SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

8 Jun 2005

Quote by marmalaid
As for an upto date list of House Mate these are:
Blonde
Steveg_NW
Marmalaid
Eager Slut
Libra+Love
Mischief
RHG
HardnLusty
VIX
Marcuso
Bi-Welsh
Sarge Bilko

That's going to be a right difficult choice sad

Sure is Marms !!!!.............. how many do we have to vote for ? Can I just say pass ? or can we let the viewers pick ?
I hate doing this ....... makes me feel so nasty !!

8 Jun 2005

Mean and nasty, that's what it is.
Now... to play! Naked leapfrog, anyone? :grin:

8 Jun 2005

Edit: Post deleted due to its irrelevance to this thread. mad

:x :x :x

8 Jun 2005

Well,
The girls won the naked stilt walking race !!!!!! wonder why?
Vix........... Naked leap frog sounds even better..................lol
Will you be our Captain ????

8 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
Well,
The girls won the naked stilt walking race !!!!!! wonder why?
Vix........... Naked leap frog sounds even better..................lol
Will you be our Captain ????

Deffo. Assume the position, girls! I need to do a team inspection!

8 Jun 2005

I am bending babe.......................... :moon:

8 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde
I am bending babe.......................... :moon:

Um, yeah. So I see. :grin:

8 Jun 2005

Just a little reminder that House Mates need to nominate two members of the house for eviction.
Please PM Little Brother with you choices. The two people with the most votes will be put up for eviction and SH members will vote to choose through a poll who will be evicted.
Vix
Brilliant Idea on naked leap frog lol

8 Jun 2005

AMENDMENT
In order that the nominations remain secret to only one person
PLEASE PM JIGGLES DIRECTLY and NOT LITTLE BROTHER

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
Just a little reminder that House Mates need to nominate two members of the house for eviction.
Please PM Little Brother with you choices. The two people with the most votes will be put up for eviction and SH members will vote to choose through a poll who will be evicted.
Vix
Brilliant Idea on naked leap frog

Just a little suggestion - how about evicting all of them now - be kinder in the long run. Then we can demolish the Fucking place. This is the crassest concept I've seen on SH - it should die immediately.
It is divisive and thoroughly irritating (in an itch you cannot scratch sort of way) - the only sparks of interest have come from those outside the house, which have been completely ignored or have been included in a most facile and patronising way.

8 Jun 2005

Quote by westerross
Just a little reminder that House Mates need to nominate two members of the house for eviction.
Please PM Little Brother with you choices. The two people with the most votes will be put up for eviction and SH members will vote to choose through a poll who will be evicted.
Vix
Brilliant Idea on naked leap frog

Just a little suggestion - how about evicting all of them now - be kinder in the long run. Then we can demolish the Fucking place. This is the crassest concept I've seen on SH - it should die immediately.
It is divisive and thoroughly irritating (in an itch you cannot scratch sort of way) - the only sparks of interest have come from those outside the house, which have been completely ignored or have been included in a most facile and patronising way.
Don't beat around the bush (Not the davej one!!) Tune - You say how you feel!! :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

8 Jun 2005

Tune Essence from the comments we received over the weekend and from PM's im afraid a lot of people disagree with you and support this thread, they feel it makes good reading and by the number of views, i have to agree with them.
May I suggest YOU JUST DONT BLOODY WELL READ IT, as its not compulsory and you don't have to post threads, we are not standing over you with a electrode. What is it that makes you daily post a comment and add to this thread!
One of the Seven LB commitee members

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
Tune Essence from the comments we received over the weekend and from PM's im afraid a lot of people disagree with you and support this thread, they feel it makes good reading and by the number of views, i have to agree with them.
May I suggest YOU JUST DONT BLOODY WELL READ IT, as its not compulsory and you don't have to post threads, we are not standing over you with a electrode. What is it that makes you daily post a comment and add to this thread!
One of the Seven LB commitee members

May I suggest you don't ignore or dismiss the efforts of people who do post and try to liven the action up abit (with some greater degree of imagination than certain others) and encourage others to join in!
edit
and to think I was actually trying to make a point in your defence or rather the defence of this thread - I now know I shouldn't have fucking bothered!

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Little Brother
May I suggest YOU JUST DONT BLOODY WELL READ IT,

So it is exclusive then. QED
It is ill-conceived and divisive - it should never have seen the light of day. Those who conceived it were well intentioned but didn't think it through. This is so wrong for SH!!

8 Jun 2005

Haven't laughed so much in years - Chill out Tune. After all, as others have mentioned - if you don't like it, find it divisive, and peurile - then quite simply pass it by, move onto something you might enjoy, and leave us i'll advised simpletons to ours!
Makes youwonder how such a badly thought out and stupid little piece of fun makes a 30 page thread in a little over 2 weeks. Someones gotta be finding it even a little bit fun, and remember some of us readers are not necesarily responders!
have a nice day!
kbuk

8 Jun 2005

Quote by kbuk
Haven't laughed so much in years - Chill out Tune. After all, as others have mentioned - if you don't like it, find it divisive, and peurile - then quite simply pass it by, move onto something you might enjoy, and leave us i'll advised simpletons to ours!
Makes youwonder how such a badly thought out and stupid little piece of fun makes a 30 page thread in a little over 2 weeks. Someones gotta be finding it even a little bit fun, and remember some of us readers are not necesarily responders!
have a nice day!
kbuk

Errr yeah - there was a point of principle here but .....what the fuck. I'll chill out and the dull concept'll die a death. The 'protesters' have been keeping the frigging thing alive anyway.

8 Jun 2005

Oi Polo!

Had you forgotten that you gassed everyone last night so you can't be serious in complaining about a lack of response from the housemates, can you?
So take that smackbottom

And you'd better have one of these just to show there's no hard feelings! kiss

And Tune, what did poor Jiggles ever do to you? dunno

:roll:

Oh well, I'm off to look for a few housemates to help me develop a new activity I've thought up. :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: It's called SH Jousting. Basically it involves a variation on the medaeval jousting tournaments It goes something like this:
The contestants are naked and on foot. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Each joust requires a female and male contestant. :grin: wink

The female kneels down or bends over to "present" the target to her protagonist. His job (and he has to have a firm and well aimed lance which he will have, having been suitably prepared by Sarah and her intrepid band of fluffers before entering the lists) is to run at said lady from 20 paces behind her and score a perfect bullseye first time! :P
Get the idea? :twisted: :twisted:
Now...................................I need some help to develop the game and try it out. Any takers? (I've had all me holes stuffed up so I've got to think of something else now haven't I?) redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
:rascal: bolt

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Oi Polo! Had you forgotten that you gassed everyone last night

I hadn't but it appears Little Brother has :cry:
mad

:x :x
So to seek my revenge ...... evil

..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.
Tomorrow night I shall be bringing some of my newly laid (oops I meant made) friends in their lovely BlackHawk to pay a visit to the BB house :twisted:
Let's see them fucking ignore this one! :grin:
If you have any sense - you won't want to be anywhere in the house tomorrow night at around 9pm :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

8 Jun 2005

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
9pm you say? :uhoh: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Bring 'em on! :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

The female kneels down or bends over to "present" the target to her protagonist. His job (and he has to have a firm and well aimed lance which he will have, having been suitably prepared by Sarah and her intrepid band of fluffers before entering the lists) is to run at said lady from 20 paces behind her and score a perfect bullseye first time! :P

They will never manage running 20 paces - the floor is covered in urine and excrement from the gassing and laxo-curry combo.

8 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
So to seek my revenge ...... ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jun 2005

Sorry Tune but I still think you are wrong. The thread has allowed anyone to join in if they want to.
Just to make the point, McCloggie has sailed his barge over from Amsterdam full of useful gadgets, toys, continental porn DVDs etc. and is willing to deal on the black market to the house inmates or help the protesters on the outside.
The barge by the way is of course a luxury vessel and is fully equpimed with hot tubs, solariums, a dungeon and lots of double beds.
Any takers?
Rodney, this time next year we will be millionairs!!!

8 Jun 2005

Quote by McCloggie
Sorry Tune but I still think you are wrong. The thread has allowed anyone to join in if they want to.
!

Sure and Little Brother will do it's best to include you and involve you - they told me so.
Just watch out for low flying trotters! rolleyes

8 Jun 2005

Quote by KcKat

So to seek my revenge ...... ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Wooo-hooo! That will be 2 BlackHawks for tomorrow night's attack - yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee biggrin

8 Jun 2005

My nominations to be chucked out have to be..........................................
Polo and Tune! :grin: :grin:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Err..................................Ooooooooooooops! Just remembered I can't nominate folk who aren't housemates 'cos they can't be chucked out from somewhere they're not in the first place.
Ummmmmmmmmmm..................... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Think I'll go and have a lie down. Yep, good idea :rascal:
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bolt

8 Jun 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
My nominations to be chucked out have to be..........................................
Polo and Tune! :grin: :grin:
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Err..................................Ooooooooooooops! Just remembered I can't nominate folk who aren't housemates 'cos they can't be chucked out from somewhere they're not in the first place.
Ummmmmmmmmmm..................... :confused: :confused: :confused:
Think I'll go and have a lie down. Yep, good idea :rascal:
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I wonder if the same Big Brother rule applies that you get kicked out for discussing nominations openly? rolleyes

9 Jun 2005

Quote by KcKat

So to seek my revenge ...... ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I come too ????? lol

9 Jun 2005

Quote by blonde

So to seek my revenge ...... ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I come too ????? lol
blonde, sorry you were too late to join in the fun at the US base last night. God-damn those guys are real men!
But the good news is, we have left a ladder buy the wall for you. Me, KcKat and Sarah are off back to the base later this morning. So, if you fancy a greedy-girl session with a whole platoon of muscular, fit, stamina-filled horny males - you are welcome to come along.
PS: ES might want to come along too lol

9 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady

So to seek my revenge ...... ..... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.

Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can I come too ????? lol
blonde, sorry you were too late to join in the fun at the US base last night. God-damn those guys are real men!
But the good news is, we have left a ladder buy the wall for you. Me, KcKat and Sarah are off back to the base later this morning. So, if you fancy a greedy-girl session with a whole platoon of muscular, fit, stamina-filled horny males - you are welcome to come along.
PS: ES might want to come along too lol

Pololady,
Where's the ladder ? I have searched all over the garden and can't find it !!!! But I want to know who lit the bonfire ?

9 Jun 2005

I agree BB SH is a great concept,
Tune I am sorry to say that for the number of posts this is beating some munches and parties.
This thread as made me smile,laugh,wet myself.
I find my self checking the thread everyday.
From the thread itself it shows that most SH members are witty and Funny and can poke fun at themselves!!!!
I am puting my audition in for next year !!!!!!
MikeC

EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION