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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
ATTENTION ESCAPE COMMITTEE
As you have choosen to ignore Little Brother's warning, Blonde and McCloggie now all been arrested.
you will detained at SH pleasure, and will be tourtured and interrogated until we have the names of all the escape committee.
The Little Brother have employed Satin and Bluexxx, to perform the said services.
As you have choosen to ignore Little Brother's warning, Blonde and McCloggie now all been arrested.
you will detained at SH pleasure, and will be tourtured and interrogated until we have the names of all the escape committee.
The Little Brother have employed Satin and Bluexxx, to perform the said services.
Quote by Little Brother
ATTENTION ESCAPE COMMITTEE
As you have choosen to ignore Little Brother's warning, Blonde and McCloggie now all been arrested.
you will detained at SH pleasure, and will be tourtured and interrogated until we have the names of all the escape committee.
The Little Brother have employed Satin and Bluexxx, to perform the said services.
I am really scared now !!!
And like I said last night............. do u have any idea how difficult it is to type with your hands cuffed behind your back ?
Sex God
Ouch!!
Ohhhh!!
fuck it!!!
sizzzzzle!!
fuck thats hot!!!!
tzizzz!!!
shhpittt!!
jeezzz!!
fuckzzzz!!!
tzitttss!!!
ow!!!! thats burning me!!!
shit thatssss hhhhott!!!
spitzzz!!!
bollocks this could go on forever.
.....davej who is now a piece of bacon being fried for breakfast by the big brother production team..
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
Ohhhh!!
fuck it!!!
sizzzzzle!!
fuck thats hot!!!!
tzizzz!!!
shhpittt!!
jeezzz!!
fuckzzzz!!!
tzitttss!!!
ow!!!! thats burning me!!!
shit thatssss hhhhott!!!
spitzzz!!!
bollocks this could go on forever.
.....davej who is now a piece of bacon being fried for breakfast by the big brother production team..
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
Orgasminator
As an avid viewer to the show I would like to donate to the BB household the Slyde in my ad for their enjoyment.
Please be aware tho .....
It has been recently oiled so when Slyde'ing down a WHOOSH sound will be heard.
Please have fun & enjoy my gift.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Please be aware tho .....
It has been recently oiled so when Slyde'ing down a WHOOSH sound will be heard.
Please have fun & enjoy my gift.
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
Quote by davej
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was gonna join you in the pan as an egg but I'd have to cracked to do that!
Sex God
Quote by westerross
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was gonna join you in the pan as an egg but I'd have to cracked to do that!
morning tune............now you just join me as breakfast ......go on you can be an egg, I know it's only a bit part , but it will allow you to come out of your shell. If your worried about ending up cracked then why not be a boiled egg at least that way you can remain whole
Anyways the housemates are all firmly tucked up in bed and probably won't get up till around noon so there's some time to kill before the show gets under way fully.
........do not adjust your sets there will be a short interlude whilst the bacon goes and gets a shower......
Orgasminator
Quote by davej
For those that can't be arsed to read back and are wondering what the fuck I'm on about ,I can tell you that amid a concern that this thread might be some what exclusive, I am trying to take a positive view and include myself in the thread in various roles outside the main arena of interest, as such I have thus far been
a commercial break
the crowd
a viewers remote control
a slice of bacon
I will continue to throw myself into these roles despite the complete lack of anyone to interact with whilst being a slice of bacon, in an attempt to remain an active member of the cafe and not be further isolated by the fuckers that will only interact within thier own small groups.
......SIZZZLE......
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Was gonna join you in the pan as an egg but I'd have to cracked to do that!
morning tune............now you just join me as breakfast ......go on you can be an egg, I know it's only a bit part , but it will allow you to come out of your shell. If your worried about ending up cracked then why not be a boiled egg at least that way you can remain whole
Anyways the housemates are all firmly tucked up in bed and probably won't get up till around noon so there's some time to kill before the show gets under way fully.
........do not adjust your sets there will be a short interlude whilst the bacon goes and gets a shower......
Is there 'mush room' inside that pan for me?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
*Wakes-up to the smell of bacon, egg and mushrooms sizzling in a pan, her tummy growls, :lickface:
She licks her lips.....no?.....she licks her lips....ouch....she can't lick her lips today.
Sod it, no hot water, fucking spitefull BB. A there was so much noise going on in here last night, these bloody house-mates with no consideration for other house-mates trying to sleep while they're trying to escape. And just take a look at Sarge dozing over there, nekkid with duvet on the floor :shock: it's not a pretty site, I tell ya! Marcuso snores after a small nip of brandy, And EasySlut
what can I say, BB will be firing the security company at the rate EasySlut's going through them. How safe is this place gonna be then huh? What with the riotious mobs chanting outside. I don't feel so secure in here anymore!
I'm alone and scared and wanna go home :cry:
She licks her lips.....no?.....she licks her lips....ouch....she can't lick her lips today.
Sod it, no hot water, fucking spitefull BB. A there was so much noise going on in here last night, these bloody house-mates with no consideration for other house-mates trying to sleep while they're trying to escape. And just take a look at Sarge dozing over there, nekkid with duvet on the floor :shock: it's not a pretty site, I tell ya! Marcuso snores after a small nip of brandy, And EasySlut
what can I say, BB will be firing the security company at the rate EasySlut's going through them. How safe is this place gonna be then huh? What with the riotious mobs chanting outside. I don't feel so secure in here anymore! I'm alone and scared and wanna go home :cry:
Sex God
Quote by SlydeWHOOSH
Is there 'mush room' inside that pan for me?
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
There's room for anyone in this thread whoosh, as Libra said earlier it just takes a bit of imagination.
Anyone else who feeels like being part of the big brother breakfast experiance are welcome to join us and several interesting roles are available. We are currently auditioning for 'fill in parts' to supplement the main characters within the show and would be interested to hear from anyone who think that they might be able to impersonate:
A sausage
some baked beans
A slice of black pudding
A serviette
Knife, fork or spoon
the chinky sound thats made when a cup of tea is stirred
Anyone wishing to be a burnt piece of toast, may be dissapointed because currently we are only going with ther fried bread as an option.
........still in the thread here ....still in the thread.......
Orgasminator
Quote by davej
Anyone else who feeels like being part of the big brother breakfast experiance are welcome to join us and several interesting roles are available.
Dear BB,
I am interested in the 'fill in part' of 'Pamperer for the day'.
I feel that any winning contestant who can complete the:
'Cook Little Brother a curry' competition, would be worthy to be pampered (PM of rules of this competition will be duely sent).
Of course the toilet rolls will be put in the freezer for Little Brother on completion of the housemates tasks.
As for the prize I am willing to provide whatever pampering the wining SH/BB contestant requires.
Yours in anticipation
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢
Sex God
Quote by blonde
davej............... u missed two rather major roles............. (or should that be rolls)....
Tomatoe Ketchup......... and brown sauce !!
Oi ....get back in with yer housemates and leave the catering to me.....besides I'm coming back into this thread as a chair later
fuck it blonde is dead righ ya know, we cant be a breakfast without the sauce.....
there is now a role to play as a bottle of sauce, this role is open to any member who is not in the house and wants to be part of this thread.
There is also a new found role as a kipper impersonater for any member who doesn't wanna interact with me in any way, who isnt in the main cast list, but who would still like to be involved in some way.......would probably best suit
xxxxxxxxx name edited out so as not to upset anyone
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY THREE
Good Morning Housemates, Due to the security breach last night, we have decided you can have hot water for the next hour.
Libra+love, may we assure you that we treat security very seriously, and should we feel you are in any danger, we have emergency measures in place to ship you to a secret location. We have also employed five, 6.2" handsome security men to protect you, and five zena like woman to assist them, in an emergency, so please you are perfectly safe.
Little Brother would like to thanks the breakfast extras this morning, but suggests they become anything other than food, as they are in gave danger of been consumed this morning.
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman
Some breakfast items have been placed in the fridge for you, today you have eggs, black sausage, kippers and some SH brakfast cereals, these include
Porn Flakes
Meatobix
and Snap Crackle and Flops
any other suggestions for breakfast would be welcome
Good Morning Housemates, Due to the security breach last night, we have decided you can have hot water for the next hour.
Libra+love, may we assure you that we treat security very seriously, and should we feel you are in any danger, we have emergency measures in place to ship you to a secret location. We have also employed five, 6.2" handsome security men to protect you, and five zena like woman to assist them, in an emergency, so please you are perfectly safe.
Little Brother would like to thanks the breakfast extras this morning, but suggests they become anything other than food, as they are in gave danger of been consumed this morning.
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman
Some breakfast items have been placed in the fridge for you, today you have eggs, black sausage, kippers and some SH brakfast cereals, these include
Porn Flakes
Meatobix
and Snap Crackle and Flops
any other suggestions for breakfast would be welcome
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x
Sex God
Quote by blonde
I am not a house mate !!!
I am part of the rescue committee !!!...........
damn I apologise blonde..but I am still wearing sunglasses here as part of an experiament so can't see the screen to well.
Apparently I can't be a housemate or a slice of Bacon :cry: so I'm gonna fuck off and chuck various bits and bobs into cups of hot milk on the microwave thread.....
.......now where's that bloody hampster hiding?
Quote by davej
I am not a house mate !!!
I am part of the rescue committee !!!...........
damn I apologise blonde..but I am still wearing sunglasses here as part of an experiament so can't see the screen to well.
Apparently I can't be a housemate or a slice of Bacon :cry: so I'm gonna fuck off and chuck various bits and bobs into cups of hot milk on the microwave thread.....
.......now where's that bloody hampster hiding?
Babe, so far the rescue committee consists of 2 !!!................. Now I know it's not gonna make you famous....... or get u on the TV......... but they need our help......... lets try again tonight.................. midnight,,,,,,,,, back wall.......... ok
Bring ladders, rope and anything else u feel could be useful !
Sex God
:karaoke:
a million housewives everyday
:karaoke:
pick up a tin of beans and say
:karaoke:
beanz meanz heinz
:karaoke:
a million housewives everyday
:karaoke:
pick up a tin of beans and say
:karaoke:
beanz meanz heinz
:karaoke:
Quote by Jiggle
Red
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand
Thank you Little Brother (is it true you are not that little, little brother?)
I have heard that Spanish big brother has a whole beach at their disposal and it's much more lenient than the english version. I will put in a full report definately in between lots of fun
Looking for someone to fill my place now :twisted: Mnnnn decisions decisions
Ms Red x
Good Morning Housemates
I have now considered your requested shopping items and have awarded the folllowing
Playing cards as delivered yeterday
One game of twister together with oil
one Pink Nail Varnish
Some pegs for your smalls
One Milky Way each
One packet of Superdrugs Razors
Decaf teabags (do not want you hyper so redbull was not supplied)
Two Bottles of Absolute Vodak
One bar of Fruit and Nut
One large Bombay Mix
Also supplied this morning
A set of shorts and a SH t/shirt for Sarge (pleas wash your PJs)
Two Large Towels
All other requested items were rejected
nipple clamps are available in the dungeon anyway
digicam you are being watched anyway
strap on (your have the men in there compromise
Hair Dye (you should have done it ask again in 6 weeks
Porn (yeah right)
Nettle, Gatepost, Layby they did not sell these at the local store
Would housemates please note that this weeks TASK will be set later today
DaveJ we have been thinking and have decided that you have now been given the position of being the diary room chair, people may use you as they deemed fit, but i would ask all housemates to treat him with some respect, he has to last 10 weeks.
For the purpose of this, we have suppled you with a full let of soft black leather clothes, two pink cushions. We trust you will find this to be acceptable and would ask for a daily report on the people thats have sat on you.
I have now considered your requested shopping items and have awarded the folllowing
Playing cards as delivered yeterday
One game of twister together with oil
one Pink Nail Varnish
Some pegs for your smalls
One Milky Way each
One packet of Superdrugs Razors
Decaf teabags (do not want you hyper so redbull was not supplied)
Two Bottles of Absolute Vodak
One bar of Fruit and Nut
One large Bombay Mix
Also supplied this morning
A set of shorts and a SH t/shirt for Sarge (pleas wash your PJs)
Two Large Towels
All other requested items were rejected
nipple clamps are available in the dungeon anyway
digicam you are being watched anyway
strap on (your have the men in there compromise
Hair Dye (you should have done it ask again in 6 weeks
Porn (yeah right)
Nettle, Gatepost, Layby they did not sell these at the local store
Would housemates please note that this weeks TASK will be set later today
DaveJ we have been thinking and have decided that you have now been given the position of being the diary room chair, people may use you as they deemed fit, but i would ask all housemates to treat him with some respect, he has to last 10 weeks.
For the purpose of this, we have suppled you with a full let of soft black leather clothes, two pink cushions. We trust you will find this to be acceptable and would ask for a daily report on the people thats have sat on you.
Quote by Red(RHG)
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x
Morning Red, I'm ready for breakkie But it's gonna have to be a cuppa coffee for me and no kippers thanks.
Any chance of me going to Spain with ya? I'm sure the escape committee could come up with a plan or two :wink:
Quote by Little Brother
Dear Rachel,
Would you like to come to the diary room to talk......
Little Brother is aware that you might be finding it hard in the Little Brother Experiance. However Little brother belives that maby you should take a day to reflect on your descion.
Remebr that this could be a opertunity to make new friends and experiance new things whilst your time is in the house.
Little Brother is hear to lisen.
hello little brother.
well ive had a day to ponder my decision.
the only thing i would find hard about the experience is being stuck to a crap thread for 10 weeks, surviving on 200 fags a week, i'll smoke as many as i like :twisted: and having all and sundrey sleeping in my bed and touching me up :twisted: having to put up with noise day and night
having secret committees deciding my fate, have enough of that bollocks in the outside world :x and having to do stupid tasks which i really couldnt be bothered with and dont have the time. i never watch big brother on tv, and the ts thing has been done before. thats about it i think. right im orfski open the door please or shall i walk through it ? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: 
Sex God
Um...............morning everyone 
:bounce: :bounce:
Don't tell Little Brother but I went for a scout around the local area last night and it took me ages to get back in unnoticed, what with having to bribe the security guards to turn a blind eye and then trying to avoid blonde and the flipping underground who are trying to organise our escape. I DON"T WANT TO BE RESCUED, OK?
:smackbottom:
Can we have a new batch of security guards please? Last night's lot are thoroughly spent as in shagged out and exhausted. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I book a session for later sitting on davej's upholstery please? I promise I'll come clean about my...................er.....................nefarious nocturnal activities. 
ops:
Has Sarge been released yet? 13 hours? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Libra I've got something I'd like to show you and share with you later :P
Think I'll skip breakfast. I'm gonna go and check out where all the cameras are. If I'm going to be denied a gatepost I'm going to have to find an alternative spot to pose and exhibit in, but it's got to be nice and public :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooops! I can feel the urge to do something naughty coming on :twisted:
Catch you all later :kiss: :grin: :rascal:
PS This place's got more holes in it than a Gorgonzola cheese! :huh:
:bounce: :bounce: Don't tell Little Brother but I went for a scout around the local area last night and it took me ages to get back in unnoticed, what with having to bribe the security guards to turn a blind eye and then trying to avoid blonde and the flipping underground who are trying to organise our escape. I DON"T WANT TO BE RESCUED, OK?
:smackbottom: Can we have a new batch of security guards please? Last night's lot are thoroughly spent as in shagged out and exhausted. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Can I book a session for later sitting on davej's upholstery please? I promise I'll come clean about my...................er.....................nefarious nocturnal activities.
ops: Has Sarge been released yet? 13 hours? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Libra I've got something I'd like to show you and share with you later
:P Think I'll skip breakfast. I'm gonna go and check out where all the cameras are. If I'm going to be denied a gatepost I'm going to have to find an alternative spot to pose and exhibit in, but it's got to be nice and public :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Ooooooooops! I can feel the urge to do something naughty coming on :twisted:
Catch you all later :kiss: :grin: :rascal:
PS This place's got more holes in it than a Gorgonzola cheese! :huh:
My 150 word essay about myself as requested by BB
I joined the forum as Libra-Love. Figured this was the best place to come for sex. And yes, all I was looking for at the time was ns sex. Didn’t want a string of guys coming in and out of my boys lives but at the same time couldn’t handle the sexual frustration either. And the opportunity to explore my boundaries was a big pull too.
I walked into the café with hobnailed boots on 6 months after joining. It’s been a turbulent emotional roller-coaster ride circuiting the entire range of emotions available to man. And SH proved to be more than just a little addictive too. For months I neglected certain issues at home. Not good. Then someone from here took me to see Tony Robbins and life makes perfect sense again. I’m back in the driving seat whey-hey.
So it was out with the negative and in with Libra+Love, the girl who doesn’t swing, but likes the kinda people who do.
Hope that’s good enough Bro’
I joined the forum as Libra-Love. Figured this was the best place to come for sex. And yes, all I was looking for at the time was ns sex. Didn’t want a string of guys coming in and out of my boys lives but at the same time couldn’t handle the sexual frustration either. And the opportunity to explore my boundaries was a big pull too.
I walked into the café with hobnailed boots on 6 months after joining. It’s been a turbulent emotional roller-coaster ride circuiting the entire range of emotions available to man. And SH proved to be more than just a little addictive too. For months I neglected certain issues at home. Not good. Then someone from here took me to see Tony Robbins and life makes perfect sense again. I’m back in the driving seat whey-hey.
So it was out with the negative and in with Libra+Love, the girl who doesn’t swing, but likes the kinda people who do.
Hope that’s good enough Bro’
