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Following a discussion with another SH member we've come up with a brilliant idea. We want to purchase a small tropical island and set it up as a retreat for members of Swinging Heaven to use exclusively. We're going to propose that Easyjet lay on a weekly flight to the island. As one group goes out another will come back so the plane will always be full. Only members of SH will know about it and all we need is the money to buy said island. rolleyes
Anyone on SH got a spare mattress-full of money or manage a bank that still has some? biggrin
What would you like to see on such an island? Weekly drop shipment from Durex? And probably Duracell? Suncream dispensers in every chalet?
Any other suggestions?
Unknown User
something to get sand out from those difficult to reach places lol
Unknown User
Quote by Mrsgoggins
Suncream dispensers in every chalet?
Any other suggestions?

Why have a chalet confused:
Build a "Longhouse". I am sure there are enough builders on SH to get things going.
I would like to see an Internet Link so that all those at home in SH Land could see what they are missing.
Anyone know if you can buy "Double Sun Loungers" :?:
medic_1
Resonance
Sex God
What a great idea...
Judging from other peoples experiences however, I think we'd need a net to skim the communal Jacuzzi once in a while, otherwise it'd end up looking like scrambled egg within a week. :shock:
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Do you get the complete works of Shakespeare anyway ??
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
Do you get the complete works of Shakespeare anyway ??

To read or as props/elevation devices? :shock:
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Is Iceland still going cheap?
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Mrsgoggins
We're going to propose that Easylay put on a weekly flight to the island.

Anyone want to set up a new airline?? :giggle:
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Resonance
Sex God
Quote by benrums0n
Is Iceland still going cheap?

lol
And you may even get Kerry Katona and Colleen Nolan going as part of the deal...
The geothermal springs would be nice, but the sea would be a bit bracing...
Unknown User
Quote by westerross
We're going to propose that Easylay put on a weekly flight to the island.

Anyone want to set up a new airline?? :giggle:
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Oi!! Stop misquoting me :shock:
But great name for an airline as most of the occupants will probably try to join the Mile-high club on the way out! lol
Lost
Sex God
Quote by Ms_Whips
What a great idea...
Judging from other peoples experiences however, I think we'd need a net to skim the communal Jacuzzi once in a while, otherwise it'd end up looking like scrambled egg within a week. :shock:

eugh! res that has to be one of the most gag making images i've had for quite a while. no hand up for that job here!!
mrs g, lots of nice towels and sheets please. oooo and a horse or two to ride and the wonderful beaches.
whips
Your not happy bout this scenario are you whips lol
Are ya listening res rotflmao
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Its not always neccessary to skim the jacuzzi. At city spa there used to be a fat black fella and if you gave him enough to drink he would fall asleep in the tub with his mouth wide open. If you adjusted his position carefully it saved having to skim the top of the water at all.
Woohoo
Mod
I very occasionally send bad people to an island innocent
SilkandBigG
Sex God
what about a sideshow stall with them ducks you get on a hook, every one a winner!
SilkandBigG
Sex God
what sort of costume would you like the horses dressed in Whips ?
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Silk and Big G
what about a sideshow stall with them ducks you get on a hook, every one a winner!

And waltzers with a scruffy yet inexplicably sexy man saying stuff like "You wanna go faster? You'll have to scream louder."
:rascal:
Unknown User
Ok, here is my list of demands
Surf, surfboards so i dont have t bring one
Dusky Maidens, local and smelling of coconut oil
a small but productive fishing industry, Lobster, fresh fish, oysters lol , lots of shell fish.
Wine, white, crisp and refreshing (hpefully will be working up a sweat smile)
Red, fr sitting out on the decking in the evening chatting under the stars.
someone to unpack, wash and repack clothes
Hot and cold running water
Condoms
more condoms
more to come...........
Unknown User
Quote by The_third_man
Ok, here is my list of demands
Surf, surfboards so i dont have t bring one
Dusky Maidens, local and smelling of coconut oil
a small but productive fishing industry, Lobster, fresh fish, oysters lol , lots of shell fish.
Wine, white, crisp and refreshing (hpefully will be working up a sweat smile)
Red, fr sitting out on the decking in the evening chatting under the stars.
someone to unpack, wash and repack clothes
Hot and cold running water
Condoms
more condoms
more to come...........

What on earth do you want clothes for? :shock:
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I'm shy redface
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Bloody hell you lot, reading the posts on here I think nowt better than Dubai will do for you lol
Virgin Airlines will not do anyway...... (think about it) wink
medic_1
Unknown User
ive been 'instructed' to present myself as 'buffer'
lp
SilkandBigG
Sex God
Quote by Ms_Whips
what sort of costume would you like the horses dressed in Whips ?

well i'd like andalusians (spanish horses for those who don't know the breed) as they are great for riding without saddlery. very comfy! then i'll wear latex and hope i don't slip lol
whips
Silky says can we have half Andalusians and half pure bred Arabians? Shes fine with the latex.
Unknown User
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its not always neccessary to skim the jacuzzi. At city spa there used to be a fat black fella and if you gave him enough to drink he would fall asleep in the tub with his mouth wide open. If you adjusted his position carefully it saved having to skim the top of the water at all.

if ever there was a need for a vomit emoticon....its now!!!!! :shock: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Redpantherman
Sex God
Quote by The_third_man
Ok, here is my list of demands
Surf, surfboards so i dont have t bring one
Dusky Maidens, local and smelling of coconut oil
a small but productive fishing industry, Lobster, fresh fish, oysters lol , lots of shell fish.
Wine, white, crisp and refreshing (hpefully will be working up a sweat smile)
Red, fr sitting out on the decking in the evening chatting under the stars.
someone to unpack, wash and repack clothes
Hot and cold running water
Condoms
more condoms
more to come...........

Sooooo I'm gonna be the simple island dude who's short of a few coconuts on his tree then! evil
Nicekat
Sexpert
A bible in every hotel room but we will never read them as there will be to much to do, never a spare moment. Or we can use them to prop open the doors lol
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Quote by __random_orbit__
ive been 'instructed' to present myself as 'buffer'
lp

Buffer or fluffer??? wink
foxylady2209
Sex God
We'll need some of those striped wind-breaks. And matching deck chairs.
The men will need hankies with their corners tied - can't go getting sunburn on the old pate.
Buckets and spades please - there won't be any kids, but someone may want to build a sandcastle.
And we absolutely MUST have a proper ice-cream machine. Permanently full of Mr Whippy with squeezy bottles of that drippy strawberry syrup.
And the words to 'E Viva Espana' for the sign-alongs.