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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
He hee Minx. You haven't found the one I made in your "Palace" earlier today then?
I've been busy today! :grin: :grin:
:shock:
He hee Minx. You haven't found the one I made in your "Palace" earlier today then?
I've been busy today! :grin: :grin:
:shock:
Sex God
Nurse Sarah wanders into the medical room to see if any of the house mates have any nursing requirements as things have been a bit silent from the BB house recently...
No one got anything caught in any of these glory holes, or slipped over on the oil playing naked twister???
No one got anything caught in any of these glory holes, or slipped over on the oil playing naked twister???
Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
davej your a very very funny man ...or is that a bush? are you still a bush ?
Yes rachel I'm still a bush and I might just come back as one in the after life cos in all honesty it ain't that bad. I was carried into the big brother garden two days ago by a couple of hairy arsed blokes who gently laid me on the lawn whilst they discussed what bed to put me in, I thought .....ay ....ay....this might be right up my street and sure enough after puggling around with a shovel they stuck me in a bed and thats where I've stayed. Not only that, but they chucked a bit of pig muck and straw round me feet which whilst having a bit of a whiff don't arf keep yer toes warm. I don't even have to get outa bed for a shower cos they come into the garden and give me a shower with a hose thing each evening......I'm told that they are gonna come round with the clippers and tidy me up at the weekend so :2fingers: some of that to them in the shaving yer nuts thread, cos I've got a team of professionals coming in to sort it for me........life is grand :lol:
I nominate sarge out the house NOW!!
Tis not on..i haven't any thing to do
I have cleaned his gun so it sparkles :banghead:
sent his uniform down the cleaners and back now :banghead:
Cleaned all his leather ware.................. and its sparkles :banghead:
His desk i have organized! :banghead:
Taken over 100 sexy phone calls to him and made excuses! :banghead:
polished his desk that so much you can see ya face in it! :banghead:
and worse of all i miss his shags! :banghead: :banghead:
and i am left here all on me own watching what i thought was blue films but all they are is bloody army petrol proceeder's :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
So little old Debs misses sarge! :cry: :cry: :cry:
AND I WANT HIM BACK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NOW OK
Tis not on..i haven't any thing to do
I have cleaned his gun so it sparkles :banghead:
sent his uniform down the cleaners and back now :banghead:
Cleaned all his leather ware.................. and its sparkles :banghead:
His desk i have organized! :banghead:
Taken over 100 sexy phone calls to him and made excuses! :banghead:
polished his desk that so much you can see ya face in it! :banghead:
and worse of all i miss his shags! :banghead: :banghead:
and i am left here all on me own watching what i thought was blue films but all they are is bloody army petrol proceeder's :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
So little old Debs misses sarge! :cry: :cry: :cry:
AND I WANT HIM BACK >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NOW OK
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: when you get out 
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY SEVEN
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have to invent a curry for your party tonight
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Chicken and lamb
Various veg
One M&S curry sauce for blonde
cream for cooking use only
milk
coconut
coconut milk
Yogurt
curry powder
various herbs and spices
tomatoes
fruits
Nan breads
and rice
Also some toilet rolls have been provided to stop you using the leafs of Davej the tree... woud someoe please water him as he is looking very wilted
We welcome Tangewood72 as a the new member of production and he is now in charge of the props in the house. Your first job is to build a Indian Tent not in the garden for the curry evening tonight with lighting and seating on cushions for the housemates.
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
Coming shortly....... video footage of vix dancing naked in the house, get your full unedited version, for this she has been reward 7 bottles of wine for the meal this evening.
Little Brother
Good Morning Housemates
Today all housemate have to invent a curry for your party tonight
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Chicken and lamb
Various veg
One M&S curry sauce for blonde
cream for cooking use only
milk
coconut
coconut milk
Yogurt
curry powder
various herbs and spices
tomatoes
fruits
Nan breads
and rice
Also some toilet rolls have been provided to stop you using the leafs of Davej the tree... woud someoe please water him as he is looking very wilted
We welcome Tangewood72 as a the new member of production and he is now in charge of the props in the house. Your first job is to build a Indian Tent not in the garden for the curry evening tonight with lighting and seating on cushions for the housemates.
Could housemates please remember that we need your nominations for eviction and also the task needs to be completed if you are to be given a day pass for Saturday.
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
Coming shortly....... video footage of vix dancing naked in the house, get your full unedited version, for this she has been reward 7 bottles of wine for the meal this evening.
Little Brother
Morning LB,
Wanted to say thanks for the 6 foot security guards you employed way back when (seems like forever already). We've not been idle since
We're locking ourselves in the dungeon today. Gonna try a bit of asphict......something or other...can't remember what it was he said now.
Also, as far as the curry is concerned, could I please have 12 Vodka Mudshakes? See I make a better curry after a bender when the hang-over's kicked in. Which reminds me, could we cook it today for tomorrow? Curry always tastes better the day after.
Now best I grab a shower before there's no bloody hot water again.
Wanted to say thanks for the 6 foot security guards you employed way back when (seems like forever already). We've not been idle since
We're locking ourselves in the dungeon today. Gonna try a bit of asphict......something or other...can't remember what it was he said now.
Also, as far as the curry is concerned, could I please have 12 Vodka Mudshakes? See I make a better curry after a bender when the hang-over's kicked in. Which reminds me, could we cook it today for tomorrow? Curry always tastes better the day after.
Now best I grab a shower before there's no bloody hot water again.
Would Libra+Love please come to the diary room
The curry is for tonight Libra but feel free to save some for tomorrow suggest you make it now and reheat it later if you like it marinated well.
Some Mudshakes will be supplied later for your evening.
We also ask that as the security guards are employee of the LHBB , that you do play with the housemates in order that they can do their jobs better. I have asked Essexlady and as head of security she says they can only play with you for one hour a day at the end of their shift.
The curry is for tonight Libra but feel free to save some for tomorrow suggest you make it now and reheat it later if you like it marinated well.
Some Mudshakes will be supplied later for your evening.
We also ask that as the security guards are employee of the LHBB , that you do play with the housemates in order that they can do their jobs better. I have asked Essexlady and as head of security she says they can only play with you for one hour a day at the end of their shift.
Sex God
*Sneaks into the house grabs the curry powder and sprinkles it into a few people´s undwear while they are asleep! *
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Just popped in to say hi to all the housemates 
i hope if any of you have any prop requests, youll ask me - i'm very versatile
righto - off to B&Q to get my supplies for the indoor teepee (i'm assuming thats what LB meant
)
Ian
oh, and littlegem - do you really think many of the housemates will be bothering to put there underwear on? :lol:
i hope if any of you have any prop requests, youll ask me - i'm very versatile
righto - off to B&Q to get my supplies for the indoor teepee (i'm assuming thats what LB meant
)Ian
oh, and littlegem - do you really think many of the housemates will be bothering to put there underwear on? :lol:
Sex God
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
I've just popped in to check in appointemnt book and find I have no one booked for my 'services' at 3pm
Now I want you all to form an orderly line, as clearly I will have to carry out full body medicals on all of you.
Quote by Sarah1448
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
I've just popped in to check in appointemnt book and find I have no one booked for my 'services' at 3pm
Now I want you all to form an orderly line, as clearly I will have to carry out full body medicals on all of you.
Sarah, does that include staff or just the housemates?
Quote by Little Brother
Would Libra+Love please come to the diary room
The curry is for tonight Libra but feel free to save some for tomorrow suggest you make it now and reheat it later if you like it marinated well.
Some Mudshakes will be supplied later for your evening.
We also ask that as the security guards are employee of the LHBB , that you do play with the housemates in order that they can do their jobs better. I have asked Essexlady and as head of security she says they can only play with you for one hour a day at the end of their shift.
You just can't bear to see a girl having fun now can you LB
*Skips off to see if Vix needs any help with her bra.*
Sex God
Quote by tanglewood72
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"
I've just popped in to check in appointemnt book and find I have no one booked for my 'services' at 3pm
Now I want you all to form an orderly line, as clearly I will have to carry out full body medicals on all of you.
Sarah, does that include staff or just the housemates?
Tanglewood
Just the housemates, but if SHLB is not looking, who knows, now where is Essexlady as head of security?
Quote by Little Brother
Chicken and lamb
Various veg
One M&S curry sauce for blonde
cream for cooking use only
milk
coconut
coconut milk
Yogurt
curry powder
various herbs and spices
tomatoes
fruits
Nan breads
and rice
Little Brother
Right then......... if I am cooking I will just chuck it all in one of those big steel things, turn the nobs on and hope for the best...........
Nurse Sarah....... be warned you are gonna have a very busy day tomorrow !!!
Sex God
Nurse Sarah....... be warned you are gonna have a very busy day tomorrow !!!
Blonde I am visiting today at 3pm not tomorrow unless requested by SHLB
Quote by Sarah1448
Nurse Sarah....... be warned you are gonna have a very busy day tomorrow !!!
Blonde I am visiting today at 3pm not tomorrow unless requested by SHLB
But they we will need you tomorrow.... if they let me cook !!
Little Brother, please book Nurse Sarah for a full shift tomorrow !!!
Sex God
Right, it is just past 3pm, the door is unlocked wh ois first for thier appointment today??
