After 3 hours of watching the housemates do sweet FA – apart from Sarge picking his nose and flicking the bogies into Marcuso’s coffee mug – Polo, Sarah and Tune devise a cunning plan…..
After a secret liaison with Turkish Bob (the well know underworld supplier of dodgy goods and the developer/manufacturer/supplier of a new form of laughing gas. The gas (developed during the cold war – or it might have been a flu epidemic) has a remarkable effect on anyone who inhales just a small amount. Aside from the laughter, it renders the inhaler incontinent, impotent and incoherent for 24hrs.
Using the ridiculously placed air in-take fan on the outer west wall of the house, Polo, Sarah and Tune release the gas into the house.
Back at the observation window they watch to see how long it will take for the gas to take effect. “It is going to be very smelly around here soon†chuckles Tune. All 3 saboteurs begin to chuckle. “Don’t forget there are the full effects of last night’s laxo-curry to take effect yet†sniggers Polo.
“Look!†cries Sarah as she points at the window, “All of the housemates are starting to chuckle and don’t know why….. and now they are all running for the looâ€
“Are we sure bluexxx got the itching powder loo roll in place?†asks Polo. “Sure did†replies Tune “I have the footage from our covert camsâ€.
Polo turns to Sarah and suggests “let’s retreat once more to the secret bunker and show Tune how grateful we are for his funding of this operation – baby oil naked body massage do you recon?†All 3 smile (one of those smiles when you just know you are going to have naughty fun) and walk briskly off towards the bunker.
Hehehehe! I'm grateful for the grateful :twisted: I wonder if anyone in the palace beyond will notice??
Looks like the housemates have gone to sleep. Isn't laughing gas the same as an anaesthetic?
Good Morning Little Brother and housemates................... So what are we up to........today ?
I fancy a fried egg sandwich but dont know how to cook one ............. any offers ???
I could do you some poached eggs, I'm really good at poached eggs, anyone want some poached eggs? I'll cook some poached eggs anyway.
Will some-one please tell me where the toilet is? I really need it and I need it now, ES hat did you have done to that curry last night? I have cramps and it's funny and I don't know why...
Kerbabble.
Good Morning House Mates
Today is a beautiful day outside, so the day will be taken up with naked games in the garden.
Some suggestions are:
Naked Twister
Naked Charades
Naked Hopscotch
Naked Volley Ball
All games are to be Girls versus Boys, the losers of the games are to pamper the winners to their hearts content.
Deliveries have now been made, and are in the kitchen, the supplies include:
Bread
Eggs (for the fried egg sandwiches, which as Blonde requested will be cooked by her)
Alka Steltzer (for Housemates after they have eaten Blondes fried egg snadwiches)
1 Volley Ball Net and Ball
Chalk (to make hopscotch)
Charades Board Game
Copious amounts of suncream
Marmalaid:
Please look on the map of the house and you will find the toilets very easily, but to make it even easier Little Brother and The Secret Committee have agreed to let you have your Sat Nag back. Please find the toilets quickly as the smell is becoming unbearable.
Could all House Mates please rememeber that it is that time of the week again when NOMINATIONS are due. Please PM Little Brother with your nomination for eviction by tomorrow 8pm the latest. This is so that the viewers can have 24 hours on who they want to see evicted.
Have a good day House Mates and report on your antics
Little Brother,
Please can we have a list of who is left in the house.................. and I am not cooking the eggs Marms did it earlier !!!
Also, I feel I must appologise for ruining the assault thingy with my high heeled boots !!!
Can we also have a pair of stilts.............. naked stilt walking is good at this time of year !!!
See ya in the garden later. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Blonde
As Marmalaid made the Fried Egg Sandwiches this morning, you can be let off cooking today. As for wearing the stillettos last night on the Assault course, please do not apologies the viewers and Little Brother and the Secret Committee found if highly amusing and very sixy watchin gyou climb the Assault Course in those very sexy boots.
As for an upto date list of House Mate these are:
Blonde
Steveg_NW
Marmalaid
Eager Slut
Libra+Love
Mischief
RHG
HardnLusty
VIX
Marcuso
Bi-Welsh
Sarge Bilko
Please can we have your nominations in please
Also you will find the stilts that you asked for over in mingers corner. you will find two pairs so that you can have a girls versus boys race.
Enjoy
Thanks to the mighty Little Brother... erm, sorry that's a condradiction in term isn't it? Maybe that should be Miniscule Little Brother.
I have had my GPS Navigator restored to me and am now able to find my way about a little better. I have now been able to go to the toilet, I am aware that the security cameras have logged this, they see everything. I'll have a further hack about on the computer later to see if I can find the evidence to show you all later if there is sufficient demand!
Anyhow, whilst I was looking secretly through the video records I came across the following still images;
ok i think you should all use baby oill then have a pillow fight lol
Still the uniform looks nice off (did I mean the uniform?? 
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Are we still collecting farts in bags by the way?? :undecided: Cos I've got 4 binliners full here :shock: 
