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Sex God
Quote by Cubes
I aim to please!
Sex God
I need a glass of something cold and thirst-quenching please. Had a hard day's wedding dress shopping 
Casanova
I will have a stiff one..................and a voddy too please :evil2::happy::evil2:
Sex God
Morning all... I'm about to start breakfast.
Can I get anyone something hot & tasty? :rascal:
Can I get anyone something hot & tasty? :rascal:
Orgasminator
Quote by noladreams
Morning all... I'm about to start breakfast.
Can I get anyone something hot & tasty? :rascal:
Hair of the dog and a pair of nice boobs to bury my face in 'till this hangover passes please nola ;)
Quote by poshkate
Seems you have had quite a few of SH's premier ladies passing through the Bar in its opening week Will ;)
Where the tipsy ladies go horny young gents will always follow :rascal:
Hope he means us... or he's for it :twisted:
We could do with some of those horny young gents to wait on, mind :lol2:
If he doesn't mean us I'll ban him
Of course Im talking of my two favorite sexy avatars! at your service 24/7 ladies :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
could i have a bacon n egg buttie please and a latte fair lady many thanks
Oooh got dragged away by domestic chores: a little late therefore, but anything for you my lovely!
Sex God
Quote by Big_Fraser
Of course Im talking of my two favorite sexy avatars! at your service 24/7 ladies :rascal:
PK... remember this ^^^ He said anything... :twisted:
During the current period of austerity it would appear that the more 'upmarket' bars are suffering worse than other hostelries. As a result I'd like to propose a rebranding of the SH Cocktail Bar, giving it a wider appeal, maybe in the form of a gastro pub?
To give it more 'street appeal' perhaps it needs a new name, so feel free to add your suggestions along with your drink and food orders below.
To start things off I'll add my idea first:
"The Cock in Hand"
Right, I'm off to the kitchen to fire up the Aga and switch on the bain maries. ;)
To give it more 'street appeal' perhaps it needs a new name, so feel free to add your suggestions along with your drink and food orders below.
To start things off I'll add my idea first:
"The Cock in Hand"
Right, I'm off to the kitchen to fire up the Aga and switch on the bain maries. ;)
Sex God
<<<< wanders in, Cock In Hand, takes a seat near the jacuzzi and wonders if anyone around to sort out a big sausage for her.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
<<<< wanders in, Cock In Hand, takes a seat near the jacuzzi and wonders if anyone around to sort out a big sausage for her.
I can offer you a trio of Best British Bangers, served with carrot and potato rosti, a caramelised onion compote, and a French onion and Dijon mustard jus.
The Cock Inn, is a lovely place to be anytime.
Quote by Cubes
During the current period of austerity it would appear that the more 'upmarket' bars are suffering worse than other hostelries. As a result I'd like to propose a rebranding of the SH Cocktail Bar, giving it a wider appeal, maybe in the form of a gastro pub?
To give it more 'street appeal' perhaps it needs a new name, so feel free to add your suggestions along with your drink and food orders below.
To start things off I'll add my idea first:
"The Cock in Hand"
Right, I'm off to the kitchen to fire up the Aga and switch on the bain maries. ;)
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
<<<< wanders in, Cock In Hand, takes a seat near the jacuzzi and wonders if anyone around to sort out a big sausage for her.
I can offer you a trio of Best British Bangers, served with carrot and potato rosti, a caramelised onion compote, and a French onion and Dijon mustard jus.
Ohhhh yes please, sounds just fine to me (bit posh though, was expecting a few baked beans, burned sausage, rubbery mushrooms and bacon, all swimming in a pool of fat)
Sex God
Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
and while we're here we'll have a full english with large mugs of tea please
Cant have Mugs of anything in here, Cubey gone all up market and he even put swanky bubbles in the jacuzzi and its all bubbly even though it isnt turned on yet :eeek:
Or maybe Cubes had the beans for breakfast
Sex God
Something long, strong and stiff bar person, please.
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
and while we're here we'll have a full english with large mugs of tea please
Cant have Mugs of anything in here, Cubey gone all up market and he even put swanky bubbles in the jacuzzi and its all bubbly even though it isnt turned on yet :eeek:
Or maybe Cubes had the beans for breakfast
Oops! Sorry, I forgot I was washing my smalls in there!
Quote by noladreams
Something long, strong and stiff bar person, please.
How about a cheeky little chilled Mexican with a wedge of lime? ;)
Sex God
ohhh glass of vino please barman and could I also trouble you for a bowl of olives please
Sex God
pour me another voddy n coke please....
Sex God
Ah, I haven't been in here for ages. Glad I chose a night when it was open.
A LARGE G&T (easy on the tonic) with ice and lime - and a glass of red for a night cap.
It's nice to be back!
Will
A LARGE G&T (easy on the tonic) with ice and lime - and a glass of red for a night cap.
It's nice to be back!
Will
Sex God
Quote by Cubes
During the current period of austerity it would appear that the more 'upmarket' bars are suffering worse than other hostelries. As a result I'd like to propose a rebranding of the SH Cocktail Bar, giving it a wider appeal, maybe in the form of a gastro pub?
To give it more 'street appeal' perhaps it needs a new name, so feel free to add your suggestions along with your drink and food orders below.
To start things off I'll add my idea first:
"The Cock in Hand"
Right, I'm off to the kitchen to fire up the Aga and switch on the bain maries. ;)
hmmm ... hate goin out 2 eat.....
can cook way better n quicker n anythin thats served 2 me...
theres a permanent rumour goin the rounds that i cant cook....
Sex God
I seem to be incredibly organised this morning (I'm not usually).
Joint is due out to rest in about 15 - 20 minutes, the roast potatoes are already in the main oven; there's a tin in the top oven with a drop of oil for the yorkshire and the flour and liquid for the batter is weighed out; a homemade apricot crumble ready and waiting and - most surprising of all - every bowl, chopping board, knife and utensil that I've used this morning all washed and draining! :shock:
I think I deserve a gin and tonic!
Anyone care to join me?
Will :cheers:
Joint is due out to rest in about 15 - 20 minutes, the roast potatoes are already in the main oven; there's a tin in the top oven with a drop of oil for the yorkshire and the flour and liquid for the batter is weighed out; a homemade apricot crumble ready and waiting and - most surprising of all - every bowl, chopping board, knife and utensil that I've used this morning all washed and draining! :shock:
I think I deserve a gin and tonic!
Anyone care to join me?
Will :cheers:
Sex God
Go on then Will... a G&T sounds perfect!
x
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Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Go on then Will... a G&T sounds perfect!
x
You know I can refuse you nothing
(MrFc finds himself semi naked in a deserted tesco car park)
Well that was weird I appear to have been in a parralel universe for the past couple of years :borg: it was some sort of fantasy world where I had to deal with things called... er.... problems:confused:
Anyway thank goodness I'm back in the real world
:bounce: Who's round is it 
Well that was weird
I appear to have been in a parralel universe for the past couple of years :borg: it was some sort of fantasy world where I had to deal with things called... er.... problems:confused:Anyway thank goodness I'm back in the real world
:bounce: Who's round is it 
Sex God
Quote by MrFC
(MrFc finds himself semi naked in a deserted tesco car park)
Well that was weird
Anyway thank goodness I'm back in the real world
Well, you were last seen heading for the bar :dunno:
:welcome: back, and yes its your round, mines a pint of Tetleys, do they sell that in here????
