Quote by freckledbird
wonder if all rents etc could be paid in kind
I'd be up for that!!!
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In Shrewsbury theres an alley way called 'Grope lane' :twisted:
Quote by heandtr
Mayfair should be "shag free zone"...
because if you own it....
no one ever lands on it
Helen
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i beg to differ on that one. well i forever land on it when someone else owns it.. you land on it once and if you survive the £2000 horror, there is a shy of releife but then i go and land on it a second time (bloody advance to mayfair card... bastard!) and the words like "what a absoulte Git" come to mind
just incase ya was all wondering i'm still working on it!!!
JGL
Quote by Silk and Big G
Ok I think it was Miss Blue , in the carpark , with the digi-cam.
Am I right ?? ( have i got the right game?)
G
Errr I think that's Cluedo.... We are talking about Monopoly - the money game. Please try to pay attention.......... otherwise you will be sent to jail for some serious discipline
Sex God
I was on my way home today and was thinking about SH (as you would on the M1) and I thought that maybe some original Monopoly features could remain on SH opoly. In particular I thought of the Waterworks (for any water sports fans out there)
Bev
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Bev
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Quote by freckledbird
I was on my way home today and was thinking about SH (as you would on the M1) and I thought that maybe some original Monopoly features could remain on SH opoly. In particular I thought of the Waterworks (for any water sports fans out there)
Bev
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Well... I'm all for that! Cheers Bev :P :P
Sex God
:shock: you're all for the watersports ?
ahem...moving swiftly on.........
ahem...moving swiftly on.........
Sex God
This morning I spent four hours (seriously
) engaged in a Monopoly marathon with an 11-year old.If only I'd have known about the SH version!
Sex God
Quote by TheLovelyOne
Can I be Community Chest?
:shock: I know you said you're buxom, but thatbuxom?
Sex God
You'd have to edit some of the Community Chest and Chance cards :-
"Bonk Error in your favour : Collect 200 shags."
"Get Out of Jail Free : This card permits you one visit to a swingers club without your partner ever knowing!"
"Bonk pays you dividend of £50 (But pimp takes £40)"
"You won second prize in a Bukkake contest! Collect £10 and a wet wipe!"
I still think it is a winner though!
"Bonk Error in your favour : Collect 200 shags."
"Get Out of Jail Free : This card permits you one visit to a swingers club without your partner ever knowing!"
"Bonk pays you dividend of £50 (But pimp takes £40)"
"You won second prize in a Bukkake contest! Collect £10 and a wet wipe!"
I still think it is a winner though!
Sex God
Chance card could be changed to bareback pregnancy and death cards :shock: OKOKOKOKOK i'm sorry but hey what the heck 
Community chest could also be a box full of condoms
Free parking - but only after midnight with dogging protocols in place.
Collecting rent could be bartered or exchanged in kind for clothing or favours,
And the Banker has to be able to repeat
:D
Community chest could also be a box full of condoms
Free parking - but only after midnight with dogging protocols in place.
Collecting rent could be bartered or exchanged in kind for clothing or favours,
And the Banker has to be able to repeat
:D
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Community chest could also be a box full of condoms
That'd be handy 'cos you only get two condoms every time you pass Go.
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Sex God
Having just been doing some research (I'm so sad! ) I'd like to suggest:
Crapstone and Wetwang as squares on the SHopoly board.
I love rude sounding place names!
) I'd like to suggest:Crapstone and Wetwang as squares on the SHopoly board.
I love rude sounding place names!
Sex God
SHopoly: we could have:
LUSTer Square
(Maryle)BONE Station
And the (in)CUM tax would have to be abolished - we couldn't have a tax on CUM, could we!
LUSTer Square
(Maryle)BONE Station
And the (in)CUM tax would have to be abolished - we couldn't have a tax on CUM, could we!
Sex God
Quote by MikeNorth
And the (in)CUM tax would have to be abolished - we couldn't have a tax on CUM, could we!
That's sexist! The Equality Commission would argue they should have outcum tax as well.
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Sex God
Quote by skegnessswingers...and what is wrong with Community Chest may I ask?
Replace the Waterworks and Electricity Co with Durex Ltd. and KY Jelly Co.
Replace Chance and Community Chest with Forums and WBB's Chest
Replace Free Parking with Doggers Site
Pieces:
1 - A Car with the windows open
2 - A man walking a dog - yeah right!
3 - Pair Handcuffs
4 - Double Ender
5 - A Double Bed -broken underneath ( Trust us, we know about this! )
6 - Tube of KY
replace Income Tax and Super Tax with Dose of Clap and Time of the Month
