Ok my fantasy is ........................................................................................ bugger !!!! the keyboards broken !!!!! sorry
blone your not supposed to put it in the pool.
MikeC
Attention Housemates
Todays eviction will be SteveG
Steve you have 30 mins to say your goodbyes - IM COMING TO GET YOU
Hope you had a great time in the house, and thank you for taking part.
BLOND IM SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cupboards have now been restocked with all manner of goodies, cause im in a great mood you can have champagne again....... more toys, rude foods and lots of beers
You need to hvae a salad today as its so warm or there provisions for a BBQ
there is lots of sun cream and aftersun for you
a box of apples for marmalaid
Back later all you PRETTY people xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Little Brother !
I am now on Hunger Strike !!!!
Who's gonna cook now ???
Anyway I dont care coz I am still on Hunger Strike !!!
Stomping off with nose in the air !!!!
I am really sorry guys but real life has got in the way so I wint be doing the task that little brother has set,
My fantasy does involve misschief, dawn mids and steve and shireen mids and lots of squirty cream, followed by a long session in the swimming pool and jacuzzi!
I will remind housemates that in this heat they need to make sure there pointy bits are completely covered in suncream
wondered where youd got to Libra+Love, its been far too quiet around here lately!!
Ah, you were missed more than me, I bet... I'm to wide to miss!!
Little brother......... we haven't had supplies for days !!!
Whats going on ????
I demand ............ Oysters, Champagne, strawberries, a copy of every episode of Dr Who that was ever made..... ever, oh yes and George Clooney............ OK ?
I'm enjoying the P&Q and the enforced diet is doing me good, too.
Right........
The police are on their way !!!! Vix will you let them in please ?
SORRY
due to a technically fault we have been unable to keep in contact with you for the last few days!...
please find in the dark room fresh supplies of wine, starwberries and come squirty cream. . your weekly supplies will be ready shortly.
please can i reminde house memeber that evictions are due soon. and i will but the poll up tomorrow evening
thank you
little brother
Olive rushes in to perform mouth to mouth on various members of the group and starts massaging them back to life
hi tanglewood by the way i have relatives in your part of the world
* pretends tanglewood is really sick and snogs his face off pretending to do mouth to mouth*
Are you warm enuff hun? I can always lay naked beside you to ward off hyperthermia
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyone else for a massage????
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....can't remember.....I've been too busy having fun 
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