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I nominate Sarah and Shireen for the fluffy SH handcuffs - get your hands out of the ads girls!!
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Sorry Jags but I was hoping to find a nice girlie for myself redface
Quote by Shireen_Mids
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Sorry Jags but I was hoping to find a nice girlie for myself redface

I LOVE it when you started sending xxx with each report... kept my spirits up!
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:lol2: :lol2: I sat here thinking the Mods are gonna kill me :giggle:
wonders wtf Shireen is up to............ rotflmao
Dont tell me you are stuck in on a fri nite too :cry:
dee xx
sad sad sad Steve is away tonight and tomorrow night so I am stuck at home with the kids and no babysitter sad sad sad
Have a guess who is horny as well redface
I'm bored Jags, he is in bed not felling very well.
If I had the buttons I would lock the twats up / delete them my self :evil2:
Can I have the loan of your buttons??
Will these do?? lol
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:lol2: :lol2: I sat here thinking the Mods are gonna kill me :giggle:

If THIS Mod could have got her hands round your neck it might have happened! I'm going to come into the chatrooms tonight and run amok... lol lol
Seriously - I wish MORE people would do what you and Sarah have been doing. It helps enormously. Kept me busy and my mind off my raging cold!
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Shireen...........bring the kids over...........leave Rich babysitting and we could hit the town.
I sooooooooooooo need a girly nite out {sex not necessary lol }
dee xx
:bounce: :bounce: You are welcome to come and run amok :giggle:
And you are welcome kiss
Look at it this way
We read, we report, you delete, it saves you having to look at all those awful cock shots Jags lol
It must save you loads of time reading them all lol lol
Sorry, I was really looking for a fireman in uniform :twisted:
Fairy Godmother here to grant wishes Jags
exactly what do you want doing? (yep I'm bored and have a cold too, >>> passes lemsip)
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:bounce: :bounce: You are welcome to come and run amok :giggle:
And you are welcome kiss

If I could even get in the frigging things I'd be happy!
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Shireen and I want buttons......................
Maybe we should start a campaigne lol
lmao @ jags.........calm down calm down
Can we have a girly room with no guys or directors?
dee xx
:shock: :shock: :shock: Dee there isn't anyone that is brave enough to babysit my kids!!..... Just ask Dawn :lol2:
It's a lovely though Dee but the kids are in bed now and I have to be here pretty early on Sunday as daughter has a friend coming over rolleyes sad
Thanks for the offer hun kiss
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Look at it this way
We read, we report, you delete, it saves you having to look at all those awful cock shots Jags lol
It must save you loads of time reading them all lol lol
Sorry, I was really looking for a fireman in uniform :twisted:

Oh.. aren't cock shots just the pits!! Hate them.
I do read them but take much more pleasure in deleting the idiots who can't be arsed to read or stick to the rules!
How about a fireman OUT of uniform??? Was talking to Fred Flintstone last night for AGES and AGES - he's a fireman out of uniform!!
lol lol
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Fairy Godmother here to grant wishes Jags
exactly what do you want doing? (yep I'm bored and have a cold too, >>> passes lemsip)

Ooooooooooooh! Grant wishes??? HOW many wishes do I have granted??
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
Lemsip? Pah! Only a placebo!
lol lol kiss
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Ooooooooooooh! Grant wishes??? HOW many wishes do I have granted??
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
Lemsip? Pah! Only a placebo!
lol lol kiss

Nah... you need a good single malt wink
Quote by cu3b4ll
Ooooooooooooh! Grant wishes??? HOW many wishes do I have granted??
1) Wine brought round
2) Shoulders massaged
3) Sweet sweet sensual soothing sweet sweet sexual sensations
4) More wine brought round
Lemsip? Pah! Only a placebo!
lol lol kiss

Nah... you need a good single malt wink
Highland Park for first preference
Laphroiag for second
Hope The Laird isn't reading this!!
lol lol
I'm sure he will be along in a bit lol
BTW how are we doing??
Have we got them all yet?? lol lol lol
ALL - they're frigging never ending!
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Laphroiag for second
Hope The Laird isn't reading this!!
lol lol

We have some laphroiag and some Talisker :grin:
I have stopped now Jags.... I have perved them all redface
I think they have eased off for a bit :shock:
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How about a fireman OUT of uniform??? Was talking to Fred Flintstone last night for AGES and AGES - he's a fireman out of uniform!!
lol lol

<<<<<<< Tip toes bravelly in to the girly conversation confused
Er no uniform but I happen to have a fire engine lying around at home is that of any use innocent
That will do Sheddy!!..... My house now please :rascal:
Can you pick me up on the way?? lol
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Sorry Jags but I was hoping to find a nice girlie for myself redface

Can you find one for me too please hunni? My luck with blokes seems to be as good as my luck with the Lottery confused Needless to say, I still freakin skint too ! sad
I seem to have about as much luck as you Sassy sad *Big sigh*
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Have we got them all yet?? lol lol lol

ALL weekend... never ending... more and more ads being reported.... rising tide... feel like King Canute... ever so glad they're doing it... fingers worn to a the nail.... warnings for hidden email... warnings for hidden telephone numbers... deactivating persistent offenders.... emailing those with no sense... it just goes on and on and on and on and on!
lol
To be serious for a moment :shock: these two have been doing GREAT work all weekend in helping to keep the site idiot free and I have to send them both a big bagful of
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss each.
Ta you two...
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