
Anyone on SH got a spare mattress-full of money or manage a bank that still has some?

What would you like to see on such an island? Weekly drop shipment from Durex? And probably Duracell? Suncream dispensers in every chalet?
Any other suggestions?
Quote by Mrsgoggins
Suncream dispensers in every chalet?
Any other suggestions?
Quote by westerross
We're going to propose that Easylay put on a weekly flight to the island.
Quote by Ms_Whips
What a great idea...
Judging from other peoples experiences however, I think we'd need a net to skim the communal Jacuzzi once in a while, otherwise it'd end up looking like scrambled egg within a week. :shock:
Quote by The_third_man
Ok, here is my list of demands
Surf, surfboards so i dont have t bring one
Dusky Maidens, local and smelling of coconut oil
a small but productive fishing industry, Lobster, fresh fish, oysters, lots of shell fish.
Wine, white, crisp and refreshing (hpefully will be working up a sweat)
Red, fr sitting out on the decking in the evening chatting under the stars.
someone to unpack, wash and repack clothes
Hot and cold running water
Condoms
more condoms
more to come...........
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what sort of costume would you like the horses dressed in Whips ?
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its not always neccessary to skim the jacuzzi. At city spa there used to be a fat black fella and if you gave him enough to drink he would fall asleep in the tub with his mouth wide open. If you adjusted his position carefully it saved having to skim the top of the water at all.
Quote by The_third_man
Ok, here is my list of demands
Surf, surfboards so i dont have t bring one
Dusky Maidens, local and smelling of coconut oil
a small but productive fishing industry, Lobster, fresh fish, oysters, lots of shell fish.
Wine, white, crisp and refreshing (hpefully will be working up a sweat)
Red, fr sitting out on the decking in the evening chatting under the stars.
someone to unpack, wash and repack clothes
Hot and cold running water
Condoms
more condoms
more to come...........