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I've seen reference to this in one or two threads (forget which) and I think it was postie who appeared to have been proposed as the compiler of said dictionary. wink wink
Unless I've missed something (entirely possible) I don't think any progress has been made in this direction so I'd like to propose that a quiet corner of the library in SH Towers be dusted off, furnished with a writing desk, chair, inkwell and quill pen and made available to postie to start compiling the dictionary. innocent innocent
Now I hasten to add that this has absolutely nothing to do with the "Terminology" button in the "Information" section in the left margin of the forum window. :dry:
In order to kick things off I'm gonna submit "Chasing your own tail" for inclusion. :grin:
For those of you who are ignorant about these things this is not what dogs do when they go round and round in their basket or bed before lying down :doh: but more to do with an autoerotic activity that's denied to the girls, who literally aren't physically equipped for it! :therethere:
In a word the act/art of screwing yourself. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
And if anyone crashes in to say it just isn't possible they can have one of these in advance smackbottom because it is, as some of you will already know and be able to verify. :uhoh: redface redface
Definitions may be submitted in best handwriting on parchment to the Compiler of the SH Dictionary of Definitions (aka postie) c/o The Library, East Wing, SH Towers, or you could post 'em here and we can see if it runs. :undecided:
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Ooooooooh! I have a job at last!
I think, in my official capacity as SH library dude.... I shall file it alongside " auto-fellatio"... Bill Hicks does a fantastic sketch on it...
BH: if men could blow themselves, all you ladies in the audience would be sitting there on your own.............
..........watching an empty stage! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
First entry in! woo hoo...
i feel all useful now! Thanks Eagerslut!
Quote by postie
Ooooooooh! I have a job at last!
I think, in my official capacity as SH library dude.... I shall file it alongside " auto-fellatio"... Bill Hicks does a fantastic sketch on it...
BH: if men could blow themselves, all you ladies in the audience would be sitting there on your own.............

I do know one bloke who could do that, though since he's put on a fair bit of weight I don't think he can any more. He's also the only person I've met who genuinely does have a 12" knob (at least to my knowledge).
Quote by bhd1976
Ooooooooh! I have a job at last!
I think, in my official capacity as SH library dude.... I shall file it alongside " auto-fellatio"... Bill Hicks does a fantastic sketch on it...
BH: if men could blow themselves, all you ladies in the audience would be sitting there on your own.............

I do know one bloke who could do that, though since he's put on a fair bit of weight I don't think he can any more. He's also the only person I've met who genuinely does have a 12" knob (at least to my knowledge).
Erm.....................I know someone else who can also do it! redface redface redface redface
(Can be verified too!)
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