SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

29 May 2005

The swing in the dungeon is fantastic :happy:
Pity there's no one about to play with though.
Big Brother could we possibly have one of those huge monster fuck machines please?
You know the one I mean? Looks like a cock attached to a dangerous power tool :twisted:
Can we have one?....Can we?...Can we?...Can we?...Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee! worship

And ta for the seat davej lol

29 May 2005

Libra
lol i know a good site

they do special deals . Why dont you ask LB for that if you win hun.
MikeC

29 May 2005

Glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug, glug............................. wink

Steve

29 May 2005

To all members of the house please congrigate in the mingers corner.
We hope you all have settled in now and are enjoying your stay.
We are now going to set you your task that has to be completed by Wednesday night Thursday morning ( )
Your task is to take a photo of one of the house animals and post the picture on the thread.
If all house mates complete the task a day trip is going to be arranged for next saturday night.

29 May 2005

Little Brother,
With all the housemates in the house for 10 weeks, can you tell us does this mean they are unable to attend munches and meeting???
:P

29 May 2005

The lights are tripped in the sh bb house. Miss Lane walks towards the door wearing her waffen ss outfit. Rubber catsuit, tight corset, riding boots, and cap, pulling in each hand two large trunks and a thousand ghostly shadows that trail behind. Walking straight to the dungeon she looks at the mess the little ones have created tut tut.
She then takes can of black spray paint from her holster and walks up to the camera and paints the lens. You will only be allowed to hear the screams little brother.
She marches into the lounge area and grabs Libra by the hair with one hand, and with the other wraps her fist tightly to reds and drags them off, get the fuck in there Red tossing her into the cage, and Iâ€™ll deal with you later. She straps Libra to the cross and rips off her clothes. She then blindfolds and ball gags her. I will be back.
Marching back into the lounge she sees steveg and bilko on hands and knees sneaking into the bedroom. â€œOh no you donâ€™t she bellows, your mine NOW! And grabs them both by the scuff of their necks and frog marches them in to where Libra is seen shivering and red is giggling. Red do you find this amusing? You know I donâ€™t like brat-ish subs.
She pulls bilko over to the bench bends him over and hand cuffs him to the legs of the bench and pulls the trousers of his sailorâ€™s uniform down to the ankles.
She then turns black widow and pounces on steveg and ropes him up like a spider does with her dinner, pulls a sack out and covers his head, and threads the end of the rope through the fixing attached to the ceiling and hoists him up, ready for a ride steve? Scream if you wanna go faster, she then spins him out of control with the g force equivalent of the space shuttle breaking orbit.
She marches back in to the main area and hears the sound of a game being played and immediately catches eager out the corner of her eye with his knob in the connect 4 game. OI ! PUT THAT DOWN YOU DIRTY LITTLE FIEND. Grabbing him by the cock marches him in and puts him in the stocks. Play with holes will you? She reaches in to the trunk and pulls out a sheet of sand paper and rolls it up into a tube lets see if you like this! and wanks him vigorously.
She then looks towards bilko who at this point has pissed himself, and so for punishment pulls out the biggest dildo in the box tut tut bilko no lube for you and with one big thrust rams the dildo in to the hilt, sing to me bilko, sing with all your heart, Y.M.C.A come on SING BITCH!.
She then tip toes up to Libra who is shivering like a leaf with the cold and whispers in her earâ€¦hello Libra howâ€™s the tongue its hoody time !! She takes out a skewer from last nights bbq and leaves the hood and goes straight through the clit..Donâ€™t you just love needle play hehehehe?
She then strolls in the main area and spots the goldfish. Ooooooh breath play. her eyes light up and grabs the fish and watches with amusement as the fish fights for breath. dunk dunk YES! Interesting isnâ€™t it Goldie. She dunks one last time and tosses poor little fishy to the floor and cocks her head to the sideâ€¦.
Hark I hear the trickle of water and tip toes to the shower, where she sees marcuso having a showerâ€¦HELLO little doggie, come with Ma amâ€™ she walks into the dungeon with marcuso trailing behind. Sit there, thereâ€™s a good boy and reaches into the trunk and pulls out a human dog outfit and puts it on her new pet. she puts a collar and lead on and walks him to the corner and ties the lead to the fixing on the wall. Now sit there doggie and donâ€™t wine. This is punishment and revenge for Dave notts for having to put up with dog shit on his feet thanks to YOU!.
OH Red why are you still giggling? My patients has now worn thin. She marches over to the trunks and opens trunk number two out you get marms who is dressed in a gimp outfit. Look whoâ€™s come to play every one. she grabs him by the collar and reaches for the chain attached to the ceiling and fastens him on..Now behave gimp donâ€™t make me beat you. She turns to the trunk and pulls out the strap on, and attaches it just above her cock, D.P time Red and pulls her out the cage, drags her to the floor and flips her on her back.
You may feel a sting from pierced flesh entering your behind, but letâ€™s face it Red you had it coming. The more you whimper the harder I go. She then grabs her by the throat and sinks her teeth into reds cheek.
Red then passes out and Miss Lane rises to her feet and strolls over to the trunk, and pulls out a bag of corfresh balti mix opens it and throws it all over Red. She reaches into the trunk one last time and pulls out a black hooded cape, the violet wand with bull whip attachment, a bottle of jack Daniels, and a cigar. She walks in the kitchen and plugs in the wand..Letâ€™s have some fun. She cracks the whip twice and sparks fly and goes in to wild frenzy whipping everything in sight. Pictures on the walls, the mug tree, the vase full of flowers, the plates, everything in sight smashes into pieces YA! YA! CRACK CRACK Yee Haa, ride em cowgirl. And chucks the wand down giggling.
She walks into the diary room flops down in the comfy chair and puts her feet up on the monitor. With one hand she spins the cap of the j.d takes a swig from the bottle, and lights up the cigar. Hello little brother. My work is done. Iâ€™ve left a few of the little ones in the dungeon did you enjoy the screams? Ma amâ€™ is most pleased, and stands up and puts on the hooded cape. See you again little brother â€¦maybe!! ..and takes a long intake of smoke and blows it at the camera. Tooddle pip. She then walks towards the main door and clicks her fingers, the door opens and she takes a quick glance behind and sees Misschief pearing around the corner. Miss Lane gives a quick wink and as if by magic she vanishes in a puff of smoke.
wink

29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
She pulls bilko over to the bench bends him over and hand cuffs him to the legs of the bench and pulls the trousers of his sailorâ€™s uniform down to the ankles.

FFS!!! I've been handcuffed again!! confused

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Steve?????? Is that you up there?? rolleyes

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29 May 2005

rachel
omg
how bloody brilliant and funny and witty that post is - not quoting it
i have not pissedmy self for ages well not since last nite but shhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
MikeC

29 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Steve?????? Is that you up there?? :roll: :roll:

Is that doctor still in the house??? I need another paracetomol!! :crazy:
Steve

29 May 2005

i know i am not in the house but can the dishy female doctor pescribe me some anti we we tablets pls
MikeC

29 May 2005

Please tell me Libra+Love didn't get that machine she asked for!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
If she did, can someone pull my pants up PLEASE!!

29 May 2005

bilko i have been watching the footage and as of yet she hasnt
but it is a bank holiday so the shop could have been closed.....
MikeC

29 May 2005

Mike - if you get some we we tablets can you pass some to me?? I was bursting for a wee when I was ambushed!! confused

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29 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Please tell me Libra+Love didn't get that machine she asked for!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
If she did, can someone pull my pants up PLEASE!!

I think your in the shit !!!! I don't know how big Libra's machine is, but this fucker is in the car park to power it..........now where's that drive belt?

29 May 2005

Quote by davej
Please tell me Libra+Love didn't get that machine she asked for!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
If she did, can someone pull my pants up PLEASE!!

I think your in the shit !!!! I don't know how big Libra's machine is, but this fucker is in the car park to power it..........now where's that drive belt?

Dave, if I had my specs and could see that I would probably be worried. Ignorance is bliss!! confused

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29 May 2005

lol dave j there will be no shit left in him by the time that thing stops!!!!!!
lol
pmsl
bilko nah run out of wee wee tablets
MikeC

29 May 2005

AT LAST, TV worth watching!!!
It's nice to see Rach has cheered up & is getting 'into the swing' of SHBB.
Long may she continue.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

i wud watch the tv
but the wee wee tablets havent kicked in yet and i am still wee wee like a trooper (well lile sgt bilko)
MikeC

29 May 2005

Attention Housemates thats are left standing or conscious
We are reviewing this afternoon events are have sent in the security team to deal with the situation
Would Medic and Nurse Sarah1448 please urgently report to the medical room to deal with any injuries, and AlexFem will be available for councelling should anyone feel they are in need.
Rachel will not be returning to the house, due to the safety of the other house members. A new fish will be supplied but have called the RSPCA and they will dealing with this matter themselves.
However, Blonde was yet again apprehended being a groupie outside the walls, and we have decided that to prevent further outbreaks, it would be wiser to allow her in the house to take over the open position.
All offending toys remaining will now be cleared from the house.
We have informed the press thats the screams were caused by a sound proofing excerise being carried out this afternoon.

29 May 2005

29 May 2005

rachel is not in the house --- i am going to cry sad

((((((
blonde is in the house ---- :(((((( i love her attempts to get the house members out.
Little Brother i hate you, i hate you
goes of to sulk and cry but not in the mingers corner coz Lb stole that to
bastards!!!!!
MikeC

29 May 2005

so, does this mean we will see rachel outside barraking the housemates, and blonde organising the escape from the inside? lol

29 May 2005

i feel a keep rachel in Campaign thread starting lol. little brother dungeons are not a good idea when im about. :twisted: being as im a pain slut
Toppin from the bottom :twisted: wink

29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
i feel a keep rachel in Campaign thread starting lol. little brother dungeons are not a good idea when im about. :twisted: being as im a pain slut
Toppin from the bottom :twisted:

rachel - how about a 'rachel for comittee chair' campaign? then you can have your way with them all as you see fit? :wink:

29 May 2005

i think the commitey members are shitting themselves now!!!!!!!!!
MikeC

29 May 2005

LB,
Pleeeeese keep Rach in SHBB, I haven't laughed soo much in ages over 1 post.
I beg you from an avid viewer, come to your senses & keep her in.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

LOCAL NEWS ALERT.......................................
SHBB has just been informed that the local police have raided a local garage and found a JCB, a trojan horse, a transporter machine, a set of black leather with blond on the back, various head gear including tights with holes, two spades and a pick axe
all these items have now been confiscated and taken for DNA and fingerprinting .......as yet no arrests have been made, but they are continuing their investigations
Local Detective WPC Jags said "a number of clues were left at the scene, and they expect to make an arrest shortly". Police are now hunting a 6ft blonde with large tits, and a tight fetish, with a full JCB licence, large muscles and a degree in carpentry.
Should anyone have any information with regards to this, please contact you local SH station.
it was also reported that a gold fish has been given a full SH service following an earlier incident in the house........
STOP PRESS

29 May 2005

I wish the other, inferior Big Brother could be this imaginative. You lot could certainly teach them a thing or two.

29 May 2005

God what a rush! :twisted: Now that's my kinda afternoon!
I've not been so turned on since I trapped my left nip in the ice cream freezer on purpose. Oh and the bombay mix - you knew that would get me didn't ya Rache biggrin

All goose pimply here - hope the rest of ya enjoyed......
Anyone for voddie????
Bet Steve's drank all the red bull :cry:
Cathy x

29 May 2005

Hello!!! Hello!! Anybody there??? :shock: :shock:
Major Brother Sir!!! Can some one pull my pants up?? Please!!! confused

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