Quote by kentswingers777
Yep Mr K, absolutely spot on...
I think they enjoy seeing the poor UK entrant, sat alone in some forgotten corner of the Eurovision Hall, with a limp flag, half arsed flowers, glum faces and flat champagne, while the rest of the hall is jumping around celebrating the winning hit, Macedonias "Lick me like a Tea Leaf and Bungee me with your Love Spoon"
Then I think of The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Led Zep and so on and so on and feel remarkably good about our contribution musically.
Spot on Res.
If I was a female I would want your babies too. :shock: :shock:
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I don't know whether to be flattered or afraid, so I'll be aflatteraid. Which is also a good name non-fizzy pop.
It would be a potent genetic mix wouldn't it Mr K? I'm not sure the world would be ready for such lurid depravity on that scale... Lets just hope our hypothetical offspring would have your looks and my spelling ability, otherwise if it's the other way around, the poor bugger hasn't got much of a chance in life... ;-)
Be afraid...............very afraid.
Very funny though Res.....it would certainly have something to say about every subject. From Mozart to tree huggers and everything else in between.
Now this little conversation has me thinking, that a Mr Kent / Rezzer offspring, ghastly an apparition as that may seem would be the kind of person who would have very definite natural instincts... for example...
... they'd believe everything written in "The Sun" was right, but they'd also be able to point out the spelling mistakes, factual innaccuracies and seldom get past page three without a lie down...
or
... they'd be a liberal tree hugging lefty arselicker (c)... who wants Jeremy Clarkson as Minister for Transport and Gaunty for PM and all asylum seekers fed as mince to the poor...
So let's open this genetic free for all to everybody, if you could do a Jeff Goldblum from "The Fly" and fuse the SH genetics of two (or more) SH folk... Who would it be and what would the result be?
(Please try to keep it nice... unless it is REALLY REALLY funny...) ;-)
