Good Day Housemates
Sorry its seems all the little brothers are busy today and this one is not feeling that great.
You have been supplied with
a cooked chicken
toilet rolls
a beef joint
Various wines and beers
some potatoes
Various veg
Bread and rolls
Butter
Some tampax
Two hot water bottles
a quiet padded area for PMT sessions
some pain killers
various breakfast cereals
milk
sugar and chocolate
Trifle
cakes
cheese and ham
pickles
A takeaway curry for tonight for your eviction celebrations for housemates and for the people camping outside
some bush feed for davej
These supplys are for the weekend, we hope you have a great weekend.
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Little Brother,
having taken red's place in the house yesterday, I want to complain, that there is no squirty cream for us girls to play with,
I want more batteries for the rabbits, as none of them seem to be working
Little brother,
Where is the squirty cream, and batteries I asked for?
You seem to have missed them off the shopping list...........
What are we girls suppose to do?
Quote by Sarah1448
Little Brother,
having taken red's place in the house yesterday, I want to complain, that there is no squirty cream for us girls to play with,
I want more batteries for the rabbits, as none of them seem to be working
Little brother,
Where is the squirty cream, and batteries I asked for?
You seem to have missed them off the shopping list...........
What are we girls suppose to do?
You have me, what do you need batteries for? I'm the Durexcell Bunny dontchaknow!
Sex God
Shame you can't vote for anyone who's left. I have some friends in there, who I'd like to get out. 
What? It's the Big Brother's Rules? Oh I see.
What? It's the Big Brother's Rules? Oh I see.
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Sarah im sorry but on moday you may ask as it your first week for cream, but its the discretion of LB what they choose to supply for you, there are a lots of new toys purchased from the barge yesterday and as marmalaid the stud muffin says hes for ever ready! and trust me he is, just supply him with apples and watch him go and go and go............................
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Sarah im sorry but on moday you may ask as it your first week for cream, but its the discretion of LB what they choose to supply for you, there are a lots of new toys purchased from the barge yesterday and as marmalaid the stud muffin says hes for ever ready! and trust me he is, just supply him with apples and watch him go and go and go............................
Sex God
Quote by Little Brother
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Sarah im sorry but on moday you may ask as it your first week for cream, but its the discretion of LB what they choose to supply for you, there are a lots of new toys purchased from the barge yesterday and as marmalaid the stud muffin says hes for ever ready! and trust me he is, just supply him with apples and watch him go and go and go............................
Right that is it, I'm flouncing over to the GFZ for the weekend, they have strawberries, cream and wine in there,
I'll be back on Monday, and may take up my nursing duties again, IF you ask nicely.............
Sex God
Quote by Little Brother
Sarah are you not RHG this week lol, as such i shall have to ask Essexlady to restrain you from leaving, she says not to worry she will sneak you in some cream and strawberries if she can have a snog
RHG asked me to take her place this week while she is away,....
I have escaped for now, Essex lady can have a snog when I return, or find me in the GFZ and have an extra one there
Sex God
Quote by Little Brother
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Contestants=Housemates?
Surely 'Attention Not Housemates/Contestants'. You may only select from the list carefully prepared for you by the select club within.
:lol: :lol: OK Tune - I think by now we know that you have an intense dis like for this thread - the whole idea is badly thought out and "clicky"
Have you ever stopped to consider that what you are effectively doing is the equvalent of walking into someones front room, or the cinema - and saying to them "what you are watching is shit, and you are an idiot for enjoying it"
I'm Sorry you feel left out - To the extent you need to slag the idea off., and get some attention.
As mentoined before - If you don't like the thread - then no one is forcing you to read or post - i'm sure there has to be one thread on here that meets with your obviously high standards!
Enjoy
kbuk
Have you ever stopped to consider that what you are effectively doing is the equvalent of walking into someones front room, or the cinema - and saying to them "what you are watching is shit, and you are an idiot for enjoying it"
I'm Sorry you feel left out - To the extent you need to slag the idea off., and get some attention.
As mentoined before - If you don't like the thread - then no one is forcing you to read or post - i'm sure there has to be one thread on here that meets with your obviously high standards!
Enjoy
kbuk
Quote by westerross
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Contestants=Housemates?
Surely 'Attention Not Housemates/Contestants'. You may only select from the list carefully prepared for you by the select club within.
:lol: :lol:What select club ??????
tune.............. love the avatar !!!!! is it really u ????
Think we need a tree in the garden................... can u be an oak ?
Sex God
Quote by blonde
Attention Housemates
Only the contestants can choose who is up for eviction, you may only sewlect from that list who you wish to leave.
Contestants=Housemates?
Surely 'Attention Not Housemates/Contestants'. You may only select from the list carefully prepared for you by the select club within.
:lol: :lol:What select club ??????
tune.............. love the avatar !!!!! is it really u ????
Think we need a tree in the garden................... can u be an oak ?
there ya go mate, blonde's found a role, you come and plant yourself next to me if we grow big enough and scruffy enough we might even turn ourselves into a thicket. Appropriate don't ya think.
..........davej wonders wether a crab apple tree might be more appropriate, given tunes dislike of the thread...........still grows to a majestic height, presents itself beautifully with some wonderfull blossom, but once in a while produces a bitter fruit........
tongue firmly in cheek, honest to god, tongue firmly in cheek.....
Sex God
Quote by kbuk
OK Tune - I think by now we know that you have an intense dis like for this thread - the whole idea is badly thought out and "clicky"
Have you ever stopped to consider that what you are effectively doing is the equvalent of walking into someones front room, or the cinema - and saying to them "what you are watching is shit, and you are an idiot for enjoying it"
I'm Sorry you feel left out - To the extent you need to slag the idea off., and get some attention.
As mentoined before - If you don't like the thread - then no one is forcing you to read or post - i'm sure there has to be one thread on here that meets with your obviously high standards!
Enjoy
kbuk
OK I'll shut up. I promised myself I would sometime ago but it's a bit like an itch you cannot scratch.
Believe me I really do not feel left out! The reasons I have my views are clearly stated much earlier in this thread and on the BB Girls Stripping thread.
I'm sorry if I really have spoilt anyone's enjoyment - that was not the intention. I genuinely believed what I was saying was for the greater good - but I certainly don't want to induce what I was seeking to avoid - bad feeling.
Enjoyed the sarcasm - yours and mine!!
Lowest form of wit embedded in the lowest form of entertainment - can't beat it. 
Sex God
Quote by Jags
For Tune::kiss: :kiss: :love:
Now, move along and let the players play!
Oi!
:huh: Can I have some of that please Jags? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm feeling naughty today. :rascal: :rascal:
Trying to decide at the moment whether to sunbathe in the garden in white cotton knicks or whether to wear pink ones which match my toenails. :undecided:
The white ones make me feel very pure and virginal (which I like) but the pink reflect my mood today a bit better. Hmmmmmmmmmmm...........difficult decision!
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Sex God
Thanks LB but who needs hot water? :shock: :shock:
I've been fucked three times this morning. It's a cold shower I need more than anything! ops: :oops: :oops:
BTW I've got a complaint. I nipped outside in the night to have a pee 'cos Libra was in the bathroom. Found me a nice leafy bush to aim at but the fecker kept jumping up and moving everytime I was about to let go on it
It was that davej bush again! :grin: :grin:
PS I volunteer to do the housework in the nude today :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:uhoh:
I've been fucked three times this morning. It's a cold shower I need more than anything!
ops: :oops: :oops: BTW I've got a complaint. I nipped outside in the night to have a pee 'cos Libra was in the bathroom. Found me a nice leafy bush to aim at but the fecker kept jumping up and moving everytime I was about to let go on it
It was that davej bush again! :grin: :grin:
PS I volunteer to do the housework in the nude today :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:uhoh:
Eager Slut
Your request to do ALL the house work naked has been freely granted. We have left an assortment of cleaning products in mingers corner with a pink feather duster as well.
Also as for the bush, that was davej, we know that sometimes gets deperate for a watering but dont think he wanted that kind :lol: :lol: even though it was funny watching
Oliveoyl
Little Brother would love for you to give the house mates massages all weekend. Libra needs some extra loving attention today. Please be gently with her.
Eager Slut will need lots of massage after he has finished the house work and he will deserve a good going over
Davej
We can see that you are thriving so well as the rustling bush in the SHBB garden as your leaves and branches are growing sooooo big :shock:
Your request to do ALL the house work naked has been freely granted. We have left an assortment of cleaning products in mingers corner with a pink feather duster as well.
Also as for the bush, that was davej, we know that sometimes gets deperate for a watering but dont think he wanted that kind
:lol: :lol: even though it was funny watchingOliveoyl
Little Brother would love for you to give the house mates massages all weekend. Libra needs some extra loving attention today. Please be gently with her.
Eager Slut will need lots of massage after he has finished the house work and he will deserve a good going over
Davej
We can see that you are thriving so well as the rustling bush in the SHBB garden as your leaves and branches are growing sooooo big :shock:
Quote by KcKat
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for KcKat too!!
Sun has gone in here... damn it! Oh, well will take myself off the park anyway.
Snogs all round
:kiss:
:bounce: :bounce:
Oooooooooh!!
A few more of those and we can have a party :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother likes the idea of Jags and KcKat and Tune Essence having there own little party that they have set aside the water bed just for your use today as special treat and if you want any of the house mates to join you, then ask away
Sex God
Yep, housework's all done!
Now I need to do some essential body maintenance so when I've done my toenails and epilated can I have a nice soothing rub down and get all nice and oily?
:wink:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................
:rascal: :rascal:
Now I need to do some essential body maintenance so when I've done my toenails and epilated can I have a nice soothing rub down and get all nice and oily?
:wink: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............................
:rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Little Brother
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: for KcKat too!!
Sun has gone in here... damn it! Oh, well will take myself off the park anyway.
Snogs all round
:kiss:
:bounce: :bounce:
Oooooooooh!!
A few more of those and we can have a party :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother likes the idea of Jags and KcKat and Tune Essence having there own little party that they have set aside the water bed just for your use today as special treat and if you want any of the house mates to join you, then ask away
Can we have Olive too pls??
That way we can play with the oils and the visiting housemates :twisted: :twisted:
Sex God
Right,
Strawberries and cream please.
Someone to do the BBQ
Strawberries and cream please.
Someone to do the BBQ
