I am going to be an arse licker Little Brother somehow Libra slipped her piercer in and her toung has a metal bar in it
I wonder what memeber of the production crewe cant be trusted.
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
anything you have ordered? If not what punishment is going to be dished out,maybe something to do with Eagersluts nettle patch? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:Is there a doctor in the house??
I'm afraid I just pushed Libra+Love a little hard playing twister and with all this oil about she went sliding off the mat, across the tiled floor and managed to headbutt eagerslut in the bollox. That wouldn't have been too bad but unfortunately eagerslut was ironing his smalls at the time and the iron came flying back in the direction of me and Minxy. Minxy now has a very red arse and the word 'Tefal' emblazoned across her left buttock.
The smell from the scorched oil and singed flesh has given me a headache ......... does the doctor have any paracetomol????
Steve
I'm afraid I just pushed Libra+Love a little hard playing twister and with all this oil about she went sliding off the mat, across the tiled floor and managed to headbutt eagerslut in the bollox. That wouldn't have been too bad but unfortunately eagerslut was ironing his smalls at the time and the iron came flying back in the direction of me and Minxy. Minxy now has a very red arse and the word 'Tefal' emblazoned across her left buttock.
The smell from the scorched oil and singed flesh has given me a headache ......... does the doctor have any paracetomol????
Steve
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SATURDAY EVENING IN THE HOUSE
GOOD EVENING THIS IS BIG BROTHER SPEAKING - YOU ARE LIVE, SO PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Big Brother has issued you all with a box in the supply room, inside each box is
A set of beads
A toga Outfit
6 cans of lager or a bottle of wine
Some cheap plates
A Kebab with hot sauce
The spa is warm and bubbling
Tonight is Greek Night please have fun, and remember always use a condom, these have been supplied by the committee
Please Note all unauthorised internet access has now been disconnected.
GOOD EVENING THIS IS BIG BROTHER SPEAKING - YOU ARE LIVE, SO PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR AND KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON.
Big Brother has issued you all with a box in the supply room, inside each box is
A set of beads
A toga Outfit
6 cans of lager or a bottle of wine
Some cheap plates
A Kebab with hot sauce
The spa is warm and bubbling
Tonight is Greek Night please have fun, and remember always use a condom, these have been supplied by the committee
Please Note all unauthorised internet access has now been disconnected.
Sex God
****OK so I was wrong on this one***** 
Quote by westerross
Why have I got a problem with this thread? Pulling it down to its lowest common denominator - it's probably because I'm excluded. Am I the only one who feels like this? I'm not really that worried but it just seems counter to what SH and the Cafe in particular represents.
Tell me to fluck off if I'm wrong.
no one is excluded!... remember its the rest of the Forum that does the voting!. so everyone will play a part!
and you can PM me if you think there are any tasks we ca make!
Little Brother
Hello BB had to write you this message, sore tongue.
I'm back with my revised shopping list.
1. Whisky (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
2. Ice lollys (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
3. Fags (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
4. Listerine (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
5. Adam Ciara (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts.
And I'll get back to you with that 150 word task you set us when my tongue doesn't feel bigger than my head :rude:
I'm back with my revised shopping list.
1. Whisky (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
2. Ice lollys (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
3. Fags (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
4. Listerine (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
5. Adam Ciara (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts.
And I'll get back to you with that 150 word task you set us when my tongue doesn't feel bigger than my head :rude:
Sex God
:karaoke:
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
..........davej who despite being excluded from a thread can at least take part by being a commercial break.....::smug:
thats showbiz folks!
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
..........davej who despite being excluded from a thread can at least take part by being a commercial break.....::smug:
thats showbiz folks!
Sex God
Quote by davej
:karaoke:
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
only the crumbliest flakiest chocolate
tastes like chocolate never tasted before
:karaoke:
..........davej who despite being excluded from a thread can at least take part by being a commercial break.....::smug:
thats showbiz folks!
'Ere I only had two flakes and you had 'em both last night!! Now yer selling 'em - some people - I dunno!!
Quote by Libra+Love
Hello BB had to write you this message, sore tongue.
I'm back with my revised shopping list.
1. Whisky (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
2. Ice lollys (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
3. Fags (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
4. Listerine (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)
5. Adam Ciara (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts.
And I'll get back to you with that 150 word task you set us when my tongue doesn't feel bigger than my head :rude:
1. Whisky (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts)...will make it worse
2. Ice lollys (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts) will make it worse
3. Fags (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts) will slow healing down and make it worse
4. Listerine (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts) and salt water is really good
5. Adam Ciara (medicinal - my tongue fucking hurts. dont know about that one
beachems powders the best thing for a pierced tongue take the pain right off
no talking no moving tongue no smoking or drinking apart from soups for a few days
Sex God
Quote by westerross
'Ere I only had two flakes and you had 'em both last night!! Now yer selling 'em - some people - I dunno!!
tune I can't talk to you right now I'm on the verge of making my big break !!!!!!
Andrex have just called and said that the puppy is old hat and could I wipe my arse in front of 3 million viewers.....this is the big one son!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Sex God
Quote by davej
'Ere I only had two flakes and you had 'em both last night!! Now yer selling 'em - some people - I dunno!!
tune I can't talk to you right now I'm on the verge of making my big break !!!!!!
Andrex have just called and said that the puppy is old hat and could I wipe my arse in front of 3 million viewers.....this is the big one son!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
Which fin are yer going to use??
Sex God
there's a camera!!!
right over the presenters shoulder silly grin
:smile2:
right they are on camera 3 now
:bolt:
thats it lean sideways get in shot
:smile2:
fuck it camera 6
:bolt:
thats it jostle the fat girl outa the way
:kick:
now look cool
......davej who is now .......the crowd :smug:
Still in the thread here.....still in the thread.
right over the presenters shoulder silly grin
:smile2:
right they are on camera 3 now
:bolt:
thats it lean sideways get in shot
:smile2:
fuck it camera 6
:bolt:
thats it jostle the fat girl outa the way
:kick:
now look cool
......davej who is now .......the crowd :smug:
Still in the thread here.....still in the thread.
Sex God
What was that about goldfish and memory span?? FFS what a poser - two flakes, a bog roll and he won't talk to anyone!
Anyway I'm voting fer the goldfish - I hope he remembers me in his acceptance speech!
Anyway I'm voting fer the goldfish - I hope he remembers me in his acceptance speech!
Sex God
:sleeping: :sleeping:
eh ....what....has it started yet :shock: ...oh right some of the contestants havn't arrived fair enough...gis a poke when someone turns up and I will turn the volume up
:sleeping: :sleeping:
.....davej who is now pretending to be the remote control unit in the hand of a viewer.....
Still in the thread, albeit by my finger tips, but in it I am. :smug:
eh ....what....has it started yet :shock: ...oh right some of the contestants havn't arrived fair enough...gis a poke when someone turns up and I will turn the volume up
:sleeping: :sleeping:
.....davej who is now pretending to be the remote control unit in the hand of a viewer.....
Still in the thread, albeit by my finger tips, but in it I am. :smug:
Quote by BiWelshMinx
You'll need more than paracetamol when i get you you git
Blonde I know you said he cheats but this is ridiculous!
Rache..where did you put that wand thingy babes? I think I am gonna enjoy this... :twisted:
Minx xx
Minx......... U cant blame me ............. I did try to warn you !!!!
Why does this keep happening to me?? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Without my Army Issue Glasses I can hardly see a thing. Despite that I felt duty bound to inspect this camp to make sure it complies with SH Standards. I found a kitchen, a dark room then I found the camp cells. In the cells I found a strange array of what seemed like torture equipment!!
:? :? :?
I'm sure I found a whip and then something that looked like pink fluffy handcuffs
I then noticed some chains hanging from the wall with some sort of bracelet on the end of them. "They look a bit uncomfortable" I thought as I slipped them over my wrists, "I wonder if they are adjustable?"
Anyway, I tried adjusting them and they suddenly tightened around my wrists. :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was thirteen hours ago :? :?
I have been stuck here all day, without my glasses, without my uniform and without food. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
HELP!!!!
Without my Army Issue Glasses I can hardly see a thing. Despite that I felt duty bound to inspect this camp to make sure it complies with SH Standards. I found a kitchen, a dark room then I found the camp cells. In the cells I found a strange array of what seemed like torture equipment!!
:? :? :? I'm sure I found a whip and then something that looked like pink fluffy handcuffs
I then noticed some chains hanging from the wall with some sort of bracelet on the end of them. "They look a bit uncomfortable" I thought as I slipped them over my wrists, "I wonder if they are adjustable?"
Anyway, I tried adjusting them and they suddenly tightened around my wrists. :shock: :shock: :shock:
That was thirteen hours ago :? :?
I have been stuck here all day, without my glasses, without my uniform and without food. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
HELP!!!!
Sex God
:karaoke:
hands that do dishes are as soft as your face
with mild green fairy liquid
:karaoke:
hands that do dishes are as soft as your face
with mild green fairy liquid
:karaoke:
Sex God
fookin hell this is hardly worth watching the adverts are better than the programme. :giggle:
