SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

6 Jun 2005

No reading my diary Marms! I've had enough of that for one week! lol

Anyway, when is eviction day? I'm bored with all this lovely dovey stuff, lets have a huge row, fling food at one another then pout, complain that someone stole my salad and prance around like buffoons! biggrin

Yay! :bounce: Sounds like great fun!
Oh, I really need to go to sleep... I can feel the hypo coming on... can someone please lend me a dose of sleepiness pleeeeaaaassssseeee! .... I'm going insane in here....

6 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem
I'm bored with all this lovely dovey stuff, lets have a huge row, fling food at one another then pout, complain that someone stole my salad and prance around like buffoons!

SHU' UP!!! JUS' SHU' UP!!!
I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU BUFFOON! You, you're just a self centred egotistical, kleptomaniacal, HERE HAVE SOME RHUBARB CRUMBLE IN YOUR FACE!!
No, hang on a minute, that was me I was describing, I apologise, please forgive me
lol

6 Jun 2005

Quote by marmalaid
I'm bored with all this lovely dovey stuff, lets have a huge row, fling food at one another then pout, complain that someone stole my salad and prance around like buffoons!

SHU' UP!!! JUS' SHU' UP!!!
I'VE NEVER LIKED YOU, YOU, YOU, YOU BUFFOON! You, you're just a self centred egotistical, kleptomaniacal, HERE HAVE SOME RHUBARB CRUMBLE IN YOUR FACE!!
No, hang on a minute, that was me I was describing, I apologise, please forgive me
lol

:bounce: Yay! A row and a food fight!
YOU ABSOLUTE GNOME MOLESTING SKINHEADED BRUTE! TAKE THAT YOU CERAMIC LOVING SLIMEY SLUG!!! ;)
<picks up a plate of custard and flings it at Marms>
(and how did you know I was a bit of a klepto??? shit :doh: I may have revealed the secret of the missing things! :lol: if there is anything missing that is.....) :huh: bolt

6 Jun 2005

Hey, leave my gnome alone (shit sudden thoughts of McCauley Caulkin (?) and Michael Jackson), he's plastic, I'll have you know! Anyway, it's better than being a crop wealding, long haired louty type trollop!
Hmmmm, minty custard, just licke I used to get at school, lumpy too... anyone got spotted dick for me whilst I'm tripping down Mammary Lane?
Oh, here's an over-ripe avacado in your eye!!!

6 Jun 2005

Hey, and another thing, I can only see ONE Neilnolongerinleeds cer'ified SuperMuppe' 'round 'ere!
SO SHU' UP!!!!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Hey, leave my gnome alone (shit sudden thoughts of McCauley Caulkin (?) and Michael Jackson), he's plastic, I'll have you know! Anyway, it's better than being a crop wealding, long haired louty type trollop!
Hmmmm, minty custard, just licke I used to get at school, lumpy too... anyone got spotted dick for me whilst I'm tripping down Mammary Lane?
Oh, here's an over-ripe avacado in your eye!!!

Hmmmm

I sense a breast theme going on and I wonder if I should milk it (pun intended).
He is plastic...??? Well, I hope he doesn't have press mould seams or you'll get infected from the scratches on your knob...
:gagged: I refuse to say anymore
<wrestles marms to the ground and forces his face into the custard>
I hate you, I am so NOT a louty type crop weilding trollop for just anyone you know!
UNGRATEFUL BASTARD! evil

6 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem
<wrestles marms to the ground and forces his face into the custard>
<flings more custard on marms>

{wriggles just enough to make it look as though he isn't enjoying this at all and hopes that the wriggling will stimulate the parts not reached by other breakfast preserves as she is sat on his back}

6 Jun 2005

I'm more of a jam or butter kind of girl than marmalaid! ;) Hard luck. :P
:smug:
Oh and what has Neilnolongerinleeds got do with anything??? Hmmmm confused

Since when has anyone actually taken any notice of anything he says? (apart from me cos of course I'm a little bit thick like that! :? ) afterall his posts are mainly made up of "ffs" ! lol

<Gets up and leaves marms to roll around pervertedly in the custard moaning and groaning while fantasing about the gnome>
Mmm, a nice warm shower... wonder if I can use all the hot water before Libra and the other wake up. :twisted:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by little gem
I'm more of a jam or butter kind of girl than marmalaid! ;) Hard luck. :P
:smug:
Oh and what has Neilnolongerinleeds got do with anything??? Hmmmm Since when has anyone actually taken any notice of anything he says? (apart from me cos of course I'm a little bit thick like that! :? ) afterall his posts are mainly made up of "ffs" !
<Gets up and leaves marms to roll around pervertedly in the custard moaning and groaning while fantasing about the gnome>
Mmm, a nice warm shower... wonder if I can use all the hot water before Libra and the other wake up. :twisted:

{Continues wriggling for several minutes all on his own, then remembering that he is probably live somewhere on 'tInternet or some obscure tv channel stands up and nonchalantly walks out to the yard to find the chicken, as he reaches the door he once more forgets about the cameras and wipes some of the custard away from his groin area, tastes it and smiles...}

6 Jun 2005

Oi! Stop making so much bloody noise and such a mess. :huh:

:smackbottom:
(Rolls over and goes back to sleep)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Oi! Stop making so much bloody noise and such a mess. :huh: :smackbottom:
(Rolls over and goes back to sleep)
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............

I must have been choking that chicken with custard when you roused, sorry, now, wher did my Prodigy album go? And who the fuck nicked my GPS? How am I supposed to find the bathroom YA BASTIDS!!!!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY FOUR
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house,

You know, I read this as Housemates are welcome to Blonde... lol

(Page 15 BTW)

6 Jun 2005

Oooh, I get post 500 on this thread ;)

6 Jun 2005

Shut up and go back to bed, Chris.
There's a love.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Shut up and go back to bed, Chris.
There's a love.

Only if you come with me! Let's not wake Reese this time, eh?
Oh, I forgot, you'd have to be really loud to do that as he's sooooo far away biggrin

6 Jun 2005

Not touching you till you wash all that custard off, mate.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Not touching you till you wash all that custard off, mate.

Lick it off, I dare ya, already had the goat having a go at it.
We do have a goat right? Did we not have a goat party last week? Or have I caught dyslexia?

6 Jun 2005

It's probable you've caught dyslexia. There seems to be a lot of it around.
And no, I'm not eating that!! Custard is for Twister, not for consuming!
Going to bed now. See ya when you're clean.
Oh, and keep away from Santa, if you're going down the dyslexic route. Fr. Randy's not around for exorcism duty.

6 Jun 2005

Tannoy Announcement
Good Morning House Mates
Little Brother and the Secret Committee hope that you all had a good weekend.
Little Brother apologies to all the house mates for calling them to the living room and then not setting the next task, but there was a slight technical problem in the delivery of the set task.
The delivery person got stuck in another one of Eager Sluts holes, but unlike the last delivery person, he is refusing to deliver the task until he is well and truly satisfied.
So, Little Brother would appreciate if House Mates could please go to the far right of the garden and satisfy the delivery person fully, so that we can then set the next task.
Today's supplies have been delivered are include:
Egg's
Bacon
Sausage's
Fresh Home Made Bread
Alka Seltzer (for those that need it to recover from the weekend)
Copious amounts of Toilet Roll
Cleaning Products (so that Marmalaid can clean up after his food fight, that custard has just about got everywhere)
Eager Slut, your holes(in the garden) are in the process of being filled in as they are causing to much disturbence in the smooth running of this thread.
Have fun today and please report on any antics that happen.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by SunBunny
Marmalaid I find your behaviour both disturbing and offensive. :shock: The gnome may have been smiling but the poor wee mite is just an innocent, you have corrupted him, exposing yourself like that, and I will be taking serious measures to report this disgusting incident to the Gnome Police.
Shame on you , what a hussy.
You plonker.

Offended? Well fuck off and watch Antiques bloody Roadshow then!!!
Who invited Sun 'Mary Whitehouse' bleeding bunny then?
Oooh, animal pics... does a Sunbunny count :twisted:
kiss

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother

Cleaning Products (so that Marmalaid can clean up after his food fight, that custard has just about got everywhere)

How can that be? My foe in the food fight (that I won incidentally, she just minced of) isn't one of the inmates, so it was all in my head :P (unless she was snook in as a subby and I never noticed?)
Alternatively, feck off and clean it up yourself, I'm going for a kip after making some poached eggs on toast...

6 Jun 2005

Mmmmm eggs.

6 Jun 2005

:uhoh:
Ooooooooerrrr Eeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
I've had all my holes filled redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
The delivery man's satisfied though wink

:wink:
Right. I had some bricks and sand and cement majicked in so I'm gonna be busy today building myself a nice brick pier in the middle of the lawn. Hopefully I'll have it finished by this evening (if I don't get any interruptions) so then I'll be able to try it out. :grin: :grin:
I'm steering well clear of Marms today. He's got a bad case of Gnomeitis. Serve him right for messing with gnomes :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother, can I have some floodlighting for my pier please? I'd like to put on a kind of Son et Lumiere display. :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Mmmmm eggs.

Fertilised or scrambled? And shall we prepare them right on the hob here?

6 Jun 2005

Morning LB,
Looks like another day locked in the dungeon for me again.
Thing is, where's a nice place to play with a lot more spectators? And don't give me that, "big brother sees everything" bull-crap. I wanna see the people watching me :twisted:

6 Jun 2005

Oh Libra... jump up on the stove with me... kick this sundry bloke off and lets get cookin'

6 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Oh Libra... jump up on the stove with me... kick this sundry bloke off and lets get cookin'

I've been kicked to the kurb sad

6 Jun 2005

Little Brother,
I dont like this !!!!! All u ever do is give us food to cook and I DONT DO COOKING !!!

6 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Little Brother,
I dont like this !!!!! All u ever do is give us food to cook and I DONT DO COOKING !!!

Good point, Blonde.
I think we should strike.

6 Jun 2005

Quote by marmalaid
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY FOUR
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house,

You know, I read this as Housemates are welcome to Blonde... lol

(Page 15 BTW)
Oi ?

EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION