medic lol wouldnt it be fun to give that to the SH BB house they would be probably bored silly.....
Wahey fun and shenanigans would start.
MikeC
Nope my booze is unlimited and just for me to keep my sanity
as is my fags
hope the contestants know they are only allowed 200 to take in there
Morning Big Brother, just wanted to know about my audition tape. Was it one the kids can safely watch or are the press having a field day and all the ex's cashing in? Oh and who sent it in would be good to know too.
Small house btw looks different when you see it on tv. Oh and can we have some Vodka Mudshakes please?
wonders wot the housemates are up- to .....
come on...
where are you
MikeC
Milk and sugar Missy?
You know, with all these mirrors, glass and cameras the exhibitionist in me is gonna be one hellova happy bunny. :twisted:
What you think?
Good Morning Housemates
Little Brother and the committee hopes you all slept well.
Contestants the hot water has now been turned off.
In the fridge you will find some supplies for the day, including Bacon, cereals and fruit, milk, some pork chops, salad, yogurt and sherry trifle.
There is no alcohol in the house at the moment, you will be informed when this is supplied.
The wand will be supplied when the committe feel that you have earned the reward.
You will be required to today each ask for 5 items of shopping to be supplied to the house, this cannot included ciggarettes, or alcohol. You have been allocated the 200 that you took in with you and these should last this week.
We would ask each of you over the next few days to place, 150 words to introduce yourself on this forum. You will receive a reward for completing this.
There is an Apple tree in the garden, and a blender has been supplied in the cupboard under the cooker.
JudyTV has only been allowed one suitcase as per the rules, her remaining suitcases were removed.
Libra your tape is currently being reviewed, and yoiu will be advised of our decision whether to broadcase any of it.
Just to let you all know Blonde was released this morning with condiitonal bail. and the security guards have been put on full alert for further incidents.
Little Brother and the committee wish you all a happy day and ask contestants to use the sun cream provided.
Shopping...YAY...I love shopping! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Big Brother, I'm not a big foodie so please can I have....
1 x Large bar of fruit and nut choccie
1 x metal and leather cuff and leg restrains (you'll find them on ebay )
1 x strap-on (ideally without the added extra's like my bunny one)
1 x nipple clamps
1 x digicamcorder
Thanks Big Brother...May I leave the diary room now?
*Skips off to the dorm, climbs in with Rache, removes her piercings and wears them as earings
:mrgreen:
Libra is reminded thats some toys are provide in the dungeon, and no further items will be provided until they are earnt. Only food items can be provided at this time.
Okay Big Brother I'll change my shopping list. But later. First gonna have a shower while the water is still hot and then have a nosy round the dungeon to see what toys are in there.
Just wanted to know Big Brother...I'm having my tongue pierced today....Will Jock be coming here to do it for me?
Sarge
Unfortunately your suitcase has been temporarily misplaced and the only uniform we currently have available is a 1970's American Sailor Uniform ( think Village People) wether you choose to wear this is entirely up to you! You will be advised when your suitcase has been located and delivered to the house.
Libra
At the moment we are awaiting security clearance for Jock the piercer. However if you would like one of your fellow housemates to carry out the procedure - please feel free to nomimate one.
Please get back to little brother
Sarge
Little Brother has noted your new avatar and is pleased - as a reward the secret comitteee has awarded you exclusive use of the Waterbed for tonight - please choose your partner!
please get back to little brother
OMG......I'm gonna find this really hard to do cos I've never seen BB on the telly before (apart from the never-ending adverts for the programme.
I had a bit of a late night last night, so if I don't seem to grasp the rules etc just bear with me. (I could have a few blonde moments......lol)
(Note to self.............Have a word with Dave-Notts to look after the dogs while I'm incarcerated in the house)
Marcuso
Good morning and welcome to your first morning in the house. Dave notts has been contracted to provide pet care services for all housemates whilst they are in the house - He comes highly recommended due to his patience and pet loving nature.
Red
Little brother will get back to you
Red
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand