Hmmm....an interesting (not) night watching the Tokyo Shock Boys explode fireworks from their arseholes :shock:
Now off to clean this dump, you guys are throwing out my scales with your filth!
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT
Good Morning House Mates
This Morning could all house mates please stay in the bedroom for an hour. This is because of the mess that has been caused in the last few days.
We are sending in an Industrial Cleaning Crew to clean up from the mess caused by Polo Lady and Tune Essence.
Even though over the past two days it has been very amusing watching the House Mates running from the toilet because of the effects of the laxative in the curry and the shower from the itching powder, we think it is time to clean up.
Last nights game of Eager Sluts Joisting was hysterical, but as running was impossible because of the mess from the laxative curry we now have to clean up.
The whole place is now stinking like a males toilet that has not been cleaned in a month.
The cleaning crew will be leaving the bin bag full of farts though because tonight at 9 we have been tipped of that there could be a security breach and we may need as much ammunition as possible.
Could Nurse Sarah please go to the dormitories and attend the housemate’s sore bottoms, as now that the effects of the laxatives have now worn off, it seems the housemates are walking around as if they have been riding horses for a week. Little Brother has left plenty of soothing bottom cream for you to use.
Food for today will consist of:
Bread
Eggs (Cause house mates need something to bind them)
Bacon
Sardines
Large stocks of toilet roll (very soft toilet roll)
Little Brother has also supplied a very large Bouncy Castle for the housemates to use today. Blonde Please do not go on the bouncy castle with your boots on.
House Mates if you use the bouncy castle as a mass orgy please place the duvets on the castle first to stop chaffing and burning. Nurse Sarah already has her work cut out today dealing with the sore bottoms and also she may be in demand tonight after the marines have been with Polo Lady.
Also as a treat today McCloggie has set a barge outside the House and we have opened a large hatch for the housemates to buy new toys and porn from him. The only currency that you have though is Gold Fish so if McCloggie wants more then House Mates will have to use their imagination to get what they want.
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.
Good Morning House Mates
This Morning could all house mates please stay in the bedroom for an hour. This is because of the mess that has been caused in the last few days.
We are sending in an Industrial Cleaning Crew to clean up from the mess caused by Polo Lady and Tune Essence.
Even though over the past two days it has been very amusing watching the House Mates running from the toilet because of the effects of the laxative in the curry and the shower from the itching powder, we think it is time to clean up.
Last nights game of Eager Sluts Joisting was hysterical, but as running was impossible because of the mess from the laxative curry we now have to clean up.
The whole place is now stinking like a males toilet that has not been cleaned in a month.
The cleaning crew will be leaving the bin bag full of farts though because tonight at 9 we have been tipped of that there could be a security breach and we may need as much ammunition as possible.
Could Nurse Sarah please go to the dormitories and attend the housemate’s sore bottoms, as now that the effects of the laxatives have now worn off, it seems the housemates are walking around as if they have been riding horses for a week. Little Brother has left plenty of soothing bottom cream for you to use.
Food for today will consist of:
Bread
Eggs (Cause house mates need something to bind them)
Bacon
Sardines
Large stocks of toilet roll (very soft toilet roll)
Little Brother has also supplied a very large Bouncy Castle for the housemates to use today. Blonde Please do not go on the bouncy castle with your boots on.
House Mates if you use the bouncy castle as a mass orgy please place the duvets on the castle first to stop chaffing and burning. Nurse Sarah already has her work cut out today dealing with the sore bottoms and also she may be in demand tonight after the marines have been with Polo Lady.
Also as a treat today McCloggie has set a barge outside the House and we have opened a large hatch for the housemates to buy new toys and porn from him. The only currency that you have though is Gold Fish so if McCloggie wants more then House Mates will have to use their imagination to get what they want.
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.
Quote by Little Brother
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.
cool - anyone want to try naked twister in the bouncy castle???
Right the barge is open for business.
I have tried to show you the stuff on board but I can not get the pics on to the mail so you will have to make do with a stock list instead. We have:
Ankle cuffs
Beads
Condoms
Dildos
Eggs
Fetish gear
Gnomes
High heels
I do'nt know!
Jelly (vodka variety)
KY
Leather
Magazines
Naughty things
Oils for massages
Piercings
Quality goods!!
Rubber
Stocks
Tattoos
Underwear
Vibrators
Whips
X-treme DVDs
You name it we have it
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz?????????
There are problems in transporting live animals (or fish) but special deals may be worked out in the Captains Cabin - or indeed elsewhere onboard this luxury vessel.
Captain McC
I have tried to show you the stuff on board but I can not get the pics on to the mail so you will have to make do with a stock list instead. We have:
Ankle cuffs
Beads
Condoms
Dildos
Eggs
Fetish gear
Gnomes
High heels
I do'nt know!
Jelly (vodka variety)
KY
Leather
Magazines
Naughty things
Oils for massages
Piercings
Quality goods!!
Rubber
Stocks
Tattoos
Underwear
Vibrators
Whips
X-treme DVDs
You name it we have it
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz?????????
There are problems in transporting live animals (or fish) but special deals may be worked out in the Captains Cabin - or indeed elsewhere onboard this luxury vessel.
Captain McC
Sex God
Sarah races into the house,
and jumps into Red's bed as she is away on holiday,
(to keep it warm for her on her return)
Grapping Libra + Love and Vix on the way.
I am delegating all nursing duties to MikeC until Red returns and I get out of bed
and jumps into Red's bed as she is away on holiday,
(to keep it warm for her on her return)
Grapping Libra + Love and Vix on the way.
I am delegating all nursing duties to MikeC until Red returns and I get out of bed
Sex God
ooooo has anyone got a nurses uniform to put on
borrows tatys for now......
right who needs there jabs !!!!!
come to nursey mike and bend over.
MikeC
borrows tatys for now......
right who needs there jabs !!!!!
come to nursey mike and bend over.
MikeC
Sex God
Sarah sneaks Voddy into the house, to add some extra fun
Sex God
has any1 got a pair of sexy nickers to go with this uniform my blue baggy boxers dont look so nice 
nurse Mike wants a nice lace g string to boroow for 10 weeks or so.
MikeC
nurse Mike wants a nice lace g string to boroow for 10 weeks or so.
MikeC
Sex God
eermm.....rustle
..............sigh...........
I am here to offer any help I can to house inmates, supporting staff and those playing the important roles of garden flora.
Would some compost, plant food or Baby Bio be of some help DaveJ?
Alternatively, I can offer some garden canes and green string if that would be of any assistance.
I dont think we should even go down the road of topiary and prunning, but - as they say -every man to his own and if that is what you want people will help you out as well.
Would some compost, plant food or Baby Bio be of some help DaveJ?
Alternatively, I can offer some garden canes and green string if that would be of any assistance.
I dont think we should even go down the road of topiary and prunning, but - as they say -every man to his own and if that is what you want people will help you out as well.
Sex God
Quote by McCloggie
I am here to offer any help I can to house inmates, supporting staff and those playing the important roles of garden flora.
Would some compost, plant food or Baby Bio be of some help DaveJ?
Alternatively, I can offer some garden canes and green string if that would be of any assistance.
I dont think we should even go down the road of topiary and prunning, but - as they say -every man to his own and if that is what you want people will help you out as well.
pssst....McCloggie, I'm more than happy just to rustle every thirteenth page or so, now I know that it ain't exactly a starring role yet and the scope is limited and the amount of dialogue is even less, but Clint Eastwood didn't do bad in the early days with the same tactics, so once I can figure out how to get a bush up on a horse, roll a fag with just one branch and strike a match on the rough underside of a leaf, I reckon I could get a career change outa this crappy show.
.....HI!....HO! SILVER!!...:doh: fuck that was the lone ranger wasn't it.....where's me lines gone
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
So to seek my revenge ........... I am off out shagging at the US Marine base tonight.
Oooooooooooooh! Wait for me!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Wooo-hooo! That will be 2 BlackHawks for tomorrow night's attack - yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I don't suppose you ladies fancy a fire breathing flying lizard for support do you? Nothing wins a ratings war like death, mayhem and destruction, and if tune's still around he can hitch a ride I'm sure! :twisted: :twisted:
Roger the Dragon
P.S. Can we please go and burn the real Big Brother House down to its foundations as well?
on her bottom**Sneaks outside to convene with nature.*
Why what a lovely bush. Or is it a shrub?
Hello lovely shrubush!
*squats on ground, near lovely shrubush*
I do hope it wasn't too hot for you today? Oh, I bet it was! Where's the watering can?
*looks round for the can*
Nope, soz, Bushie ole mate. The only way you're getting a drink tonight is if I lick you all over. Leaf by leaf.
*tuts*
The things I do...
Why what a lovely bush. Or is it a shrub?
Hello lovely shrubush!
*squats on ground, near lovely shrubush*
I do hope it wasn't too hot for you today? Oh, I bet it was! Where's the watering can?
*looks round for the can*
Nope, soz, Bushie ole mate. The only way you're getting a drink tonight is if I lick you all over. Leaf by leaf.
*tuts*
The things I do...
Sex God
That aint the first time shes been down and licked bush either !
Sex God
Little Brother,
having taken red's place in the house yesterday, I want to complain, that there is no squirty cream for us girls to play with,
I want more batteries for the rabbits, as none of them seem to be working
having taken red's place in the house yesterday, I want to complain, that there is no squirty cream for us girls to play with,
I want more batteries for the rabbits, as none of them seem to be working
Sex God
Quote by Vix
*Sneaks outside to convene with nature.*
Why what a lovely bush. Or is it a shrub?
Hello lovely shrubush!
*squats on ground, near lovely shrubush*
I do hope it wasn't too hot for you today? Oh, I bet it was! Where's the watering can?
*looks round for the can*
Nope, soz, Bushie ole mate. The only way you're getting a drink tonight is if I lick you all over. Leaf by leaf.
*tuts*
The things I do...
Was I ever worried when vix started to squat cos I thought......here we go again.......... brace yerself for more unrequested watersport.
Sex God
Nurse Mike gives his anti wee wee tablets to Vix,
now vix these should help!!!!
MikeC
now vix these should help!!!!
MikeC
Morning LB,
Can I please have a box of tampons, hot-water bottle, large bar of fruit and nut choccie, some vienetta, mudshakes, something to smoke and a quiet room with a TV and sofa to mong on.
Oh and...got this in the mail today too
Dear jennie,
Here is your horoscope
for Friday, June 10:
You're the ringleader, so round up the lion-tamer, the carful of clowns and the randoms in the spangled suits, and get this circus under way. Think big under your own personal big top
So guess it makes no iota of a difference if you say no then.
I am the leader remember
Can I please have a box of tampons, hot-water bottle, large bar of fruit and nut choccie, some vienetta, mudshakes, something to smoke and a quiet room with a TV and sofa to mong on.
Oh and...got this in the mail today too
Dear jennie,
Here is your horoscope
for Friday, June 10:
You're the ringleader, so round up the lion-tamer, the carful of clowns and the randoms in the spangled suits, and get this circus under way. Think big under your own personal big top
So guess it makes no iota of a difference if you say no then.
I am the leader remember
Quote by marmalaid
You're the ringleader, so round up the lion-tamer, the carful of clowns and the randoms in the spangled suits, and get this circus under way. Think big under your own personal big top
In that case, is there room for me to inspect your ring under that big top?
Hey....more than fine by me.... Inspect away :twisted:
But you may want to re-read this....
Quote by Libra+Love
Can I please have a box of tampons, hot-water bottle, large bar of fruit and nut choccie, some vienetta, mudshakes, something to smoke and a quiet room with a TV and sofa to mong on.
Brave soldier?
Quote by Libra+Love
You're the ringleader, so round up the lion-tamer, the carful of clowns and the randoms in the spangled suits, and get this circus under way. Think big under your own personal big top
In that case, is there room for me to inspect your ring under that big top?
Hey....more than fine by me.... Inspect away :twisted:
But you may want to re-read this....
Quote by Libra+Love
Can I please have a box of tampons, hot-water bottle, large bar of fruit and nut choccie, some vienetta, mudshakes, something to smoke and a quiet room with a TV and sofa to mong on.
Brave soldier?
Oh I noticed that and I have my bargepole at the ready. Playing cowboys and Indians has never really bothered me a great deal, it's just the canibalistic bit that I'm not overly keen on.
SH BB Prepare yourself for a bloodbath, I'm going in!!!
Quote by marmalaid
You're the ringleader, so round up the lion-tamer, the carful of clowns and the randoms in the spangled suits, and get this circus under way. Think big under your own personal big top
In that case, is there room for me to inspect your ring under that big top?
Hey....more than fine by me.... Inspect away :twisted:
But you may want to re-read this....
Quote by Libra+Love
Can I please have a box of tampons, hot-water bottle, large bar of fruit and nut choccie, some vienetta, mudshakes, something to smoke and a quiet room with a TV and sofa to mong on.
Brave soldier?
Oh I noticed that and I have my bargepole at the ready. Playing cowboys and Indians has never really bothered me a great deal, it's just the canibalistic bit that I'm not overly keen on.
SH BB Prepare yourself for a bloodbath, I'm going in!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock:
TMI
You could have come to me quietly
