!

14 Oct 2005

Not only has my c**k shrivelled up with the cold but so has my trousers. Where's the patio heater?

14 Oct 2005

"the latest in a long line of armed forces cut-backs"

14 Oct 2005

"SEYMOURRRRRRRR!"

14 Oct 2005

Does my bum look big in this

14 Oct 2005

'Oh it's bloody cold....wheres the welder?'

14 Oct 2005

Haven't I seen this picture somewhere before?
Oh yes, I remember now... that catalogue that came through my door the other day...

14 Oct 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Haven't I seen this picture somewhere before?
Oh yes, I remember now... that catalogue that came through my door the other day...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ice you're a star!

14 Oct 2005

yes officer of course i can stick my finger in my ear
bollox

14 Oct 2005

'Do I have to undress fully for the shower and which way is it?'

14 Oct 2005

Did someone order meat and two veg?
Mr goodtimez

14 Oct 2005

You lot are Baaaadddddddd people ...... funny but Badddddddddd
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I would just like to say it was fLuckin cold redface

14 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
I would just like to say it was fLuckin cold

We can tell. Bless.

14 Oct 2005

Quote by Bazza64
"the latest in a long line of armed forces cut-backs"

you bugger i was going to use similar myself mad

:lol: :lol:

14 Oct 2005

Ok so somewhere Ginger Rogers is walking around with combats an durned great boots on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

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Guess we know who wears the trousers in that household :grin:

14 Oct 2005

and here we have the male of the species giving his brains an airing biggrin

14 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Well I've had a fantastic day taking photos of him in his 25 year old!!! combats for the SH 2006 calendar (such a hard life I lead).
Some of the pics turned out better than others, but this one in particular is screaming out for a caption!!!

The best I could come up with is...
"I'm sure I left my trousers round here somewhere"
If anyone can come up with a better one - answers on a postcard to: -
The Dambuster Caption Competition
The Cafe
SH Towers
(It was cold - bless him!) :giggle:

When the doc said "COUGH AND DROP" Dammie was eager to oblige. lol

sierra x x

14 Oct 2005

hmmm...this aint the kitchen is it?

15 Oct 2005

If anyone can come up with a better one - answers on a postcard to: -
Thinks ......next time her husband comes home and I climb out of the window I must remember the trousers as well......

16 Oct 2005

Quote by skegnessswingers
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time"
"Yes, my name is Donald, and I have come down from the Isle of Skye..... but how the hell did you know that?"
"Dime Bar???"
"Following his recent incontinence issues, Dammy came up with a novel cure for the problem of pissing his pants"
"If seen, please call the Chesterfield Psychiatric Hospital...."
"Inchworm infestation in Chesterfield"

16 Oct 2005

when you said dress too camp, i thought you meant.....doh!

16 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

God Its Brass Monkey weather ........now wheres me balls rolled off to?

16 Oct 2005

Not a caption but a question:
Dammie, I can't tell from the pic as your feet aren't showing, but I really need to know ----- were you wearing red stillettos???? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

16 Oct 2005

Where are the assistants in this garden centre when you need them ??