SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction

29 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
Marcuso snores after a small nip of brandy,
Well....I didn't hear me snoring, but it has been mentioned before that I do......lol
I'm alone and scared and wanna go home :cry:
Never say that I'm not a gentleman......come and jump in the shower with me Libra+Love and I'll make sure the nasty outsiders don't get to you (while there's only an hour of hot water we have to share to make sure everyone gets a shower eh?)

Now then, I have a bit of a predicament. I'm supposed to be at a christening today. Do I ask Little Brother if it's ok to leave the house for a few hours, or do I put a leave request form in with the Sarge, or do I think sod it and just hoof it through one of the holes that ES has made in the fence?

29 May 2005

Quote by getcarter
got nothing to say on this topic...just wanted to be under a EagerSlut at least once today

Oi you................... get back where you belong !!!!

29 May 2005

Hey Marcuso
(In a whisper) Just make sure you look to see what's on the other side before you go through one of my holes! You never know who's lurking out there lol

:lol:
Be my guest but be prepared for surprises! :shock: :shock: :shock: wink

:grin:

29 May 2005

OMG!!!!!
I fall asleep last night after watching mischief learn to swim in the jacuzi with her boyancy aids. smile

:D :D :D :D
Wake up this morning and havent got a fucking clue whats going on
OH well looks like i will be going to the website for an update....
i hope rachel doesnt leave she has brough mutch amusement and i hope after she is let out she can bring that purple toy to the next munch....
MikeC

29 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey Marcuso
(In a whisper) Just make sure you look to see what's on the other side before you go through one of my holes! You never know who's lurking out there :lol:
Be my guest but be prepared for surprises! :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin:

I'll wear my safety goggles before I look through any of the holes in future ES............lol

29 May 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

Libra I've got something I'd like to show you and share with you later :P

:mrgreen: OK, but I'm not showing or sharing mine lol

29 May 2005

Eagerslut can you please come to the diary room.
Eagerslut it has become aware to little brother that you have been playing with holes so to make sure that you only play with the holes that Little Brother wants you to we have suupllied
Connect 4
Eagurslut please take this out and ask Mischief to return to the diary room.
Mischief
It appears that you have been doing nothing of mutch intrest except moaning that the shower is not like yours at home. So Little brother has deceided that you have to strip of your clothes and you have to let the other Housemates paint a picture on your naked body..........
Little Brother Loves Fear
Fear Leads to Anger
Anger leads to Hate
Hate Leads to Suffering
the SH BB will suffer!!!!!!

29 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

Oh Rache

thought that was yer piercings causing that lovely sensation!
God I REALLY love the dhal!
Cathy x

29 May 2005

Quote by Red(RHG)
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

Oh Rache

thought that was yer piercings causing that lovely sensation!
God I REALLY love the dhal!
Cathy x
err cath they were my pircings surprised

ops: :lol: i ment the penut i left under the pillow

29 May 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
Right Libra I'll cook ya kippers if you wear that apron scantily clad.......
Been slappin cream on Sarges wrists for the past hour
(For the handcuff chaffs not for any sexually deviant practise you hear :twisted: )
Oh and I quite liked the cold shower......
Worried that my bombay mix hasn't arrived and I've been really good to the beaver....
Cathy x

the bombay did arrive check the bed for crumbs :wink: lol

Oh Rache

thought that was yer piercings causing that lovely sensation!
God I REALLY love the dhal!
Cathy x
err cath they were my pircings surprised

ops: :lol: i ment the penut i left under the pillow
Oh right! :wink: Can we try the bombay mix this avvie then?
I think we need the garden version of connect 4 please - the travel connect 4 you supplied is really not adequate hole-size-wise :twisted:
Thanks for big towels x
orf to sit on my sunlounger and do feck all but dream about dried peas and spanish sun......
Cathy x

29 May 2005

Red
Little Brother is sure that the "normal" size connect four is large enough to keep you amused.
It appears that only Eagerslut has played with himself on connect 4.
Such a shame Little Brother was nice enough to give you it and your not using it. Hmmmmm..
Big Brother puts on Y.M.C.A over the stereo for the housemates, until you all play connect 4 this will continue to play!!!!
Little Brother is back

29 May 2005

What is connect 4? rolleyes

29 May 2005

Libra
Little Brother belives that you can learn mucth from your fellow housemates.
cool

29 May 2005

Quote by Libra+Love
What is connect 4?

Here Libra ....

Will do YMCA for an hour that will burn the kippers off
Another request for a pair of scales to see how my diets goin ......
Will see if I can sqeeze you in my rucksack for the Spain breakout Libra wink

Tongue stud might alert security tho mate
*Red sits down and does as she's told for 10 mins and plays blinkin connect 4. Waiting to see just how ES managed with the holes
Cathy x

29 May 2005

Quote by Little Brother
Libra
Little Brother belives that you can learn mucth from your fellow housemates.

Apparently so BB rolleyes

I'll go see if anyone wants to teach me
* Duty calls in RL

29 May 2005

i have problems playing connect 4
i can only count to 3
1 . 2 . 3 ummmmm whats next 69
bummer
MikeC

29 May 2005

Just woke up and found mesen in here!
*looks around*
I see Rach is in here, too... might have to see where I can go with this... Rach? Wanna house buddy? We could share a bed an' everything!
:love:

29 May 2005

Dear SHnet,
As the channel for my fave programme at the moment (SHBB), I am feel a little upset....
I have been to work for a few hours & left my digibox on the wall to tape the above programme but upon my return it has taped the wrong channel....
I have taped one of those channels who are trying to sell me carpet cleaner via an auction.
Now, even though is is quite enticing as my carpet could do foaming, I seem to have missed SHBB.
Is there any chance of a re-cap / repeat of the bits I have missed
Yours Avid viewer
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

SlydeWHOOSH........... u r not missing anything............. I have just looked on the TV...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
SlydeWHOOSH........... u r not missing anything............. I have just looked on the TV...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

yes, what have the SHBB housemates been up to? mustve been fun if theyre this tired lol

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
SlydeWHOOSH........... u r not missing anything............. I have just looked on the TV...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

Phew I thought I had miseed my daily dose of my fav reality show.
Pulls up a chair & cracks open a BEER let the fun begin
The WHOOSH Manâ„¢

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

Shhhh ....... it only looks that way. ;)
Steve

29 May 2005

VIX
Little Brother welcomes you to the Big Brother House. We have been awaiting your arriveal for some time now.
Please read the rules and have a nice stay. lol

:lol:
As you arrived late to the house, please have a look on what has been happening.

29 May 2005

Quote by steveg_nw
...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

Shhhh ....... it only looks that way. ;)
Steve
I know.... I've seen it on the other thread !!!!!!

29 May 2005

Quote by blonde
...... it appears they are all ZZZZZZZZZZ ing !!!

Shhhh ....... it only looks that way. ;)
Steve
I know.... I've seen it on the other thread !!!!!!
*Whispering.....
Won't say a word long as you bring me a little momento of your liason with Blonde wink

Mnnnnnn :twisted:
Cathy x

29 May 2005

I thought I asked everyone not to grass me up????? :shock: :shock:
Steve

29 May 2005

Steveg-NW
It has been brought to Little Brothers attentions that you are intending to fly the coop.
Well, as Little Brother is now aware of this it is clipping your wings, so you cant fly away for a little slap and tickle with Blonde.
Remember we see and hear everything

29 May 2005

Steve hast been drinking the red bull again has he........
lol wonders if the housemates are getting sexual withdrawal symptons yet......
MikeC

29 May 2005

Quote by Little Brother
Steveg-NW
It has been brought to Little Brothers attentions that you are intending to fly the coop.
Well, as Little Brother is now aware of this it is clipping your wings, so you cant fly away for a little slap and tickle with Blonde.
Remember we see and hear everything

Little Brother,
U r mistaken............ clearly u were having lunch and not watching on the camera's !!!
He doesn't feel well so he's gone to bed..... I saw it on the camera.. I did I did......
(Steve....... babe........... quick...... leave now !!! )

EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION