SH Cocktail Bar - early opening!

5 Feb 2010

Evening All,
I know it's only just coming up to 6:00, but it's Friday and I am in the mood for some fun! :twisted:
Having been looking for a new job for several weeks now, it looks as though I may have THREE interviews next week! :shock:
So, to celebrate that, and the (tentative) return of Sappho to the fold, I thought I would open early.
Now then, what do we have?
In the Fridge
NZ Sauvignon Blanc (as usual)
German Auslese - for those who like their white with a hint more sweetness.
Vodka -(Smirnoff - unless there are any other requests)
Gin -(Gordon's and Bombay Sapphire)
Tonic
WKD - strange sort of blue things dunno

Something called a Breezer :dunno:
Magners (both pear and apple)
Cream - for making cocktails
White Zinfandel Rose
Mexican beer - LOTS!
Heidseick Monopole!!!!!
Out of the Fridge
Bearing in mind it's 6 nations weekend I have TREBLED the beer order:
We have three barrels of 6X, a barrel of Abbot and a barrel of Theakston's Old Peculiar
Argentinian Malbec
Australian Shiraz
Burgundy (1995)
Bordeaux (1990)
Talisker and Laphroaig
If there's anything else you require then just let me know.
* Will slips out of his clothes and into his bartender's apron *
Will - also warms up his hands and gets the baby oil out, in case anyone requires a massage!

5 Feb 2010

Pizza and white wine please lol

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Sarah
Pizza and white wine please

:shock: :shock:
That deserves chastisement! :twisted: :twisted:
Pizza and RED wine I could have forgiven!
Anyway, this is the bar, so I am very happy to supply the white wine. There's a pizza behind the sofa from about five years ago - but it seems to have evolved a little. It now has little satellites which are all interconnected and I think it may be on the verge of developing a social hierarchy within pizza-world! Approach at your peril!
Will

5 Feb 2010

What's wrong with a sandwich and a cup of tea then? You ought to perhaps wait to see if you get one of the jobs before you splash out entertaining.
Good luck with the interviews though.
Plim wink

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Plimboy
What's wrong with a sandwich and a cup of tea then? You ought to perhaps wait to see if you get one of the jobs before you splash out entertaining.
Good luck with the interviews though.
Plim

Just trying to be sociable - and optimistic rolleyes

. No pleasing some people, is there?
Ms Whips, we don't do non-alcoholic in here. :jagsatwork:
Perhaps we can entice you to something a little more interesting :rascal: - or you could always join Plimboy in killjoys-r-us.
Will

5 Feb 2010

Do you have a southern comfort kicking around in the back Will?! kiss

If so, I'd like a large one with lemonade, in a tall glass with a little ice and a straw please! :mrgreen:
I've had a brilliant day! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

5 Feb 2010

Oh I would love a Pimms tonight - any chance???????

5 Feb 2010

Is it possible to ask for a tall glass of Gin & Tonic Ice n slice please?

5 Feb 2010

Oh yes please Will, very large vodka over here for me, and if anyone is up for a bit of cooking, a bacon butty or some fish and chips would go down very nicely :cheers:
(Where is Mal and his pinnie when you need him) lol

5 Feb 2010

ohhh lovely smile

A glass of sauvignon blanc would go down a treat right now Will :)

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Dirtygirly
Do you have a southern comfort kicking around in the back Will?!
If so, I'd like a large one with lemonade, in a tall glass with a little ice and a straw please! :mrgreen:
I've had a brilliant day! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Anything for you :rascal:
Whilst I have got the lemonade out I can do Corrie's Pimms as well.
Will :cheers:

5 Feb 2010

Good evening Bartender,
Sidles up to the bar with tonights order...
A bottle of Mouton-Rothschild 47 with 2 glasses, a supply of your finest Tuscan Green Olives and a cup of Kopi Luwak coffee (black) for Mrs Gu as she's the designated driver tonight.
drinkies

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
(Where is Mal and his pinnie when you need him)

At work! :lol:

5 Feb 2010

Quote by Sarah
(Where is Mal and his pinnie when you need him)

At work! :lol:
Dam, Im starving :lol:

5 Feb 2010

Right then:
Cava and strawberries for Ms Whips. I remember Sappho and I spending many hours in bed with bubbly and strawberries - and then look what happened! rolleyes

LARGE G&T with ice and slice for Lost.
VERY LARGE Vodka for NWC. As for cooking, I have a beef casserole in the oven which will be ready when bathtime is over.
Sauvignon Blanc for the divine PK kiss

. I was in your neck of the woods a couple of days ago, but with no spare time, sadly sad

. Perhaps I can buy you a glass for real, next time. :thumbup:
Mr Gu - the '47! :shock: I'm going to have to delve into the darkest corners of the cellar for that one. Good choice though :thumbup: (I just hope it's still drinkable)
Kaznkev - how about Turbo Pimms - that's Pimms and lemonade with an extra shot of gin in it. Perfect for celebrations where champers is not required.
Will

5 Feb 2010

Just off to do bathtime, so you may have to help yourselves for a while.
Back later.
Will

5 Feb 2010

can i have an improvised sex on the beach please? lol

Mrs Secksy

5 Feb 2010

One must maintain ones standards. lol

As I had the last bottle of the Petrus the other week the Moulton will have to suffice in these lean times. :doh:
Mrs Gu asks - where is her coffee?

5 Feb 2010

While Will's away I shall steal a flute of the Heidsieck, resist punning on Monopole, and make cocktail-hour small talk being as vegetarian and bubbly as my drink!

5 Feb 2010

Right, back now.
Ooooh, LovelyOne, how lovely to see you - and holding that flute so decorously. That's an interesting looking grip....:twisted: .
Mr Gu - can I interest you in a Chateau Cheval Blanc that I keep reserved for my more discerning customers?
Now then, does anyone fancy massaging the poor bartender's shoulders? :rascal:
Will