Good Morning House Mates
Right its Sunday once more and as we feel nice today your request for a BBQ is granted:
You will find supplies of:
Bacon
Sausages
Beef Burgers
Chicken
Rice
Ribs
Bananas
Tin Foil
Squirt Cream (lots of)
Strawberries
Fruit Punch (very alcoholic)
beer
Wine
Everyone is invited that has been in the house this week, or visited the house, so its a huge party time.
Please dont forget to give the Bush (daveJ) plenty of supplies too
The Bouncy Castle has been re-erected and there is copious amounts of oil for you to use
Have fun and enjoy
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
grabs hold of sarah and heads towards the bouncy thingy
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Voddy, Libra, Steveg
are you ready to bounce :smile2: :smile2: :smile2: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now where is that squirty cream?................
Sex God
Quote by Vix
Find me a shady spot, someone... really not keen on the sun.
Someone find the lovely lady that bush that was skulking around earlier (I know she likes it - she was licking it). Just don't expect her to sit under that crab apple tree!!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Find me a shady spot, someone... really not keen on the sun.
Someone find the lovely lady that bush that was skulking around earlier (I know she likes it - she was licking it). Just don't expect her to sit under that crab apple tree!!
the bush uprooted itself long ago.......even bushes get bored.
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
vix whatever you do dont nick eagersluts pink nail varnish or he will be digging more glory holes to escape to get some more
sarah can we stop bouncing yet i feel kinda dizzy
Don't worry, I did 'em last night. Nice shade of pale pink as a change to the scarlet with the glittery bits in!
ops: :oops: :oops: 
:wink: :hunk: :hunk: :grin:
“Synchronise watches guysâ€
and all in the BB house are chilling out and relaxing. Vix and Marms are in the Jacuzzi. Since the curry-laxo combo incident the filters have been a little blocked and the bubble jets are now dysfunctional. Marms and Vix make up for this by playing the fart game.
Sarge is in the kitchen staring deeply at the stainless steel refrigerator – wondering if he can convert it into an armoured personnel carrier.
Rachel Lane is cleaning the chains in the dungeon and recharging her wand.
The other housemates are either in bed or slouching around on the sofas.
“GO-GO-GO!â€
Glass shatters and tear gas is released into the house. The thunderous noise of helicopter propellers fills the air. The housemates are all frozen in shock as 20 huge hunky US Marines descend into the garden.
Sarge jumps into the fridge for safety.
Within seconds most of the housemates are overwhelmed by the gas and begin to scrabble around on the floor – blinded and in panic. Libra+Love runs into the dungeon to alert Rachel Lane – who has a beaming smile on her face and quickly attempts to shackle herself to the wall.
“Come on guys – get the targetsâ€
5 marines head for Jacuzzi. 8 head for the living room and 7 head for the dungeon.
In the dungeon marine #1 calls a target free zone. “What do you mean target free?†shout Rachel and Libra “Take us, take us†they cry as Rachel jumped on the back of one particularly hunky marine and Libra pounces forward and attached herself to the left leg of another.
In the living room the gas is still think and it is difficult to see who is who – the marines bundle one of the housemates into a sack and carry them out to the garden.
At the Jacuzzi Vix and Marms try to hide by ducking under the water. The marines reach in and pull out a body. “That’s not the Vix babe – throw him back!†“They I play both ways†says marine #7 “Now I got him we might as well take himâ€.
With a few more attempts marine #12 pulls Vix from the water. “Let me go , let me…. mmmmmmmm come with you big boy. Who are your mates? Are you going to carry me everywhere? I love being carried around, walking is such a boreâ€. Marine #12 replies “Ma’am, I’ll carry a honey like you to the ends of the earth†Marine #16, #17 & #18 all help to carry Vix out to the centre of the grass. Marms tries to struggle and then announces “What the hell, I always wanted to have a go in a helicopter – ride on cowboy!â€
“All targets capturedâ€
Marine #3 and #9 see Sarah hiding behind the sofa “hey let’s take the nursey too†they chuckle.
“You fools – she is not a target, she is our undercover operative. Sarah has been posing as a nurse to send us information from the house, how do you think we disabled the security?â€â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.. “What the hell - bring her anywayâ€
“I’ll be carried too if you don’t mind – and be a bit rough with me too†demands Sarah. “Yes ma’amâ€.
“Extraction, extractionâ€
The marines head back to the lift-zone. Marms riding piggy-back on one marine, Vix being carried like a queen by four more, two carrying a housemate bundled in a sack, 2 carrying Sarah as she cries “oh you naughty men – are you going to do depraved things to me back at base – pleaseâ€.
“Where is blue team?â€
“They are coming Colonel Poloâ€
Blue team immerge through the smoke. Libra still attached to the leg of one and Rachel Lane wrapping her legs around the waist of one whilst hugging around the neck of another.
The captured housemates are bundled onto one of the helicopters.
“Clearâ€
“Ha ha ha, thanks to the funding of our secret millionaire sponsor – a very successful missionâ€
“You’ll be hearing from us Little Brotherâ€
and all in the BB house are chilling out and relaxing. Vix and Marms are in the Jacuzzi. Since the curry-laxo combo incident the filters have been a little blocked and the bubble jets are now dysfunctional. Marms and Vix make up for this by playing the fart game.
Sarge is in the kitchen staring deeply at the stainless steel refrigerator – wondering if he can convert it into an armoured personnel carrier.
Rachel Lane is cleaning the chains in the dungeon and recharging her wand.
The other housemates are either in bed or slouching around on the sofas.
“GO-GO-GO!â€
Glass shatters and tear gas is released into the house. The thunderous noise of helicopter propellers fills the air. The housemates are all frozen in shock as 20 huge hunky US Marines descend into the garden.
Sarge jumps into the fridge for safety.
Within seconds most of the housemates are overwhelmed by the gas and begin to scrabble around on the floor – blinded and in panic. Libra+Love runs into the dungeon to alert Rachel Lane – who has a beaming smile on her face and quickly attempts to shackle herself to the wall.
“Come on guys – get the targetsâ€
5 marines head for Jacuzzi. 8 head for the living room and 7 head for the dungeon.
In the dungeon marine #1 calls a target free zone. “What do you mean target free?†shout Rachel and Libra “Take us, take us†they cry as Rachel jumped on the back of one particularly hunky marine and Libra pounces forward and attached herself to the left leg of another.
In the living room the gas is still think and it is difficult to see who is who – the marines bundle one of the housemates into a sack and carry them out to the garden.
At the Jacuzzi Vix and Marms try to hide by ducking under the water. The marines reach in and pull out a body. “That’s not the Vix babe – throw him back!†“They I play both ways†says marine #7 “Now I got him we might as well take himâ€.
With a few more attempts marine #12 pulls Vix from the water. “Let me go , let me…. mmmmmmmm come with you big boy. Who are your mates? Are you going to carry me everywhere? I love being carried around, walking is such a boreâ€. Marine #12 replies “Ma’am, I’ll carry a honey like you to the ends of the earth†Marine #16, #17 & #18 all help to carry Vix out to the centre of the grass. Marms tries to struggle and then announces “What the hell, I always wanted to have a go in a helicopter – ride on cowboy!â€
“All targets capturedâ€
Marine #3 and #9 see Sarah hiding behind the sofa “hey let’s take the nursey too†they chuckle.
“You fools – she is not a target, she is our undercover operative. Sarah has been posing as a nurse to send us information from the house, how do you think we disabled the security?â€â€¦â€¦â€¦â€¦.. “What the hell - bring her anywayâ€
“I’ll be carried too if you don’t mind – and be a bit rough with me too†demands Sarah. “Yes ma’amâ€.
“Extraction, extractionâ€
The marines head back to the lift-zone. Marms riding piggy-back on one marine, Vix being carried like a queen by four more, two carrying a housemate bundled in a sack, 2 carrying Sarah as she cries “oh you naughty men – are you going to do depraved things to me back at base – pleaseâ€.
“Where is blue team?â€
“They are coming Colonel Poloâ€
Blue team immerge through the smoke. Libra still attached to the leg of one and Rachel Lane wrapping her legs around the waist of one whilst hugging around the neck of another.
The captured housemates are bundled onto one of the helicopters.
“Clearâ€
“Ha ha ha, thanks to the funding of our secret millionaire sponsor – a very successful missionâ€
“You’ll be hearing from us Little Brotherâ€
Little Brother, we have 5 of your housemates (six if you count Sarah – but she was a spy working for us all along).
They are being held at a secret location – more secret than your bloody house which was so easy to find.
You may have your housemates back – but you have to pay the price. Seeing as you are all skint and have nowhere near as much money as my secret millionaire sponsor – you will have to pay by performing forfeits!
If you fail to comply or fail more that 3 of your forfeits, you will never see the housemates again.
The housemates will be allowed to plea for their release in a special kidnap thread. You may communicate with them their. Also messages of support from BB viewers can be forwarded to them.
You will receive your fist forfeit instruction in the kidnap thread tomorrow night. Until then think about the lives you have in your hands and who’s hands they are in now.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
They are being held at a secret location – more secret than your bloody house which was so easy to find.
You may have your housemates back – but you have to pay the price. Seeing as you are all skint and have nowhere near as much money as my secret millionaire sponsor – you will have to pay by performing forfeits!
If you fail to comply or fail more that 3 of your forfeits, you will never see the housemates again.
The housemates will be allowed to plea for their release in a special kidnap thread. You may communicate with them their. Also messages of support from BB viewers can be forwarded to them.
You will receive your fist forfeit instruction in the kidnap thread tomorrow night. Until then think about the lives you have in your hands and who’s hands they are in now.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother has mounted a full and successful rescue attempt. None of the housemates has been harmed apart from alittle bit of shock at the swiftness of the rescue.
little brother will get back to you
Little brother NEVER negotiates with kid-nappers!
Multi millionaire sponsors and US forces are never a match for Proper Preparation and planning.
little brother will get back to you
Little brother NEVER negotiates with kid-nappers!
Multi millionaire sponsors and US forces are never a match for Proper Preparation and planning.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Those stupid Little Brother morons – they fell for the plan.
They have attacked our dummy location and rescued nothing more than clones from our decoy base. Our clones will do nothing in the house but let off odious gas to annoy the remaining housemates.
As if you mere working class fools could afford to mount a successful attack against my secret millionaire sponsor.
Right all of the kidnapped housemates are on lock-down in the underground top security bunker at the REAL secret location.
:twisted:
Those stupid Little Brother morons – they fell for the plan.
They have attacked our dummy location and rescued nothing more than clones from our decoy base. Our clones will do nothing in the house but let off odious gas to annoy the remaining housemates.
As if you mere working class fools could afford to mount a successful attack against my secret millionaire sponsor.
Right all of the kidnapped housemates are on lock-down in the underground top security bunker at the REAL secret location.
:twisted:
ATTENTION KIDNAPPER
Little Brother is very confused
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
You have a naked marms! well thats unusual
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
You choose to leave, Marcusco, Mischief, Eager Slut, Bi Welsh, Blonde, SteveG, and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed.
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty!
Little Brother is very confused
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
You have a naked marms! well thats unusual
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
You choose to leave, Marcusco, Mischief, Eager Slut, Bi Welsh, Blonde, SteveG, and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed.
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty!
Quote by Little Brother
ATTENTION KIDNAPPER
Little Brother is very confused
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
You have a naked marms! well thats unusual
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
You choose to leave, Marcusco, Mischief, Eager Slut, Bi Welsh, Blonde, SteveG, and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed.
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty!
He was only nekkid while trying on his dress suit.
I'm off to by me a hat.
Oh and......moarning dress and black veil
Quote by tanglewood72
Help ?????
I am all alone in the house ? Where has everyone gone ???
Did someone say Marines ??? as in sailors ???
prop-man Ian wonders if blonde would like some company in the jacuzzi?
hehe
Jacuzzi and bouncy castle ????
I am waiting......................................................
Ok Guys I am back,
Had slight technical diffulcties over the weekend.....
Vix hun come get your massage but please forgive the wandering hands!!!!
Blonde feel free to use some of my oils BUT only if I get a massage too
Little Brother would you like a masage too hun - said in the hope that a little bit of creeping will allow her to stay in the house a bit longer
Had slight technical diffulcties over the weekend.....
Vix hun come get your massage but please forgive the wandering hands!!!!
Blonde feel free to use some of my oils BUT only if I get a massage too
Little Brother would you like a masage too hun - said in the hope that a little bit of creeping will allow her to stay in the house a bit longer
Quote by Little Brother
ATTENTION KIDNAPPER
Little Brother is very confused
Nothing unusual there then
Rachel was actually not in the house, having left in week one.
I think you'll find she nipped back in when Sarah tipped her off that the Marines were coming
You have a naked marms!
Is there any other way to have him? :twisted:
Sarah was replacing RHG until her return this week
True, but now you have no medical assistance in the house.
You choose to leave, Marcusco (farts way too much) , Mischief (nope - we got her in the sack) , Eager Slut (we're not sure but he may have hitched a ride on the bottom of one of the helicopters) , Bi Welsh, Blonde (yes it was a mistake leaving those two, the marines have been complaining about that) , SteveG (and that suprises you :lol: ) , and the props man and Dave the bush, and Essexlady head of security.
We feel that the remaining housemates will be adaquate at this time, and will consider your demands when they are posted, what is a thread kidnap worth nowadays!. In the meantime have fun little hostages, lets hope the PMT has passed. (ooooowww!)
We are currently studing the CCTV footage of this escape and Essexlady is asking can she have nos 2, 6 back please as they looked very very tasty! (seeing as it is for Essexlady - I don't see why not. Their orders have been despatched and they are on their way. We have 3 additional platoons arriving tonight to keep Vix and Sarah happy - I can spare two).
Sex God
Er.....................'scuse me Polo. 
You're one very astute lady. How did you know I'd hitched a ride, unseen, on one of the............um.................choppers? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He hee. Quite a ride as it turned out, on more than one chopper! ops: :oops: :oops:
Those marines :!: :!: They really are extremely "hard" :wink:
I've had a busy 24 hours evading detection and gleaning loads of intel on your "secret" location. The guards are all a horny bunch and very easily seduced you know! Maybe you should have employed eunuchs. :grin: :grin:
I'm on my way back to the SHBB house now. What's it worth not to spill the beans on your location to Little Brother and the powers that be?
:whistling: :whistling:
This has got to be worth shed loads of brownie points.
You're one very astute lady. How did you know I'd hitched a ride, unseen, on one of the............um.................choppers? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He hee. Quite a ride as it turned out, on more than one chopper!
ops: :oops: :oops: Those marines :!: :!: They really are extremely "hard"
:wink: I've had a busy 24 hours evading detection and gleaning loads of intel on your "secret" location. The guards are all a horny bunch and very easily seduced you know! Maybe you should have employed eunuchs. :grin: :grin:
I'm on my way back to the SHBB house now. What's it worth not to spill the beans on your location to Little Brother and the powers that be?
:whistling: :whistling: This has got to be worth shed loads of brownie points.
Sex God
Er.....................'scuse me Polo.
You're one very astute lady. How did you know I'd hitched a ride, unseen, on one of the............um.................choppers? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He hee. Quite a ride as it turned out, on more than one chopper! ops: :oops: :oops:
Those marines :!: :!: They really are extremely "hard" :wink:
I've had a busy 24 hours evading detection and gleaning loads of intel on your "secret" location. The guards are all a horny bunch and very easily seduced you know! Maybe you should have employed eunuchs. :grin: :grin:
I'm on my way back to the SHBB house now. What's it worth not to spill the beans on your location to Little Brother and the powers that be? :whistling: :whistling:
This has got to be worth shed loads of brownie points. :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:uhoh:
You're one very astute lady. How did you know I'd hitched a ride, unseen, on one of the............um.................choppers? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He hee. Quite a ride as it turned out, on more than one chopper!
ops: :oops: :oops: Those marines :!: :!: They really are extremely "hard"
:wink: I've had a busy 24 hours evading detection and gleaning loads of intel on your "secret" location. The guards are all a horny bunch and very easily seduced you know! Maybe you should have employed eunuchs. :grin: :grin:
I'm on my way back to the SHBB house now. What's it worth not to spill the beans on your location to Little Brother and the powers that be?
:whistling: :whistling: This has got to be worth shed loads of brownie points. :twisted: :twisted:
:rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:uhoh:
Casanova
Welcome back ES we have missed you, do you know if the others are on the way back. Its been boring watching the house with out you lot.
Quote by KcKat
Polo, I think ES has been drugged.....he's repeating himself and going back to the house leaving the marines he's not yet seduced behind :shock: :shock: :shock:
That's soooooooooo not like him! :grin:
3 new platoons worth :shock:
It must be the effects of the memory wiping drug - we gave it to the two marines requested by Essexlady - and ES was spotted on his knees infront of them before they were shipped out.
I guess he is suffering the mind wiping secondary effects of the drug.
Sex God
Well I'm back as you may have gathered. In fact I got back a little while ago but I'm thoroughly shagged out so I went for a quiet lie down in a covert spot I know. :grin:
I know there's one or two housemates around as I've heard their footsteps overhead moving around the house, but I haven't seen any of them yet. Not sure who though
Er..................Ooooooooooooh! It's nice to know I've been missed. Ta. Don't worry about me I've had loads of fun you know! :P :censored:
:whistling:
I know there's one or two housemates around as I've heard their footsteps overhead moving around the house, but I haven't seen any of them yet. Not sure who though
Er..................Ooooooooooooh! It's nice to know I've been missed. Ta. Don't worry about me I've had loads of fun you know! :P :censored:
:whistling: Attention Little Brother
About that forfeit I mentioned earlier (offers a freshly made humble pie) shall we just forget about that.
Will you come and take these dirty fuckers back – they are shagging the hell out of the place.
There are used condoms, nasty looking wet patches and stains all over the place. 7 marines have severe groin-strain and Vix is putting one an hour into sickbay with exhaustion and dehydration.
Just come and get them – please!
About that forfeit I mentioned earlier (offers a freshly made humble pie) shall we just forget about that.
Will you come and take these dirty fuckers back – they are shagging the hell out of the place.
There are used condoms, nasty looking wet patches and stains all over the place. 7 marines have severe groin-strain and Vix is putting one an hour into sickbay with exhaustion and dehydration.
Just come and get them – please!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: As some of you might know, I've been having some big computer problems and have spent most of the week trying to recover loads of stuff I'd lost when I had to re-load windows.
That's why I've not been posting in this thread.
I think I have it more or less sorted now so will be posting a bit more often now.
Thank you to you all for bearing with me.
Now will someone please tell me what the hell has been going on while I've been AWOL?? :doh:
That's why I've not been posting in this thread.
I think I have it more or less sorted now so will be posting a bit more often now.
Thank you to you all for bearing with me.
Now will someone please tell me what the hell has been going on while I've been AWOL??
:doh: 