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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Quote by Little Brother
Little Brother reminds Sarge that he was in receipt of medical attention after the security guards released him
Little Brother feels Sgt Bilko may just like other ppl helping with his pants
Yes, I received medical attention - then they left me handcuffed here with my pants round my ankle!!
ops: :oops: :cry: :cry: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hello!!! Hello!! Anybody there??? :shock: :shock:
Major Brother Sir!!! Can some one pull my pants up?? Please!!!:? :? :? :?
Here we go Sarge! Comin for a voddie? I'll pour you a double - you do look a little pale!
Don't mind Rachel she was just having a little play - great sense of humour eh?
Oi BB bring back Rache! Come on! What else ya supposed to do in a dungeon?
Cathy x
Quote by Red(RHG)
Here we go Sarge! Comin for a voddie? I'll pour you a double - you do look a little pale!
Don't mind Rachel she was just having a little play - great sense of humour eh?
Do you think you could just pull me pants up for me Red?? (Never thought I would hear myself say THAT!!) :shock: :shock:
I don't suppose you have an empty vodka bottle handy do you - my bladder is about to explode!!
ops: :oops: :oops: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Here we go Sarge! Comin for a voddie? I'll pour you a double - you do look a little pale!
Don't mind Rachel she was just having a little play - great sense of humour eh?
Do you think you could just pull me pants up for me Red?? (Never thought I would hear myself say THAT!!) :shock: :shock:
I don't suppose you have an empty vodka bottle handy do you - my bladder is about to explode!!
ops: :oops: :oops:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: you know ya love it
Hello fellow inmates.....
What pics do I have to take...............a beaver ? a cock ? how original....
I believe I am allowed to bring in 5 things.........
1. A large bottle of brandy
2, A large bottle of diet coke
3. A cleaner
4. A chef
5. Steveg........ (he's already in) so can I save number 5 until I know what I need ?
Thanx Little brother. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What pics do I have to take...............a beaver ? a cock ? how original....
I believe I am allowed to bring in 5 things.........
1. A large bottle of brandy
2, A large bottle of diet coke
3. A cleaner
4. A chef
5. Steveg........ (he's already in) so can I save number 5 until I know what I need ?
Thanx Little brother. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde
Hello fellow inmates.....
What pics do I have to take...............a beaver ? a cock ? how original....
I believe I am allowed to bring in 5 things.........
1. A large bottle of brandy
2, A large bottle of diet coke
3. A cleaner
4. A chef
5. Steveg........ (he's already in) so can I save number 5 until I know what I need ?
Thanx Little brother. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
No no I'm sorry - but are we going to have to put up with Blonde screaming orgasms every night? I think there ought to be some separate nights here. Blonde can come in with me some nights and Steve on others nights :twisted: Some of us aint ad it for weeks you know.................
I need the bombay treatment from Rache, cheek hurts but really riding the pain I am :twisted:
Pants are up Sarge x Come on let's go sit in the jacuzzi and soak our bottoms....
Cathy x
Orgasminator
I've missed out on all the bloody fun yet again!! My real life house mate has found the joys of dreaded chatrooms and sits in my spot 17 hours a day!! I wish someone could vote her out of my house then id be a winner!!
I vote for Libra+Love to win only coz im biased
I vote for Libra+Love to win only coz im biased
TANNOY ANNOUCEMENT - DAY FOUR
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house, Little Brother watched her bed hopping tactics with great amusement last night, but would suggest Red and SteveG and Blonde share one bed to save on the energy of changing bed and waking their fellow housemates.
Housemates are now
VIX
MARMALAID
RHG
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARG BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
BLONDE
EAGER SLUT
GINGER JO
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
We have not yet heard from GingerJo who run to the camper van on arrival, she is saying she feels at home in a car park environment and has not been seen since, or Marmalaid who has keep his clothes on for last 4 days and hidden in the dark room, this is a first and the committe have sent in AlexFem to offer councelling for his shyness.
Sgt we hope you enjoyed your soak last night, you are free of all restaint items today
the dungeon will be closed today for cleaning by professionals
We ask all housemates to find a cleaning task today THE HOUSE IS LOOKING LIKE A TIP, Please make sure you all do at least one chore and make your beds and tidy your area.
Please also welcome to the house the new gold fish duly named "MIDLAND"
you have been given,
20 Large Eggs
some fresh Salmon
Orange Juice (as none of your seem to be using the toilet)
Some whipped cream
and chocolate sauce
some more Bombay mix
and Ice Cream
May we please remind the housemates THAT THE ANIMALS NEED FEEDING , all animal food is located in the cupboard next to the dark room.
Little Brother thanks you
Good Morning Housemates and welcome to Blonde in the house, Little Brother watched her bed hopping tactics with great amusement last night, but would suggest Red and SteveG and Blonde share one bed to save on the energy of changing bed and waking their fellow housemates.
Housemates are now
VIX
MARMALAID
RHG
MARCUSO
LIBRA+LOVE
SARG BILKO
MISSCHIEF
STEVEG_NW
BLONDE
EAGER SLUT
GINGER JO
HARD
BI_WELSH MINX
We have not yet heard from GingerJo who run to the camper van on arrival, she is saying she feels at home in a car park environment and has not been seen since, or Marmalaid who has keep his clothes on for last 4 days and hidden in the dark room, this is a first and the committe have sent in AlexFem to offer councelling for his shyness.
Sgt we hope you enjoyed your soak last night, you are free of all restaint items today
the dungeon will be closed today for cleaning by professionals
We ask all housemates to find a cleaning task today THE HOUSE IS LOOKING LIKE A TIP, Please make sure you all do at least one chore and make your beds and tidy your area.
Please also welcome to the house the new gold fish duly named "MIDLAND"
you have been given,
20 Large Eggs
some fresh Salmon
Orange Juice (as none of your seem to be using the toilet)
Some whipped cream
and chocolate sauce
some more Bombay mix
and Ice Cream
May we please remind the housemates THAT THE ANIMALS NEED FEEDING , all animal food is located in the cupboard next to the dark room.
Little Brother thanks you
Sex God
Nurse sarah arrives in the medical room
(somewhat late, but been busy so far this weekend )
Now who is in need for my urgent attention, from the chaos caused by Miss Lane,
(somewhat late, but been busy so far this weekend
)Now who is in need for my urgent attention, from the chaos caused by Miss Lane,
Sex God
Morning all 
:blink:
I've swept and mopped the patio, made a fresh pot of coffee and have staked out my patch on the lawn where I'm gonna do some work on getting a white thong line. ops:
Looks like there've been a few changes around here whilst I've been..................er...................otherwise engaged for the last 12 hours or so.
Watch that blonde. I don't entirely trust her. I think she's metamorphosed into the friggin Trojan horse and it's all part of her diabolical plot to free everyone! Hmmmmmm.. :undecided:
Thank goodness Sarge has got his pants back where they belong :P
I can't possibly comment on the antics of my fellow housemates of course. In fact Ssssssssssshh, mum's the word! I won't tittle tattle :censored: He hee :grin:
I kidnapped a passing pigeon that just happened to land earlier and sent it off with a message for the escape committee asking that they concentrate their efforts on smuggling my Kitty in here as I've been informed she's misbehaving out there without me
:x
Now then, where was I? Oh yep,..................................off to lie out on the lawn for a while. Anyone want to join me?
:whistling: 
:blink: I've swept and mopped the patio, made a fresh pot of coffee and have staked out my patch on the lawn where I'm gonna do some work on getting a white thong line.
ops: Looks like there've been a few changes around here whilst I've been..................er...................otherwise engaged for the last 12 hours or so.
Watch that blonde. I don't entirely trust her. I think she's metamorphosed into the friggin Trojan horse and it's all part of her diabolical plot to free everyone! Hmmmmmm.. :undecided:
Thank goodness Sarge has got his pants back where they belong
:P I can't possibly comment on the antics of my fellow housemates of course. In fact Ssssssssssshh, mum's the word! I won't tittle tattle :censored: He hee :grin:
I kidnapped a passing pigeon that just happened to land earlier and sent it off with a message for the escape committee asking that they concentrate their efforts on smuggling my Kitty in here as I've been informed she's misbehaving out there without me
:x Now then, where was I? Oh yep,..................................off to lie out on the lawn for a while. Anyone want to join me?
:whistling: Quote by Little Brother
So Little brother has deceided that you have to strip of your clothes and you have to let the other Housemates paint a picture on your naked body..........
Quote by rachel-lane
the door opens and she takes a quick glance behind and sees Misschief pearing around the corner. Miss Lane gives a quick wink and as if by magic she vanishes in a puff of smoke.
Little Brother - how long do I have to stay in this Puff of Smoke body paint??
:scared:And Davej - please quit yer huffing puffing - you're body paint you don't have to do puff of smoke sounds
Not a wink of sleep did I get last night :roll: talk about attention seeking, noisiest body paint I've ever known I tell ya, honestly!I was not farting ok
It was him I tell ya, that Davej :evil::uhoh:
Quote by Little Brother
20 Large Eggs
some fresh Salmon
Orange Juice (as none of your seem to be using the toilet)
Some whipped cream
and chocolate sauce
some more Bombay mix
and Ice Cream
Oh FFS!! :eeek:
Who's slapped a bluddy live fish on the table :eeek:
Misschief grabs fish, legs it to the jacuzzi, dives in with it, gives it a swimming lesson :shock: .......Hops out of jacuzzi :scared:
Oh shit me body paint has washed off :shock: shit I'm naked :shock: :uhoh: Oh god, oh sorry oh no ........... :shock: :shock: :shock: Oh sorry Dave :shock:
Little Brother HELP!!!! :shock:
Daves stuck in the jacuzzi :shock: as floating puff of smoke body paint :shock: with a bluddy great pissed off fish!!! :shock: GERRIMOUT!!!!!!!! :shock:
I need clothes :shock: :uhoh:
PS I tried to take a pic for the animal photo task, but when I put in "Salmon Jacuzzi", all I could get was this
:roll: :roll: :roll:Misschief,
The picture you have supplied is not acceptable. The picture was meant to be of one of the house animals not breakfast.
Please take a picture of one of the house animals but the interpretation can be up to your own discretion.
As for the Jacuzzi this will be cleaned out as DaveJ is blocking up the plug hole.
Libra,
Security has removed you from the dark room, as marmalaid is in there with alexfem having councelling and does not need to be disturbed. Thank you for your concern but it is all in hand.
Blonde,
The cleaner and chef have been refused. The idea of SHBB is to make you work as a team, that way little brother and the veiwers can have hours of entertainment.
As it is a bank hoilday monday we have decied to give you a 12 pack of baby oil and a giant size version of twister which will be used in the garden.
Have fun and please report all the antics you all have.
Litlle brother wishes you a good day
The picture you have supplied is not acceptable. The picture was meant to be of one of the house animals not breakfast.
Please take a picture of one of the house animals but the interpretation can be up to your own discretion.
As for the Jacuzzi this will be cleaned out as DaveJ is blocking up the plug hole.
Libra,
Security has removed you from the dark room, as marmalaid is in there with alexfem having councelling and does not need to be disturbed. Thank you for your concern but it is all in hand.
Blonde,
The cleaner and chef have been refused. The idea of SHBB is to make you work as a team, that way little brother and the veiwers can have hours of entertainment.
As it is a bank hoilday monday we have decied to give you a 12 pack of baby oil and a giant size version of twister which will be used in the garden.
Have fun and please report all the antics you all have.
Litlle brother wishes you a good day
Sex God
i want the twister!!!!!
can little brother auction it of i want it for p.a.r.t.y on friday
i am going to cry my little brother always pics on me.
MikeC
can little brother auction it of i want it for p.a.r.t.y on friday
i am going to cry my little brother always pics on me.
MikeC
Sex God
Quote by MISSCHIEF
and Davej - please quit yer huffing puffing - you're body paint you don't have to do puff of smoke sounds
I was not farting ok
:uhoh:
A !! :shock: When did I become body paint.......no fucker told me that I'd been upgraded to body paint, last I heard I was given a bit part as a chair and then only cos I was shit at being a rasher of bacon.....I never did come back as the chair ,cos I knew that Eager would just fart all over me if I did, which on the diet you lot are eating wouldn't be nice....no not nice at all.
So am I a chair or am I body paint
.....tell ya what ,I can be a bush in the garden if ya like, I'm good at being a bush look:see bloody good innit....and I can do an impression listen.......
what did you hear?..........eh.....nothing thats what you heard!.....just what your supposed to hear from a bush that...fuck all!...told you I was good :smug:
Sex God
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You might get a leg cocked against yer! :grin: :grin:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: You might get a leg cocked against yer! :grin: :grin:
Soz took a while to get back to the PC and now keep slipping off the chair...... due to the amount of baby oils on my hands........... Oooopssssss
Naked baby oiled twister is a little difficult !!.........
Have completed my task for the day and put the sunday lunch on !!!!
Please can we have a take away ?
Didnt bring my camera in so cant take any pics.......... whats my punishment ?
Naked baby oiled twister is a little difficult !!.........
Have completed my task for the day and put the sunday lunch on !!!!
Please can we have a take away ?
Didnt bring my camera in so cant take any pics.......... whats my punishment ?
Quote by postie
is this house real? where can we see pictures or camera feed
It is real MidlandsDogger.... but we aint telling Newbies.... hehehehe
Oh ok... you have to press alt and f4 at the same time....
have fun....
:smackbottom:Oooooooooh...........Ya Bugger!!!!!!!
Hope you haven't offered your services as a mentor :eeek:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
