DAY TWELVE IN THE SHBB HOUSE
More poems please, LB is very pleased with the efforts so far.
Today you have been given
Steak
Chips
Salmon
Bacon
Eggs
and Orange Juice
Lets have a party night. Tonight theme is Boot Camp. Tanglewood the Props man has to build an assault course for you, the housemates are required to open the secret room, inside they will find various uniform and army, sailor, and RAF uniforms for them to dress in. Photos would be appreciated.
Please include DaveJ somewhere in the assault course.
Nurse Sarah will you please be on stand by for any emergency thats may occur.
We have built a glass panal into the wall for tonight only so that Pololady and Tune outside the walls can give us a full report on what they may see happening. The Housemates cannot see you.
Extras in house are:
DaveJ a Brush
Sarah the nurse
Tanglewood the propsman
Pololady and Tune the protestors (are there any others!)
Essexlady Security
The Gnome
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
I must have gone to bed that night
with far to much to red wine
For I woke-up in the BB house
And nekkid peeps all around :twisted:
Again I wake on the umpteenth day
This time without the booze
The bottom of the bird-cage mouth
Is now the BB room.
My toys are broke the batteries dead
And no one can keep wood
Don't get me wrong, I've had my fun
Didn't mean to be so rude
It's just I need to take a break
My fanny is being abused!
with far to much to red wine
For I woke-up in the BB house
And nekkid peeps all around :twisted:
Again I wake on the umpteenth day
This time without the booze
The bottom of the bird-cage mouth
Is now the BB room.
My toys are broke the batteries dead
And no one can keep wood
Don't get me wrong, I've had my fun
Didn't mean to be so rude
It's just I need to take a break
My fanny is being abused!
Quote by Libra+Love
I must have gone to bed that night
with far to much to red wine
For I woke-up in the BB house
And nekkid peeps all around :twisted:
Again I wake on the umpteenth day
This time without the booze
The bottom of the bird-cage mouth
Is now the BB room.
My toys are broke the batteries dead
And no one can keep wood
Don't get me wrong, I've had my fun
Didn't mean to be so rude
It's just I need to take a break
My fanny is being abused!
EagerSlut and his 2" tool made mouse holes in the fence
Sarge got pissed and flashed his knicks
Does that rhyme if read with your Australian accent, heh?
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Little Brother, Good Morning..............
What is a Boot Camp ??? Do we all have to wear Boots ??
Will my thigh high black ones do ???................ and is that all we are allowed to wear ??
I refer the honourable lady to the answer I gave some moments ago.
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*seriously misunderstands the meaning of 'boot camp'*
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*sigh*
Anyone wanna lease some boots off me?
Will take snout or grog.
Can I piss in one? I still can't find the loo.
And I'm still looking for a hard headed woman, one who'll make me do my best. Do you know any?
Bitch-whore.
Take a welly. They're the boys'.
Oh, I know a lot of fancy dancers. People who will guide you round the floor. They move so smooth, but have no answers when you ask them "What'd you come here for?"
Quote by Vix
Take a welly. They're the boys'.
I'm guessing the second boy is Reese?
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Oh, I know a lot of fancy dancers. People who will guide you round the floor. They move so smooth, but have no answers when you ask them "What'd you come here for?"
It sounds like you know exactly the people, I'm a bit concerned though, he told me he had a sister who looked just fine. Instead of being my deliverance she had a strange resemblance to a cat named Frankenstein. I don't want to make that mistake again though.
