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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

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Quote by Marcuso

Now will someone please tell me what the hell has been going on while I've been AWOL?? dunno :doh:

Nope. Can't. Am not here.
HTH
Marcuso and Eagerslut9 ......... welcome back u sexy little chickens !!!
The story so far .................... Pololady sent in a team (a few marines) ......and some of the housemates were captured............... and are now shagging the marines !
Those of us that were left here............. just had a nice quiet but bouncy afternoon yesterday !
I believe Pololady wants to return all the other housemates now as she cant cope with the mess !!!!
Think thats it in a nut shell
!
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink
Quote by tanglewood72
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink

OOOOOOOO !!!!!!
Quote by blonde
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink

OOOOOOOO !!!!!!
now, i just need to put this dark bag over the camera in the corner . . . .
thats better, bit of privacy!! now blonde, what can i do to make up for leaving you all alone yesterday?
Quote by tanglewood72
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink

OOOOOOOO !!!!!!
now, i just need to put this dark bag over the camera in the corner . . . .
thats better, bit of privacy!! now blonde, what can i do to make up for leaving you all alone yesterday?
OOOwwwwwww ................. not that !!!!
what the bluddy hell do u think u r doing ? Are you sure it should go there ? lol lol lol
lol but how else would it go? i cant think of another way it could fit..... lol
*uncorks champagne sneaked in with the bouncy castle*
now you get yourself comfy in that jacuzzi blonde, i'll get the strawbs and cream ready . . .
Babe,
Where are the oysters ???
:uhoh: Someone's been sleeping in my bed while I was away dealing with Polo's marines and they've left a wet patch :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Come on who was it? dunno :huh:
Quote by blonde
Babe,
Where are the oysters ???

damn!! knew id forgotten something lol
Good Morning Housemates
Sorry been at an urgent meeting with regards to the house and the Kidnapping
Pololady if you would like to return the housemates, please supply a location and I will arrange a bus to come and get them.
I have filled your fridge remaining housemates with all manor of luxury items, including oysters, and champagne, chocolate, ice creams, fruits and basic food items.
We are concerned that the budget for the house is now running very low due to the demands you have been making so these may be the last luxury items you will receive.
Furthermore some housemates do not seem happy since the kidnapping and we are thinking of ending the SHLB house.
Would all housemates and guests in the house, please PM Little Brother and let them know your thoughts on this please, we can make next week GRAND PARTY WEEK and then finish the thread or continue with nominations etc.
We are waiting to hear from you
Good Afternoon House Mates
Sorry we are late posting today but we were waiting to see if you wanted us to continue or not. The replies that we have received all want the SHBB House to continue, so we are going to try and keep things going.
Yesterday you were given loads of luxury items so we did not feel you needed any food items today, other than alker Seltzer maybe, so we have left some in the Kitchen for you all.
Little Brother would like each member of the House and any other members that are taking part (that includes the Bush, the Prop Man, The Nurse, which is either MikeC or Sarah and the Olive) and anyone else who would like to take part to describe in 100 words a sexual fantasy that includes a Mod or Chat room Operator.
Also could house mate please PM Jiggle with your nominations for eviction? Eviction this week will be on Saturday. Please have your nominations into Jiggle by tomorrow night at 7pm. Eviction will take place on Saturday night at 9pm.
If housemates complete the given tasks then all housemates will be given a free pass this weekend, so that they can all go out and play.
We would like all housemates to have fun tonight so we have made sure the there are plenty of frest batteries for the toys, the dungeon has hd a good clean and some new toys have been added for your enjoyment and Eager Slut we have even unplugged some of your holes, but we are not telling you which ones, you will have to go and look for them.
100 word essay? hang on LB, will i still have prop duties as well this week - a guy can only do so much without needing some medical help (providing Sarah's back in the uniform - mikec's knees in that dress make my eyes water!! lol
ps - does it have to involve mod/chatroom op? i dont really know any of them well enough to include them in a fantasy? (come to think of it, i dont really know any of you well enough yet!!)
Hi Little Brother !!!!
Thanx for the oysters... thats why I haven't made a post for the last 24 hours !!!!
and please can I be let off the 100 word essay for a fantasy with a Mod or Op ......for obvious reasons ................lol
It wouldnt be a fantasy !!!!! and I am not telling anyone my secrets ...................coz I would have to shoot you !
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
<<<knocks on the door. hello little brother ? hello.
oi can you hear me ?
can i have my trunks back from the dungeon? i kinda need them for another thread :twisted: lol
x rache x
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
<<<knocks on the door. hello little brother ? hello.
oi can you hear me ?
can i have my trunks back from the dungeon? i kinda need them for another thread :twisted: lol
x rache x

hehe *passes rachel her trunks over the fence*
mmmm nice peaches too rachel wink :P
Quote by Little Brother
Pololady if you would like to return the housemates...

Return them... RETURN THEM!
I have been trying to kick the dirty fuckers out for the last couple of days! mad
Quote by PoloLady

Pololady if you would like to return the housemates...

Return them... RETURN THEM!
I have been trying to kick the dirty fuckers out for the last couple of days! mad
Its ok, they all seem to have had loads of fun with your marines and they are regaining there energy and coming back now. Thank you for tiring them out, we have had a nice peaceful few days lol.
Blonde
The task stands but you are allowed to choose anyone from the site, as you have insider knowledge lol.
Rach
We are glad you got your clothes back, please come visit any time.
Tanglewood
As you feel you do not really know any of the mods or chatroom ops you have better get to know them very quickly so that you can write your essay lol
Right thought id update the rules a little!..
as you ACTUALLY seemed to enjoy the kipnapping (what a think to do... as if i would dream of such a thing rolleyes ).. i have decided to put you all up for eviction :twisted: :twisted: ..
and while you are all waiting for your fate to be deicded here is the next task..
as the Yorks munch is a school theme, we have deicided to expand that feel into the House..
house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op but Stg, & Bilko you can not fanaise about yaslef!
house mates will be awarded with a special gift if they pass
Little Brother
Sorry LB but if I have a fantasy I try to turn it into reality ASAP! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Guess that's what makes me a successful slut! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:undecided:
Now, if you'd like a dissertation about an actual REAL experience, I'd be happy to oblige (but it may take me a little while to put finger to keys!!) wink :twisted:
:grin: :uhoh: bolt
100 Words
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Quote by Little Brother
house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op
Little Brother

OMG.....I'm crap at writing just 100 words.....what margin of error we got on that one LB???
Where's the everyone option, so that we can release them all back into the wild lol :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
Quote by Marcuso

house mates are required to write an 100 word essay on sexual fantasy that incl a mod or chat room op
Little Brother

OMG.....I'm crap at writing just 100 words.....what margin of error we got on that one LB???
Im sure with your dirty mind you will have no worries about describing a sexual fantasy about a mod or chap room op, but remember you can only pick one lol
Sorry LB
A bit tied up with my customers at the moment, as I had to escape to do some RL work!
Can I be excused this tast, if I promise to cook and be nurse with Mikec again??
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
sarah ile write it for you you send it in wink

Vodka
Little Brother accepts your sexual fantasy in place of Sarah's, so get writing biggrin
All the house mates get a free pass this weekend to go out and have some fun and games, but we still want the fantasy's written.
Good Morning house mate,
as the poll stands SteveG and Marmalaid are equal leaders in the Eviction race!...
so i will leave the poll going on till this evening to see if it changes.
HOT water is now one.. it will be switched off in 60 mins time.
Rach do i dare let you back i n the house to collect it..lol.....
Little Brother
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
sarah ile write it for you you send it in wink

Voddy, offer accepted............... thank you xx
i am sorry nurse Mike has not been aroud i have been attending to oother patients and giving them vitamen c.
Anyway i am back.
who needs seeing to.
MikeC