What happened?
No evictions?
I wanna go home. I'm missing my creature comforts and........
I wanna be the first girl to get physical with Roberto from the other BB house now that he's out :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Wow...imagine all that pent up frustration.....oh...the thought of what that would be like.....I need a bed!
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
URGENT Attention Please This is Little Brother Speaking
STOP PRESS…. I have to report that last night there was a major fire in the house, whist this did not effect the housemates, its has ruined the controls to the house and the LB watching areas, and made the house an unstable area to live in. Dickectives are looking into the report that this was arson or caused by a build up of bodily gases in the house that has leaked into the cooling area, via Eagersluts holes, this may be causes by marmalades constant apple eating.
We have carefully studied the books and its has been agreed that we do not have the finances to continue the 10 weeks in the house, due to the high demands for fine wines and food and sexual toys and to rebuild these areas. Plus Blonde is sulking so much missing her evicted buddy, red wants to run off to other pastures. The remaining men are on their last legs from Libras constant demands. She also requested to leave so she can taste some of Roberto’s cooking, im sure that’s what she meant lol.
We have considered all options and have agreed that’s the remaining housemate may now leave the house, to either return to their full time job and lifes or may join the Pololady with her millionaire finance team, and live in the life of luxury they have grown to expect.
They may take the bouncy castle with them and any toys and personal belonging they have gathered in their time in the house.
A bus will be with you at 4pm sharp and will be making a detour to the secret hideaway before making its final stop at the railway station.
Dave the bush has been sold to the local garden centre, at least they will water you. Tanglewood and Essexlady will receive redundancy payments.
At exactly 6pm tonight the house will be blown up by KBUK and he’s crack explosive team consisting of Midlandsman and MikeC.
The committee would like to thank you all for your input into this thread and hopes you have had as many laughs as we have in doing it. The committee are now taking a long hard rest, and using the remaining budget to fly to the Bahamas and take a well earned rest and to sit back in the sun and watch all parties return to their daily lifes.
LITTLE BROTHER HAS NOW LEFT THE FORUMS …………………………..
STOP PRESS…. I have to report that last night there was a major fire in the house, whist this did not effect the housemates, its has ruined the controls to the house and the LB watching areas, and made the house an unstable area to live in. Dickectives are looking into the report that this was arson or caused by a build up of bodily gases in the house that has leaked into the cooling area, via Eagersluts holes, this may be causes by marmalades constant apple eating.
We have carefully studied the books and its has been agreed that we do not have the finances to continue the 10 weeks in the house, due to the high demands for fine wines and food and sexual toys and to rebuild these areas. Plus Blonde is sulking so much missing her evicted buddy, red wants to run off to other pastures. The remaining men are on their last legs from Libras constant demands. She also requested to leave so she can taste some of Roberto’s cooking, im sure that’s what she meant lol.
We have considered all options and have agreed that’s the remaining housemate may now leave the house, to either return to their full time job and lifes or may join the Pololady with her millionaire finance team, and live in the life of luxury they have grown to expect.
They may take the bouncy castle with them and any toys and personal belonging they have gathered in their time in the house.
A bus will be with you at 4pm sharp and will be making a detour to the secret hideaway before making its final stop at the railway station.
Dave the bush has been sold to the local garden centre, at least they will water you. Tanglewood and Essexlady will receive redundancy payments.
At exactly 6pm tonight the house will be blown up by KBUK and he’s crack explosive team consisting of Midlandsman and MikeC.
The committee would like to thank you all for your input into this thread and hopes you have had as many laughs as we have in doing it. The committee are now taking a long hard rest, and using the remaining budget to fly to the Bahamas and take a well earned rest and to sit back in the sun and watch all parties return to their daily lifes.
LITTLE BROTHER HAS NOW LEFT THE FORUMS …………………………..
:D Quote by oliveoyl
* pretends tanglewood is really sick and snogs his face off pretending to do mouth to mouth*
Are you warm enuff hun? I can always lay naked beside you to ward off hyperthermia
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyone else for a massage????
mmmmmmm sounds good olive - though i thought exercise was better for keeping us warm?
Sex God
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
My reputation's been compromised because I behaved at the West Sussex social, and now the SHBB house's about to be blown up!
I'm feeling sick. Where am I gonna go?
:undecided: 
:( :(
My reputation's been compromised because I behaved at the West Sussex social, and now the SHBB house's about to be blown up!
I'm feeling sick. Where am I gonna go?
:undecided: :( :( House detroyed as requested Little Brother.
I think we may have overdone it a little with the P4 explosive - But on the other hand - the grey smoky cloud does look rather appealing and adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
on a side note - you could have warned me we had live plants in the house - it did shock me somewhat to see a screaming, burning bush advancing across the garden at a rapid rate of knots.
thanks to mids man and mike c for their helping in placing the explosives, and detonating them in a totally un-controlled way. And thanks to little brother for pandering to my armageddon/ pyro fantasies!
lol
kbuk
I think we may have overdone it a little with the P4 explosive - But on the other hand - the grey smoky cloud does look rather appealing and adds a certain je ne sais quoi.
on a side note - you could have warned me we had live plants in the house - it did shock me somewhat to see a screaming, burning bush advancing across the garden at a rapid rate of knots.
thanks to mids man and mike c for their helping in placing the explosives, and detonating them in a totally un-controlled way. And thanks to little brother for pandering to my armageddon/ pyro fantasies!
lol
kbuk
Quote by kbuk
on a side note - you could have warned me we had live plants in the house - it did shock me somewhat to see a screaming, burning bush advancing across the garden at a rapid rate of knots.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I now have visions of davej running about on fire :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
Quote by Shireen_Mids
on a side note - you could have warned me we had live plants in the house - it did shock me somewhat to see a screaming, burning bush advancing across the garden at a rapid rate of knots.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:I now have visions of davej running about on fire :giggle:
Shireen
xxx
davej isnt running about shireen........so dont worry.....someone Pee'd on him !!! lol
Sex God
Aaaaaaaaah well!
Time to move on.................
(Picks up worldly posessions in red and white spotted cloth, ties it to a pole, hoists pole over shoulder and trudges off down the road)
:whistling: :whistling:
Time to move on.................
(Picks up worldly posessions in red and white spotted cloth, ties it to a pole, hoists pole over shoulder and trudges off down the road)
:whistling: :whistling: Went to lunch with a fellow SH'er, had a bit of a gossip and mention of this thread came up so thought I'd take this opportunity to vent.
Just wanted to let you know "secret Committee" your behaviour sucks!
We played your game expecting all to be revealed in the end. Other members of the forum where not happy about being excluded. We played on, even defended this thread.
A little decency in the end is well over-due here don't you think?
Stand-up BB and be counted. You at least owe us that!
Just wanted to let you know "secret Committee" your behaviour sucks!
We played your game expecting all to be revealed in the end. Other members of the forum where not happy about being excluded. We played on, even defended this thread.
A little decency in the end is well over-due here don't you think?
Stand-up BB and be counted. You at least owe us that!
Sex God
Dare I say it?
Pleeeeeeeeease noooooooooo!
I've been an oak in Blonde's garden fer 3 frigging years courtesy of this thread!!!
.
Pleeeeeeeeease noooooooooo!
I've been an oak in Blonde's garden fer 3 frigging years courtesy of this thread!!!
.
Sex God
I see there is another BULLY in this yrs big Brother!!!!
What happened to the ZERO TOLLERANCE
What happened to the ZERO TOLLERANCE
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
I see there is another BULLY in this yrs big Brother!!!!
What happened to the ZERO TOLLERANCE
who'sthe bully?
I'm not paying enough attention obviously, all I can hear is squeaking... and it's beginning to grate!!!
lp
It goes by the name of "Alexandra"
Quote by Lilmiss
I see there is another BULLY in this yrs big Brother!!!!
What happened to the ZERO TOLLERANCE
sadly they will ride it out, if its gonna get good viewing.
ive not followed it at all this year ( fair enough its only just begun). but from what i have seen.. there is bound to be some controversy.
Jiggs
Sex God
Quote by Lilmiss
I see there is another BULLY in this yrs big Brother!!!!
What happened to the ZERO TOLLERANCE
who'sthe bully?
I'm not paying enough attention obviously, all I can hear is squeaking... and it's beginning to grate!!!
lp
It goes by the name of "Darksparrow"
sorry..Didn't know i can't put the persons real name.. its been changed to Darksparrow. Cheers anyway who ever did it.
Quote by davej
A day in the life of a big brother bush........
Today.......I rustled :smug:
Sorry but three years ago this made me cry with laughter .............. it has done it again :giggle:
davej ........ where the bluddy hell are ya?
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
