SH Olympics

5 Jul 2004

With Athens just around the corner it is time to inaugerate the SH olympics
Now obviously the events need to be decided by the olymic committee which we havent got rolleyes

YET please apply below for membership
Naturally enough certain events will be incorporated such as
The showering competition
Beanbag shaving competition
Synchronied Goldfish swimming competition
But we need more ...so any suggestions gratefully received
and remember its not the taking part its the winning that counts lol

5 Jul 2004

Hi
I would like to apply for press and media officer
Cee

5 Jul 2004

Muff diving. lol

5 Jul 2004

wank race or maybe the girls could run the vibrator relay pass it on when you come , i could watch that lol

5 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
wank race or maybe the girls could run the vibrator relay pass it on when you come , i could watch that

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

5 Jul 2004

Maybe some of the Scottish guys could toss their cabers - that'd be worth watching.
Rachel
wink

5 Jul 2004

Hoopla
I have some hoops but we would need volunteers for the La confused

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Dawn :silly:

5 Jul 2004

now we know what you were doing for the avatar lol

5 Jul 2004

Womens cycling, with dildos for saddles :twisted:

5 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
wank race or maybe the girls could run the vibrator relay pass it on when you come , i could watch that

Or just a plain old vibrator race like this

5 Jul 2004

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

5 Jul 2004

In a wank race does the winner always cum first biggrin

5 Jul 2004

or could it be cums furthest?

5 Jul 2004

Well, any of us who have ever received the compliment "You could fuck for England" now get a chance to do that. lol

Mike.

5 Jul 2004

is that an insult to the scots though? bet you someone thinks so

5 Jul 2004

Well, the Scots are allowed to compete as well, also Lithuanians and Lapps etc etc....but we English can't fuck for Scotland can we? I can't see how iI could have offended anyone....
confused

Mike.

5 Jul 2004

I prefer more traditional events. Nothing wrong with a good ol' fashioned triple jump!! No??........
Mr RSAB2.

5 Jul 2004

:bounce: What about a long jump ?? :bounce:
Or at least 3 or 4 hours anyway ?? dunno

Dan

5 Jul 2004

Spentathlon?
Pissed 'till shooting!
Wrestling with the chicken? :confused:
But I would like some old fashioned Bollox lobbing (Davej current world champion)

5 Jul 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Hoopla
I have some hoops but we would need volunteers for the La :
Dawn :silly:

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Could always go in for the... sex Marathon... Hop,Skip and a Jump!... Or hell lets get into rowing and who wants sit on the Cox?? The 4x4 relay (wahey) and then we could go for the "un-Dressage"

6 Jul 2004

Quote by midlandsmale39
is that an insult to the scots though? bet you someone thinks so

No, England already is fucked!!! lol

:lol: :lol:

6 Jul 2004

pool sports ....
Synchonised swinging?
field events ...
pole vaulting ;)
triple jump (for those wanting MMMF)
Calista x

6 Jul 2004

i was never any good really at olympic type stuff..... my talenets lie more in the "indoor sports" lol
lol

6 Jul 2004

what about the solo donnig of the condom... the appropriate erect state would be achieved during the ready set GO
then there is the team ( of two ) event second competitor to be of a gender of your choice, but in this case a state of flaccidity is required and the second partner has to arouse and then "dress" the partner competitor, this can be done manually or orally, or maybe if there is enough interest this can be split into two events
then there is the relay event, sorry ladies a male only event.
all start flaccid
2 arouses 1, dresses him, 3 arouses 2 and dresses him......... you get the picture til 1 arouses 4 and the checquered flag goes down as it is fully unfurled!!
goes back to silly bunker
gilbert

6 Jul 2004

Naked beach volleyball (women only)
All the swimming events should involve the breaststroke lol

6 Jul 2004

And there is nothing mentioned about the bendy,trim,muscular gymnast lot yet!!!
Not a mention of the "Box" the "Rings" or what they get up when they play with their "hoop"
:twisted:

6 Jul 2004

How about a naked wheel barrow race? Sounds pretty good to me. Any one agree? Also for the experts out there a naked wheel barrow race without hands? Lmao you can all but try! hump

6 Jul 2004

Quote by CG26M
How about a naked wheel barrow race? Sounds pretty good to me. Any one agree? Also for the experts out there a naked wheel barrow race without hands? Lmao you can all but try!

I once got carpet burns on my face from a wheelbarrow race once redface

probably best not remembered.
Calista x

6 Jul 2004

The Marathon could be fun with the old viagra????

6 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
The Marathon could be fun with the old viagra????

i'd have thought the three legged race would be better with viagra confused

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Calista x