Marcuso,
The best I can offer is 1 hour per day 5 time a week on the SHBB running machine, just imiagine Bluexx chasing you with a strap on..... that should do it to increase your leg muscles.
Vix,
My darling are they being horrid to you, come here let nurse Sarah sponge you down first, get rid of the horrid bra, what were you and Libra + Love even thinking of, now let me rub this soothing ointment into your boobs and over your nipples, lie on the couch please, this may take some time. :P
Voice of Little Brother
Libra+love as Little Brother today is a woman (its changes there are 7 of us), trust me im all for fun lol but not all in one day and we will have Essexlady after us for distracting her staff.
Nurse Sarah yes you may visit again on friday for one hour at 3pm
Tanglewood what LB had in mind was a long triangle tent covered in bright materials, with silks and cushion in side and a low table, more like a Bedoin tent with candles, very romantic and sexy, NOT A RED INDIAN TEEPEE
Blonde you are not required to cook which is why i gave you a jar of ready made curry sauce....... and you cooked yesterday, what are the men making i wonder.
I'm not cooking tonight! I made fajitas out of the SHLB cock, last night and even showed everyone pics of them.
Proof of the pudding an' all that.
I'm cooking.
When the hang-over set's in.
Nomindation update!
The Nomination dead line as passed!... i will be converting this in to a poll shortly.
the person with the most votes will be evicted from the house tomorrow evening
Jiggle
I've just seen Little Brother out by the stream in the back garden having intelligent discussion with one of the house residents:
The revolution begins
Steve
Oooh, I got 7 bottles of wine, didn't I?!
Who's gonna be extra nice to me, to get a glass or 5?
*looks around*
No-one here?
*drinks all the wine*
*sicks-up a little*
*falls over and snores*
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT - DAY EIGHT
Good Morning Housemates
As tension runs high in the house over tonights eviction, wel will introduce our own rampant knome cam over the weekend to capture some live footage from the house.
Your fridge has been stocked with: -
Various veg
soup
Cheese and pickles
Fresh Bread
Rennie for those that ate blondes cooking and some more toilet rolls
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 7pm should any of you require her "services"
As you completed this weeks task your release passes for saturday will be issued to you shortly.
Plus later pictures from last nights curry tent night................... watch this forum
Don't forget to watch SHLB live eviction tonight......... will they leave happy or screaming and kicking
Little Brother
Dear Little Brother
Could I have a two-day pass please?
I have been asked to a party tonight with some VERY nice people.
If this pass is granted I'l keep my duck-tape well and trully under wraps.
Yours sincerely
Marcuso
xx xx
PS......If I don't get my pass I'll sneak out anyway and have 3 rolls of duck tape at the party........he he he he
a f*cking horny strap-on I found in the dungeon today :twisted:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
ops: :undecided: