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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

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Quote by KcKat
is this house real? where can we see pictures or camera feed

It is real MidlandsDogger.... but we aint telling Newbies.... hehehehe
Oh ok... you have to press alt and f4 at the same time....
have fun....
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Oooooooooh...........Ya Bugger!!!!!!!
Hope you haven't offered your services as a tormentor :eeek:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

SORRY = just had to do it lol

The "Off duty and on Sabatical Nurse"
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Blonde = I will whisper this to you for now. Do not want you on the wrong side of LB and Steve now do I ??
Why are you asking this :- >>>>>>>>
Get me out ! ppppplllllllleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeeeee
That is a copy of your plea on another "secret" thred wink

Babe..... I am just sick of slipping on the twister mat !!!
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1

smackbottom :smackbottom:
Oooooooooh...........Ya Bugger!!!!!!!
Hope you haven't offered your services as a tormentor :eeek:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

SORRY = just had to do it lol

The "Off duty and on Sabatical Nurse"
:twisted: :twisted: Fred passionkiss So.................You want a :smackbottom: too?
:bounce: :bounce:
bolt
It's been a very slippery afternoon, oh yes! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
The sun kept slipping in and out along with certain housemates who've been coming and going, more or less at will wink :wink:
All in all an exhausting afternoon so I'm off for a nice cold shower before taking a last turn around the perimeter fence to see if anyone's been tampering with any of my holes, then I think I'll have a lie down for a bit.
:uhoh: :uhoh: :uhoh: Has anyone seen the puddle on the floor in the bathroom? :shock: :shock: Looks a bit like the remains of bodypaint, aka Davej, Eeeeeeeeeek!! :scared: :scared:
Has anyone seen Misschief? dunno
Hmmmmmmmm :confused: Think I need that lie down. Too much sun or something :undecided: :undecided: :undecided:
bolt
nomination time in the big brother house
all the house mates have been PM, requestin there Nominations...
if any house members have not nominated by 5:30 thurday evening they will be up for the evition voting which will be done by poll on Thurday night and will last untill FRiday night!.
Just a quick reminder housemates.... to qualify for your prize on satuday we require those pictures!
the House pets are
:arrow: a gold fish
:arrow: a beaver
:arrow: a rabbit
have fun
Little Brother
Quote by Jiggle pretending to be Little Brother!!
the House pets are
:arrow: a gold fish
:arrow: a beaver
:arrow: a rabbit

What happened to the cock??? :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko

the House pets are
:arrow: a gold fish
:arrow: a beaver
:arrow: a rabbit

What happened to the cock??? :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
i knew i had forgotend one!
Jiggle
I found a rabbit doing something to ma poor teddy today. Can anyone tell me if this belongs in the house??
My poor poor tattybear........
I’ll go off now for some snuggles and huggles with it.... Bad rabbit!!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Well, I took a picture of the cock!!
(It's the one in the background)

confused :? :?
As part of an ongoing business plan by "Swinging 4 Us" three new businesses are being planned to co-incide with the eviction of ? Room-mates ? from the BB house.
One of these new enterprises is "Jannette Winters" located opposite the main entrance to the BB house and can replace all your lost and wornout "toys" after your incarceration. Our staff, both male and female, will be on hand to help you. Just pop in on your way to the Games.
The next two enterprises are both swinging clubs :-
The first is the "El Sodom", with all the luxury you would expect from"Swinging 4 Us" and comes second to none with its facillities and friendliness.
The second, the"Rancho Gomorrah", is an experimental club where you can bring all your own toys, (purchased from Jannette Winters we hope) and any equipment you may want to use.
In this club we are open to suggestions on how to furnish the rooms. Some of you have some very strange idea's but we want to cater for all tastes.
Both clubs will have a Lounge Bar with food if needed.
Entrance fees are equal for all :- singles and couples alike, with no hiden extras.
We hope you enjoy your visit and look forward to meeting you all.
The Management and Staff :welcome: you .....
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY FIVE
(a play back of the screams from rachels session are played back to wake the house mates (said in northern accent)
Good Morning Housemates
ISeems we have a new opening in the house as a rat was seen last night in the garden, so if someone wasnts the role as a rat please apply to little brother.
Todays breakfast is Toast and Marmalaid (hope he enjoys it)
Orange Juice
and Prunes
Lunch today will be a picnic in the garden, to be organised by ladies of the house , please let Little brother know what you have made and a report on the days events please.
We hope that today Marmalaid will be coaxed from the dark room and ask housemates to be gentle with him. As yet we still have no luck getting Ginger Jo from the camper van, but we live in hope
Little Brother
After kindly donating my ad to the SHBB household it seems no1 wants to play on it.
I maybe force to switch over to Doctor Who :cry:
Takes back his ad grudgingly
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Little Brother did note the loan of your equipment and would like to point out that at yesterdays oil session, many of the naked housemates were seen to be sliding down your avatar, amongst other things. We hope that it was returned to you in good condition, and thank you for the loan of your equipment.
Please do not switch over to the dark side as we are sure many more hours of fun will be supplied here in the following weeks.
We would also ask for your support when the top nominations are received and will be put to the public vote
Little Brother
*Awakes from a nightmare of pitch-forks, baying and boobs*
Morning LB, curious thing this morning....I looked everywhere for the house pets, couldn't find them. dunno
Amost gave up on the task, then Bilko gave me a nudge in the right direction.
:shock:
Good morning Little brother, Big brother and housemates,
Another sunny wonderful day !!! OK so out in the garden then !
Picnic ???? Does that mean I have to cook ????
Attention Housemates
Sgt Bilkos case has now been located undera a fellow mates bed. we are not in the habit of naming people but boyakkkaaaaa
The medics have informed us that your injuries are all healing well and have now left the premises.
The Dungeon is now reopened
Blonde you are in charge of cooking the boiled eggs and making the sausage rolls for todays picnic
Little Brother
Quote by essexlady
As head of security in here
BLONDE im watching you........ hope your not sneeking messages out the house!

I'm not, I'm not...... honest guvnor !!
Who would I sneak them to ? Steve's in here too.............. with that thought in mind going back to bed !!!!

HELP ????? how do u boil an egg??? and sausage rolls ????? U r having a laugh !!! Little brother I dont cook !!!
Blonde
Boiled eggs, pot of boiled salted water put eggs in and boil for 6 mins allow to cool and peel
Sausage rolls are made you have to put them in oven 175 for 10 mins
Blonde,
Just to let you know
The Oven

is the thing iin the kitchen that gets really really hot when you turn them on lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Little Brother
Blonde
Boiled eggs, pot of boiled salted water put eggs in and boil for 6 mins allow to cool and peel
Sausage rolls are made you have to put them in oven 175 for 10 mins

U have made 175 sausage rolls ??? how hungry do u think we are ???
eggs done...... god they stink !!!!
Quote by tigersgobounce69
Blonde,
Just to let you know
The Oven

is the thing iin the kitchen that gets really really hot when you turn them on lol :lol: :lol:

Babe,
I thought the hot thing in the corner of the Kitchen was Steve !!! lol
/me sneaks back into house through one of EagerSlut's glory holes.....
Quote by BiWelshMinx
/me sneaks back into house through one of EagerSlut's glory holes.....

BiWelsh......... where u been............. steveg and I were looking for you . U missed a really good game of naked oiled Twister!!!
Promised the kids a day out Blonde ;)
Can I play the winner tho ??? :twisted:
Minx xx
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Can I play the winner tho ??? :twisted:
Minx xx

It was a draw .......... you have to play us both at the same time. :twisted: :twisted:
Unfortunately we might have to wait for Blonde to get back in the party mood. After she learned to boil eggs this morning she tried to make the toast soldiers in the same way and it kind of dampened her enthusiasm when it didn't work. Wanna give me a hand to help cheer her up?? biggrin
(that'll be me on short rations this weekend then, and not just boiled eggs rolleyes )
Steve
Ok, i have taken a pic of the SHBB goldfish...just not sure who the woman is or how she got here..... dunno

Minx xx
Quote by steveg_nw
she tried to make the toast soldiers

Toast Soldiers!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :?
bilko its ok mate
blonde is not going to heat u up in the toaster.....
MikeC
however it could be quite funny if she did.
Ho hum tickle your tum, scratch my bum.............................
Rub a dub dub three men in a tub...............................
Four and twenty virgins.......................
innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Splash splash splash
Scrub scrub
Ooooooooooooooooh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek :shock: :shock: :shock:
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:censored:
Anybody want to join me in the bath?
:rascal: :rascal: bolt