SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

31 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Ho hum tickle your tum, scratch my bum.............................
Rub a dub dub three men in a tub...............................
Four and twenty virgins.......................

Splash splash splash
Scrub scrub
Ooooooooooooooooh Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek :shock: :shock: :shock:

:censored:
Anybody want to join me in the bath?
:rascal: :rascal:

Room for one more in there big boy?? :twisted:
Minx xx

31 May 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
Can I play the winner tho ??? :twisted:
Minx xx

It was a draw .......... you have to play us both at the same time. :twisted: :twisted:
Unfortunately we might have to wait for Blonde to get back in the party mood. After she learned to boil eggs this morning she tried to make the toast soldiers in the same way and it kind of dampened her enthusiasm when it didn't work. Wanna give me a hand to help cheer her up?? biggrin

(that'll be me on short rations this weekend then, and not just boiled eggs rolleyes

)
Steve
Darling short rations........ try NO rations............lol
Bugger.... u know I cant resist.... but I am really gonna try..............lol lol lol

31 May 2005

Errrr could have a problem here Little Brother confused

:uhoh:
Just out taking photos....... is it me or is the cock shitting a rabbit??? :shock: dunno

31 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
OK just went off to find a cheese house for comparison but instead found this along the way - if the posing position didn't remind me of a certain ES all them bluddy glory holes certainly do :shock:

:giggle: :giggle: Spot on Missy lol

31 May 2005

A day in the life of a big brother bush........
Today.......I rustled :smug:

31 May 2005

This is an entirely serious matter girls. rolleyes

Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me. KcKat I've installed a Kitty flap in the perimeter fence, well hidden behind a bush, aka davej. Security will never find it! :grin: :grin: :grin:
:twisted: :twisted:

31 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
This is an entirely serious matter girls.
Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me. KcKat I've installed a Kitty flap in the perimeter fence, well hidden behind a bush, aka davej. Security will never find it! :grin: :grin: :grin:
:twisted: :twisted:

Blow bubbles with u in the bath??? dunno

after the Dutch Oven you gave me on sun :eeek:
:scared: :scared:
*Wanders off to find some wood and nails to block up the catflap :twisted:

31 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woooohoooooo, lets go play bubbles :bounce: ........... they better not be bottom bubbles tho ES! :shock: confused

Hey, just had a thought! :idea: They might be glory holes to you ES, but thems a load of butt plugs you're chucking away cool

......... One bottom bubble from you matey, just one :twisted:

31 May 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Misschief and KcKat, you are cordially invited, along with Minx, to join me in my bath and blow a few bubbles with me.

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Woooohoooooo, lets go play bubbles :bounce: ........... they better not be bottom bubbles tho ES! :shock: confused

Hey, just had a thought! :idea: They might be glory holes to you ES, but thems a load of butt plugs you're chucking away cool

......... One bottom bubble from you matey, just one :twisted:
Don't trust him Missy....he may look innocent........
What am I talking about, he never looks innocent. :twisted: :twisted:
Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:

31 May 2005

Quote by KcKat
Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:

Oh yesssss rotflmao

Sardines! :bounce:
Budge up Dave, we're a cummin in :bounce:
Shhhhhhhh :grin:

31 May 2005

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:
As if I would! :huh: rolleyes

Now then, who's got the loofah? dunno

31 May 2005

Quote by KcKat

Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:

Ohh Nooo!!!.............bugger orf the lot of ya! ..I've heard about this lark from me cousin 'Lilac' who's currently planted on a roundabout in Chigwell. She reckons that she gets this most Friday nights after the pubs kick out....starts off as sardines but then just ends up with her gettin puked on and havin spent condoms drapped all over her limbs.

31 May 2005

Quote by davej

Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:

Ohh Nooo!!!.............bugger orf the lot of ya! ..I've heard about this lark from me cousin 'Lilac' who's currently planted on a roundabout in Chigwell. She reckons that she gets this most Friday nights after the pubs kick out....starts off as sardines but then just ends up with her gettin puked on and havin spent condoms drapped all over her limbs.
Dont care!............... its a am bush girls. :bounce: ....let get him! :thrilled:

31 May 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

Lets jump in the bush with Davej instead :bounce: :bounce:

Ohh Nooo!!!.............bugger orf the lot of ya! ..I've heard about this lark from me cousin 'Lilac' who's currently planted on a roundabout in Chigwell. She reckons that she gets this most Friday nights after the pubs kick out....starts off as sardines but then just ends up with her gettin puked on and havin spent condoms drapped all over her limbs.
Dont care!............... its a am bush girls. :bounce: ....let get him! :thrilled:
rotflmao

31 May 2005

Hold on girls just warming up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

31 May 2005

:shock: :shock: Oooooooooooh Debs, I'll never get me leg up that high!!!!!

1 Jun 2005

Hi guys. Hope you don't mind an interlopper? cool

Just thought I'd pop in to bump you back up from the fourth post down, back to the top, so Tanglewood doesn't lose sight of you wink

:lol2:
Don't want him throughing a BB special wobbly and being featured on the front page of the tabloids tomorrow :shock:
Could bring unwanted attention to SH and a drop in viewer numbers for the real BB, when everyone comes on here to see our version instead :giggle:
Enjoy your stay in SH BB house. I'm off before I get locked in :shock: rotflmao

Tracy-Jayne bolt

1 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Hold on girls just warming up :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

So which one of you has met my Grandma ?

1 Jun 2005

Good morning Little brother and inmates,
so what do we have to do today ????

1 Jun 2005

*Jacks a spot outside and settles for a lazy day of sun-bathing*

1 Jun 2005

TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SIX
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have an easy day. As the weather seems to be brightening up, Little Brother has decided that all housemates should retire to the garden today and everyone should top up their tans.
We have left plenty of suncream on the table in mingers corner, please use liberally becasue we do not want to see bright red tomatos at the end of the day. Also remember to put that cream on places that dont normally see the sun ;), this is with the exception of Marmalaid who is normally naked, thats if we can coax him from the dark room.
Libra, that is not a cue for you to make a dash for the dark room again, you wore the poor man out last time lol

Little Brother apologises for being late with the breakfast food, but the delivery man got caught in one of Eager Sluts holes this morning and we have only just rescued the poor man.
So Brunch will now be:
Eggs (dont worry blonde, you do not have to do any cooking today)
Bacon
Sardines
prunes (cause we feel we need to keep you regular)
A case of white wine (because we are feeling generous)
Homemade bread (again NOT made by Blonde)
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
Enjoy your day and report on any antics that happen
Little Brother

1 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SIX
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.
Good Morning Housemates
We have left plenty of suncream on the table in mingers corner, please use liberally becasue we do not want to see bright red tomatos at the end of the day. Also remember to put that cream on places that dont normally see the sun ;), this is with the exception of Marmalaid who is normally naked, thats if we can coax him from the dark room.
Libra, that is not a cue for you to make a dash for the dark room again, you wore the poor man out last time
Little Brother

:dry: :grin: bolt

The dark room you said?

1 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SIX
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.

It was nothing I just took a leaf out of a hedge.
.........will this bloke stoop at nothing to get in on a thread, scrapping the bottom of the barrel but still here......

1 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SIX
(Little brother plays back the video footage of the rampage of DaveJ aka The Bush from last night). Little Brother would also like to take this opportunity to thank DaveJ for his outstanding performace as The Bush, the oscar nomination has been sent off.

It was nothing I just took a leaf out of a hedge.
.........will this bloke stoop at nothing to get in on a thread, scrapping the bottom of the barrel but still here......
But you do look so SEXY as that bush !!!!!!

1 Jun 2005

davej your a very very funny man ...or is that a bush? are you still a bush ? lol

1 Jun 2005

Fantastic!! :P :P :P :P
I have my uniform back AND my glasses, so I can see for yards now!! confused

Let's go and have a proper look at this camp now! :shock: :shock:

1 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
Your task is to take a photo of one of the house animals and post the picture on the thread.

Mids and errrrrrrrrrrrrm ......... Dawn
Now for the beaver and the cock pic ................ coooeee blonde. lol

Steve

1 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman

are the props men still required LB or have you found suitable victi....i mean volunteers?

1 Jun 2005

Hi all,
Just as a little treat for you all, i have done a quick sketch of the Big Brother House. sorry its a bit naff, but i was doing it while i was at work, and kept getting distracted, and having to do proper work!

Jiggle

1 Jun 2005

As instructed, I have spent the day in the garden.
I am now soaked and cold and loving it! Just look at these two new coathooks I have grown, inside my white tee shirt!! Amazing!
I am now off to kill two birds with one stone... photograph a House Animal (again as requested) and cook us all summat tasty...
BRB
Vix

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