medic lol wouldnt it be fun to give that to the SH BB house they would be probably bored silly.....
Wahey fun and shenanigans would start.
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SH Big Brother - Week 3 - ALL UP 4 eviction
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EVERYONE IS UP FOR EVICTION
Sex God
Nope my booze is unlimited and just for me to keep my sanity
as is my fags
hope the contestants know they are only allowed 200 to take in there
as is my fags
hope the contestants know they are only allowed 200 to take in there
Morning Big Brother, just wanted to know about my audition tape. Was it one the kids can safely watch or are the press having a field day and all the ex's cashing in? Oh and who sent it in would be good to know too.
Small house btw looks different when you see it on tv. Oh and can we have some Vodka Mudshakes please?
Small house btw looks different when you see it on tv. Oh and can we have some Vodka Mudshakes please?
Sex God
wonders wot the housemates are up- to .....
come on...
where are you
MikeC
come on...
where are you
MikeC
Misschief wakes up
Wanders off towards the bathroom, stubs her toe on the corner of something
glasses are on but eyes refusing to see until dosed with at least one cup of caffiene.......... hobbles off to find the loo
Goes to the mirror, checks for spots :?
Attacks spots
Hops in the shower ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bliss 8-)
Oh Cor Bluddy Blimey - where the effin flip am I? I didn't drink that much did I? Oh blummin Enry, whos house am I at ......... more to the point, what are they like, do they respect me this morning :uhoh:
Oh Jeeeez, Oh blimey, oh flip, need coffee :crazy:
Wanders off towards the bathroom, stubs her toe on the corner of something
glasses are on but eyes refusing to see until dosed with at least one cup of caffiene.......... hobbles off to find the looGoes to the mirror, checks for spots :?
Attacks spots
Hops in the shower ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bliss 8-)
Oh Cor Bluddy Blimey - where the effin flip am I? I didn't drink that much did I? Oh blummin Enry, whos house am I at ......... more to the point, what are they like, do they respect me this morning :uhoh:
Oh Jeeeez, Oh blimey, oh flip, need coffee :crazy:
Quote by SunBunny
the exhibitionist in me is gonna be one hellova happy bunny. :twisted:
Are we talking SH BB's first live shag? What's the game plan Libra? Where should I be looking.......?
Mmmmm....must admit, one or two house-mates I'd be more than happy to get jiggy with around here.
Watch this space hun
Good Morning Housemates
Little Brother and the committee hopes you all slept well.
Contestants the hot water has now been turned off.
In the fridge you will find some supplies for the day, including Bacon, cereals and fruit, milk, some pork chops, salad, yogurt and sherry trifle.
There is no alcohol in the house at the moment, you will be informed when this is supplied.
The wand will be supplied when the committe feel that you have earned the reward.
You will be required to today each ask for 5 items of shopping to be supplied to the house, this cannot included ciggarettes, or alcohol. You have been allocated the 200 that you took in with you and these should last this week.
We would ask each of you over the next few days to place, 150 words to introduce yourself on this forum. You will receive a reward for completing this.
There is an Apple tree in the garden, and a blender has been supplied in the cupboard under the cooker.
JudyTV has only been allowed one suitcase as per the rules, her remaining suitcases were removed.
Libra your tape is currently being reviewed, and yoiu will be advised of our decision whether to broadcase any of it.
Just to let you all know Blonde was released this morning with condiitonal bail. and the security guards have been put on full alert for further incidents.
Little Brother and the committee wish you all a happy day and ask contestants to use the sun cream provided.
Little Brother and the committee hopes you all slept well.
Contestants the hot water has now been turned off.
In the fridge you will find some supplies for the day, including Bacon, cereals and fruit, milk, some pork chops, salad, yogurt and sherry trifle.
There is no alcohol in the house at the moment, you will be informed when this is supplied.
The wand will be supplied when the committe feel that you have earned the reward.
You will be required to today each ask for 5 items of shopping to be supplied to the house, this cannot included ciggarettes, or alcohol. You have been allocated the 200 that you took in with you and these should last this week.
We would ask each of you over the next few days to place, 150 words to introduce yourself on this forum. You will receive a reward for completing this.
There is an Apple tree in the garden, and a blender has been supplied in the cupboard under the cooker.
JudyTV has only been allowed one suitcase as per the rules, her remaining suitcases were removed.
Libra your tape is currently being reviewed, and yoiu will be advised of our decision whether to broadcase any of it.
Just to let you all know Blonde was released this morning with condiitonal bail. and the security guards have been put on full alert for further incidents.
Little Brother and the committee wish you all a happy day and ask contestants to use the sun cream provided.
Shopping...YAY...I love shopping! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Big Brother, I'm not a big foodie so please can I have....
1 x Large bar of fruit and nut choccie
1 x metal and leather cuff and leg restrains (you'll find them on ebay )
1 x strap-on (ideally without the added extra's like my bunny one)
1 x nipple clamps
1 x digicamcorder
Thanks Big Brother...May I leave the diary room now?
*Skips off to the dorm, climbs in with Rache, removes her piercings and wears them as earings
:mrgreen:
Big Brother, I'm not a big foodie so please can I have....
1 x Large bar of fruit and nut choccie
1 x metal and leather cuff and leg restrains (you'll find them on ebay )
1 x strap-on (ideally without the added extra's like my bunny one)
1 x nipple clamps
1 x digicamcorder
Thanks Big Brother...May I leave the diary room now?
*Skips off to the dorm, climbs in with Rache, removes her piercings and wears them as earings
:mrgreen:
FFS!!! What kind of a camp is this?? :shock: :shock: :shock:
I booked an early call for 0600 hrs so that I could make a quick inspection of the place and read the camp Standing Orders. It is now almost 1000 hrs - I'm nearly 4 hundred hours late!! :? :?
Right where are my glasses?? Where is my uniform?? I do get to keep my uniform don't I ?
What does this sign say?? (I wish I had my glasses) DAIRY ROOM Hmm, must be a big fridge for keeping milk in.
I think I will go and see who else is in this camp.........
I booked an early call for 0600 hrs so that I could make a quick inspection of the place and read the camp Standing Orders. It is now almost 1000 hrs - I'm nearly 4 hundred hours late!!
:? :? Right where are my glasses?? Where is my uniform?? I do get to keep my uniform don't I ?
What does this sign say?? (I wish I had my glasses) DAIRY ROOM Hmm, must be a big fridge for keeping milk in.
I think I will go and see who else is in this camp.........
Okay Big Brother I'll change my shopping list. But later. First gonna have a shower while the water is still hot and then have a nosy round the dungeon to see what toys are in there.
Just wanted to know Big Brother...I'm having my tongue pierced today....Will Jock be coming here to do it for me?
Just wanted to know Big Brother...I'm having my tongue pierced today....Will Jock be coming here to do it for me?
Sarge
Unfortunately your suitcase has been temporarily misplaced and the only uniform we currently have available is a 1970's American Sailor Uniform ( think Village People) wether you choose to wear this is entirely up to you! You will be advised when your suitcase has been located and delivered to the house.
Libra
At the moment we are awaiting security clearance for Jock the piercer. However if you would like one of your fellow housemates to carry out the procedure - please feel free to nomimate one.
Please get back to little brother
Unfortunately your suitcase has been temporarily misplaced and the only uniform we currently have available is a 1970's American Sailor Uniform ( think Village People) wether you choose to wear this is entirely up to you! You will be advised when your suitcase has been located and delivered to the house.
Libra
At the moment we are awaiting security clearance for Jock the piercer. However if you would like one of your fellow housemates to carry out the procedure - please feel free to nomimate one.
Please get back to little brother
Quote by Jiggle
Libra
At the moment we are awaiting security clearance for Jock the piercer. However if you would like one of your fellow housemates to carry out the procedure - please feel free to nomimate one.
Please get back to little brother
:eeek: I'll wait for Jock thanks BB.
I might consider someone other than Him when I do my hoody though :grin:
May I leave the diary room now and continue my shower please?
Quote by Jiggle
SargeUnfortunately your suitcase has been temporarily misplaced and the only uniform we currently have available is a 1970's American Sailor Uniform ( think Village People) wether you choose to wear this is entirely up to you! You will be advised when your suitcase has been located and delivered to the house.
Er, Major Brother Sir :shock: :shock:
I think I will remain in these green and white pyjamas until my case has been located. I couldn't wear a sailors uniform - I'd be Court Martialed for Cross Dressing!
:? :? 
Casanova
This looks fun :lol: :lol:
But as we are sitting here watching SHBB we only see 4 housemates.
Where are the other 9 Housemates, have they not been dropped off yet.
Housemate, hope you all have fun ;) in SSBB and remember to behave well ;)
:lol: :lol: But as we are sitting here watching SHBB we only see 4 housemates.
Where are the other 9 Housemates, have they not been dropped off yet.
Housemate, hope you all have fun ;) in SSBB and remember to behave well ;)
OMG......I'm gonna find this really hard to do cos I've never seen BB on the telly before (apart from the never-ending adverts for the programme.
I had a bit of a late night last night, so if I don't seem to grasp the rules etc just bear with me. (I could have a few blonde moments......lol)
(Note to self.............Have a word with Dave-Notts to look after the dogs while I'm incarcerated in the house)
I had a bit of a late night last night, so if I don't seem to grasp the rules etc just bear with me. (I could have a few blonde moments......lol)
(Note to self.............Have a word with Dave-Notts to look after the dogs while I'm incarcerated in the house)
FFS no advance warnin at all!
Oh god sarge is in too!!!!! Wicked :twisted:
Woke up with Rache's toe up my arse, even she didn't tip me the wink - some mate. Will make her porridge with water today
As stated I'm off on a little jaunt next Wednesday to warmer climes (any chance of sundbed for the next week just so I won't be too white for the beach???) so what I want to know is can I choose the person to replace me? (now you can trust me to come back, really you can, really)
My shopping list will be quite sparce;
*Skin cream/oil
*Bombay mix (Leicester cofresh mix please)
*Vodka (know that will be turned down but a gals gotta ask)
*Extra towel - please cater for the bigger gal I don't want to be showing all my bits just yet.
Wanderin off to jacuzzi for a bit of a splash.
OJ anyone?
Cathy x
(S'quite sexy y'all watchin ........)
Oh god sarge is in too!!!!! Wicked :twisted:
Woke up with Rache's toe up my arse, even she didn't tip me the wink - some mate. Will make her porridge with water today
As stated I'm off on a little jaunt next Wednesday to warmer climes (any chance of sundbed for the next week just so I won't be too white for the beach???) so what I want to know is can I choose the person to replace me? (now you can trust me to come back, really you can, really)
My shopping list will be quite sparce;
*Skin cream/oil
*Bombay mix (Leicester cofresh mix please)
*Vodka (know that will be turned down but a gals gotta ask)
*Extra towel - please cater for the bigger gal I don't want to be showing all my bits just yet.
Wanderin off to jacuzzi for a bit of a splash.
OJ anyone?
Cathy x
(S'quite sexy y'all watchin ........)
Red
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand
The secret committe has decided to set you a task to visit the spanish Big Brother house and report back on your findings. In the meantime you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
You must also ensure that all tasks are completed to Little Brothers satisfaction beforehand
Quote by Jiggle
Red
you must allocate another SH member to take your place for the duration of your trip.
Not sure if he's a SH member, but can we have Missy's kind of guy to replace RED please?
Not sure if I'd be able to complete any of the tasks though. I'd be too busy pi**ing myself laughing at him.
See here...............