SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

3 Jun 2005

vote for me pls smile

3 Jun 2005

i cant vote for you on principle ginger...
however every dooger from Watford to the west highlands will be doing so

3 Jun 2005

Morning LB,
Just a quickie complaint......
There's no hot water again this morning LB and I'm not having another cold shower. Even if that means I've got to warm up the jacuzzi to see to my ablutions, so turn the hot on or watch me fuck with the filters huh.
Also, there's nothing in the house for breakfast and this morning I'm ravenous after last nites activities in the dungeon :twisted: Woaw...carry on like this and I'll be taking up dungeon employment in the real world soon :shock: :twisted: lol

Anyway, back to the complaints.....
That nurse Sarah :shakeshead: mmmmmm....pretty girl, but she spent so much time massaging Vix last night I didn't get a look in. What's up with that and which NHS department should I make my complaint to?
And don't get me started on these glory holes with every dodgy mac wearing perv shoving his dicks through, it's got totally out of hand, fucking scarey actually, and no, your security staff are not taking care of it. They are being taken care of, by it. Geddit?
And finally, can I also have a regular fuck buddy in here like Blonde and Steveg have, please?
Shit, nearly forgot. Today's a bad day to say no to me. PMT and all that.... rolleyes

3 Jun 2005

can i ask, is lb writing these anouncements in a geordie accent, as its not the same if it's not.

3 Jun 2005

Tannoy Announcement
Can Marcuso Please come to the Diary Room.
Marcuso you have requested a two day pass so that you can attend a certain party. Little Brother and the Secret Committee have decided that they will agree to this, on the grounds that all DUCK TAPE , ROPE, and any other binding material is left at the SHBB house. Also you must agree that you will return to the SHBB House immediately on Sunday morning and report any antics ;)
Liiba+Love
As you are all being given a special leave of absence pass tomorrow, Little Brother has deciided that you can put up with cold water today as extra hot water will be supplied tomorrow.
Breakfast rations have already been duly delivered, these are the only rations you will be receiving today, so all House Mates should have made them last.
Have fun today House Mates

3 Jun 2005

Anyway, back to the complaints.....
That nurse Sarah :shakeshead: mmmmmm....pretty girl, but she spent so much time massaging Vix last night I didn't get a look in. What's up with that and which NHS department should I make my complaint to?

Libra+Love
As the SHBB house nurse, I will decide who need the most nursing and what type of nursing is carried out.
As a housemate you will not be able to tell me.
However, as a good will jesture, I have booked you in for 1/2 hour appointment tonight a 7pm, please make sure you are naked and ready for action and a full medical check up at this time :twisted:
Failure to comply will render you to the back of the nursing que and you will ahve to wait your turn again, and Vix or Steveg can move up to take your place :P

3 Jun 2005

Sarah!
I know it's early, but somehow I have managed to get a ciggy burn on my back.. complete with melty hole in my shirt. :cry:
Got something soothing?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Sarah!
I know it's early, but somehow I have managed to get a ciggy burn on my back.. complete with melty hole in my shirt. :cry:
Got something soothing?

Vix,
How many times have you been told smoking is not good for your health???
Now you have a burn and a ruined shirt.
Come over here and lie face down, now let me find something soothing to rub gently on you, burns are really best left to themselves to heal up naturally, but this ice cube might do the trick,
Now lie still will you....................

3 Jun 2005

LB, what's this I hear about a munch?

Quote by trebor
hardly noticing Sgt Bilko slumped over the toilet with his head down the pan, wearing only stockings and stilletos...." oh christ she says this is the last time i coming to a SH munch"

Huh!.....thanks for all those glory holes Eagerslut , see you all after the weekend wave

3 Jun 2005

Well...blonde has cooked plastic forks and spoons and tried to pass it off as a meal.....so we have all gone on strike and fecked off to Romford for a party..........we've kidnapped one member of the LB team and he's blushing like hell............we won't be back till we're all partied out
See you all on Sunday
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Jun 2005

The Votes have been Carefully counted, and the first person to be evicted from the Big Brother house is Gingerjo-lee.
the remaining Members of the House have been awarded there day out pass tomorrow night.
Little Brother

3 Jun 2005

plastic knives and forks ?????????
did i ???? when ????

3 Jun 2005

FFS! Why would anyone want to fuck off for the weekend? dunno

I'm having a ball in here! wink

:wink: :P :censored:
There's a whole network of subterranean tunnels and caves under the SH house that the builders and programme makers know nothing about and........................er.........................
Oh shit! :shock: :shock: ..............There aren't any cameras down there, I've just realised. :cry: :cry: :cry:
bolt

3 Jun 2005

Oi! Eager!
Fancy a shag?

3 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Oi! Eager!
Fancy a shag?

Ooooooooooooh Vix!
I thought you'd never ask passionkiss

:wink:

4 Jun 2005

So, what's going on then???
I come out of counselling and what do I find? Nothing! The place is deserted other than me and the gnomeâ€¦

Oh well, Iâ€™m wondering if Iâ€™m in need of a little more counselling!
Time for bed.
Chris

4 Jun 2005

we escaped. we r all pished..... and none of us watched marmalaid as he did this with the gnome !!!!!!!!!!................... HONEST

4 Jun 2005

i'd like to know who's garden on sh has knomes ffs ( did i spell knomes right?) knomes jeez who owns the white picket fence ?? come on own up you vanilla type fiends step up and show ya selves. you should be ashamed of yourselves lol
knomes what ever next tut tut lol

4 Jun 2005

:eeek: Marms....you bad boy!!! smackbottom

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

4 Jun 2005

Quote by essexlady
I hold my hands up here Rachel, the Gnome is actually mine......... given to my boys by a friend, and they used it to play knock down ginger and leave the gnome on peoples door steps........................ would you like me to bring it to the essex munch for you to meet!!!!

Yes please

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Jun 2005

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can't wait to see the piccies when you and Leprecaun meet :shock: :lol2:

4 Jun 2005

Marmalaid I find your behaviour both disturbing and offensive. :shock: The gnome may have been smiling but the poor wee mite is just an innocent, you have corrupted him, exposing yourself like that, and I will be taking serious measures to report this disgusting incident to the Gnome Police.
Shame on you , what a hussy.
rotflmao

You plonker.