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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Just got back from my Saturday morning walk in the countryside and there's only enough hot water left for a luke warm shower ........ what kind of a house is this????? :?
5 items of shopping eh?? :twisted: 1 x pack of playing cards (the ones with the naughty pictures on)
1 x game of twister
1 x bottle of body oil
1 x large feather
1 x crate of Red BullDo we get some more shopping items tomorrow??? :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
:? 5 items of shopping eh?? :twisted: 1 x pack of playing cards (the ones with the naughty pictures on)
1 x game of twister
1 x bottle of body oil
1 x large feather
1 x crate of Red BullDo we get some more shopping items tomorrow??? :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
Quote by steveg_nw
Just got back from my Saturday morning walk in the countryside and there's only enough hot water left for a luke warm shower ........ what kind of a house is this?????
5 items of shopping eh?? :twisted: 1 x pack of playing cards (the ones with the naughty pictures on)
1 x game of twister
1 x bottle of body oil
1 x large feather
1 x crate of Red BullDo we get some more shopping items tomorrow??? :twisted: :twisted:
Steve
i hope this is not to grow the wings and fly out!
you are lucky to get luck warm water.... as a result to that remark .. the hot water will not be switched on tomorrow! .. you are here for our enjoyment not your own!!! :twisted: :twisted:
Little Brother
Sex God
i have been watching all morning and i have seen
no nakedness
no flirting
no arguments
please little brother give them booze i want to see SEX, VIOLENCE and Little Brother being evil.
I have paid my subscription to SH and i want to see this. Please make sure that we here all swearing, insulting and gossiping.
lol the shower cam is bloody brilliant - there is no where to hide and these contestants dont know we can see all there bits. But then we have all probably seen them all before.!!!!
MikeC
no nakedness
no flirting
no arguments
please little brother give them booze i want to see SEX, VIOLENCE and Little Brother being evil.
I have paid my subscription to SH and i want to see this. Please make sure that we here all swearing, insulting and gossiping.
lol the shower cam is bloody brilliant - there is no where to hide and these contestants dont know we can see all there bits. But then we have all probably seen them all before.!!!!
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
BB, dat 'ock i' one c'uel 'uckin' thon-o'-a-bi'ch...ow(gratuatous swearing for MickeC
)
my 'ongue 'urts :( :( :(
I think sucking on a ice cube will help
Quote by Sarah1448
BB, dat 'ock i' one c'uel 'uckin' thon-o'-a-bi'ch...ow
my 'ongue 'urts :( :( :(
I think sucking on a ice cube will help
'ank 'ou 'arah.....can I 'ave a ice lolly inthead pleath?
Think I'll go watch a dvd on the portable player I sneaked in :giggle: That'll cheer me up
Sex God
Quote by Libra+Love
BB, dat 'ock i' one c'uel 'uckin' thon-o'-a-bi'ch...ow
my 'ongue 'urts :( :( :(
I think sucking on a ice cube will help
'ank 'ou 'arah.....can I 'ave a ice lolly inthead pleath?
Think I'll go watch a dvd on the portable player I sneaked in :giggle: That'll cheer me up
meet me round the back and I'll throw one over the wall to you, be quick before Little brother catches us and has me in handcuff with those loverly big security guards (bring it on :P )
Quote by Sarah1448
meet me round the back and I'll throw one over the wall to you, be quick before Little brother catches us and has me in handcuff with those loverly big security guards (bring it on :P )
:notes:
Found a pen and paper...thank God.
Seems almost worth you getting caught.....the thought of you in cuffs man-handled by the body-guards.... :lickface:
Need a lie down.
Sex God
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
FFS! I woke up this morning to find I've been slutknapped. :grin: :grin:
Erm.........................my 5 items are:
A layby next to the house with a loo (open 24/24).
A gate pier for posing on (this must be a minimum of 2'x2' or 600x600mm and 8' or high with a flat top).
A bottle of pink nail varnish with gold spangly bits in.
Thief-proof clothes pegs so I don't get any more knicks knicked off the washing line.
A bed of stinging nettles in the veggie garden.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Big hello to fellow housemates, yer buggers!!
Just off to polish my truck
:whistling: :whistling:
FFS! I woke up this morning to find I've been slutknapped. :grin: :grin:
Erm.........................my 5 items are:
A layby next to the house with a loo (open 24/24).
A gate pier for posing on (this must be a minimum of 2'x2' or 600x600mm and 8' or high with a flat top).
A bottle of pink nail varnish with gold spangly bits in.
Thief-proof clothes pegs so I don't get any more knicks knicked off the washing line.
A bed of stinging nettles in the veggie garden.
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: Big hello to fellow housemates, yer buggers!!
Just off to polish my truck
:whistling: :whistling: oooerrr how the feck did this happen??
Whoever the poor bastard is who is looking after my kids at the mo..give them sugar and lots of it otherwise they bite
Little Brother I refuse to type 150 words- any information you may need about me can be found on the link in my signature :P
Shopping list:
1 weeks supply of Milky Ways
Some razors
More porn dvds (the ones supplied were too soft for me)
Decent teabags (tescos value ffs who do u think we are??)
1x live colour true red hair dye (can't have my roots showing now can we?)
Right I am off to find steveg and his naughty playing cards...
Minx xx
P.S If anyone finds my nudity offensive bollocks to ya-somehow my clothes didn't make it in with me....
Whoever the poor bastard is who is looking after my kids at the mo..give them sugar and lots of it otherwise they bite
Little Brother I refuse to type 150 words- any information you may need about me can be found on the link in my signature :P
Shopping list:
1 weeks supply of Milky Ways
Some razors
More porn dvds (the ones supplied were too soft for me)
Decent teabags (tescos value ffs who do u think we are??)
1x live colour true red hair dye (can't have my roots showing now can we?)
Right I am off to find steveg and his naughty playing cards...
Minx xx
P.S If anyone finds my nudity offensive bollocks to ya-somehow my clothes didn't make it in with me....
Sex God
Little Brother can i have minx dvds if she is not allowed them.
pls pls pls pls i know i am not in the house but who cares ......
MikeC
pls pls pls pls i know i am not in the house but who cares ......
MikeC
Well im very confusedddddddddd
I have read all the posts but still cant work out what the hell is going on lol.
Do we have glass walls like in the real "big brother"?
Hope theres no bloody chickens as they do my head in!
Better be nice weather as we need our tan topping up!
Dont know wyh im writing this coz we have no idea what every1 is on about pmsl
I have read all the posts but still cant work out what the hell is going on lol.
Do we have glass walls like in the real "big brother"?
Hope theres no bloody chickens as they do my head in!
Better be nice weather as we need our tan topping up!
Dont know wyh im writing this coz we have no idea what every1 is on about pmsl
Sex God
I have a question. Are people who are not included allowed to post on this thread?
Sex God
i bllody well hopeso.
it seams that the anoyyimg little brother is topping up hiis tan.
i am in doors watching then all and still no playing, bloody hell this is a quite lot this year
i had to 2 to 1 on being action
oh
well
MikeC
it seams that the anoyyimg little brother is topping up hiis tan.
i am in doors watching then all and still no playing, bloody hell this is a quite lot this year
i had to 2 to 1 on being action
oh
well
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by westerross
I have a question. Are people who are not included allowed to post on this thread?
Tune
Little Brother will get back to you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Until then you can make your own rules up...
Sex God
lol
i hope so to i want to see the bitchyness and backbiting
did i really say that ooopppppssss
i mean i want to see love and harmony.
lol is sitting here drinking alchol - might dontae some to the house they look all boring playing cards and eating squidy cucumbers.,
MikeC
i hope so to i want to see the bitchyness and backbiting
did i really say that ooopppppssss
i mean i want to see love and harmony.
lol is sitting here drinking alchol - might dontae some to the house they look all boring playing cards and eating squidy cucumbers.,
MikeC
Dear Steve G,
Little Brother has decalred that you have to let Bi-Welsh Minx win. Also in addition to this Little Brother has decalred that 2 other house mates are to join in playing strip poker with you.
These 2 housemates can be decided by you and Bi-Welsh Minx but please inform Little Brother to who they are.
Litttle Brother is always watching.....
Little Brother has decalred that you have to let Bi-Welsh Minx win. Also in addition to this Little Brother has decalred that 2 other house mates are to join in playing strip poker with you.
These 2 housemates can be decided by you and Bi-Welsh Minx but please inform Little Brother to who they are.
Litttle Brother is always watching.....
hello little brother.
do to reasons beyond my control on the outside i will be leaving the house.
1 little brother will Not try and coax me back in.
2 little brother will NOT bribe me with vodka or long haired dusky maidens.
3 little brother will Not send in the security as i will do my micky o'neil ( snatch fans :wink: ) on them as i have the abillty. :twisted:
4 little brother WILL open the door now or i will kick it off its hinges.
5 little brother WILL need to clean the jacuzzi as ive just had a bob in it
6 little brother has ten seconds to comply :twisted:
do to reasons beyond my control on the outside i will be leaving the house.
1 little brother will Not try and coax me back in.
2 little brother will NOT bribe me with vodka or long haired dusky maidens.
3 little brother will Not send in the security as i will do my micky o'neil ( snatch fans :wink: ) on them as i have the abillty. :twisted:
4 little brother WILL open the door now or i will kick it off its hinges.
5 little brother WILL need to clean the jacuzzi as ive just had a bob in it
6 little brother has ten seconds to comply :twisted:
