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I was a stowaway
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I was a stowaway
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I was a stowaway
Sex God
Quote by Lost
Shamelessly taken from somewhere on the interweb
Frigging in the Rigging
'Twas on the good ship Venus,
By Christ you should have seen us--
The figurehead was a whore in bed
And the mast a throbbing penis.
Chorus:
Frigging in the rigging, frigging in the rigging,
Frigging in the rigging, there was fuck-all else to do.
The captain of that lugger,
He was a dirty bugger.
He wasn't fit to shovel shit
From one place to another.
The bosun's name was Carter,
A very musical farter.
He could fart anything from "God Save the King"
To Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata."
The captain's name was Morgan;
By Christ he was a gorgon,
And every day sweet tunes he'd play
On his reproductive organ.
The captain's wife was Charlotte;
She was a natural harlot.
All through the night her thighs shone white,
By morning they were scarlet.
The cook's name was O'Malley;
He didn't dilly-dally.
He shot his bolt with such a jolt
It whitewashed half the galley.
The first mate's name was Andy;
By Christ he had a dandy,
'Til they crushed his cock with broken rock
For coming in the brandy.
The captain's daughter Mabel,
Lay on the wardroom table,
And all the crew would come and screw
As oft as they were able.
The captain's other daughter
Fell in the deep sea water.
Delighted squeals revealed the eels
Had found her sexual quarter.
The engineer was Cooper;
By Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked
Himself into a stupor.
The coxswain's name was Hopper;
By Christ he had a whopper--
Twice 'round the deck, once 'round his neck,
Then up his ass for a stopper.
The ship's dog's name was Rover;
The whole crew turned him over.
They ground and ground that faithful hound
From Shanghai back to Dover.
The ship's cat's name was Kitty;
Her hole was black and shitty.
But shit or not, she had a twat,
And the Captain knew no pity.
'Twas in the Adriatic,
Where the water's almost static,
That the rise and fall of ass and ball
Was almost automatic.
On the trip to Buenos Aires,
We buggered all the fairies.
We got the syph at Tenerife,
And the clap in the Canaries.
And when we reached our station,
And to our great elation
The ship was sunk in a sea of spunk
And Lost, I'm hijacking... Great stuff this - and kinda makes me smile a little and think of the Winchy one! :rose: and :cheers:
Sex God
Middle of the face you lie,
Not really thought of by and by,
Yet sworn at if red and sore
Or making a loud snore
Oh little nose so strange so odd
all alone on your tod,
How do you feel good or bad?
being one does it make you sad
I would like to give you praise
For adding smell to my days
For giving me the powers
to breath and sniff 24 hours.
So when I fail to realise
you sitting below my eyes
fill me with a need to sneeze
Drive me nuts you little tease
Not really thought of by and by,
Yet sworn at if red and sore
Or making a loud snore
Oh little nose so strange so odd
all alone on your tod,
How do you feel good or bad?
being one does it make you sad
I would like to give you praise
For adding smell to my days
For giving me the powers
to breath and sniff 24 hours.
So when I fail to realise
you sitting below my eyes
fill me with a need to sneeze
Drive me nuts you little tease
Another day gone by
another life i let slip by
another man i turned down tonight
another chance to love pushed aside...
another look at what could be..
another look at me to see..
just how scared i am to be
another girl whos loved by thee..
why cant i just say yes
why do i have to always jest
why do i walk away or run..
why dont i give in an have fun?
fuck it fuck it all.
another life i let slip by
another man i turned down tonight
another chance to love pushed aside...
another look at what could be..
another look at me to see..
just how scared i am to be
another girl whos loved by thee..
why cant i just say yes
why do i have to always jest
why do i walk away or run..
why dont i give in an have fun?
fuck it fuck it all.
Sex God
my little willy likes attention
Far too much to really mention
At the start of every morning
He's awake before i'm yawning.
In my hands I must him take
Then five minutes, pull and shake
If any longer it will take
I'll stop or else kids will wake
then its shouting and balling too
To get rid of em til i'm through.
They must really wonder why
If the door opens I roll over, gone all shy.
Oh tell me please im not on my own
And other people suffer in their home
kids are there to stop and thank
For the ruin of almost every AM wa*K
Far too much to really mention
At the start of every morning
He's awake before i'm yawning.
In my hands I must him take
Then five minutes, pull and shake
If any longer it will take
I'll stop or else kids will wake
then its shouting and balling too
To get rid of em til i'm through.
They must really wonder why
If the door opens I roll over, gone all shy.
Oh tell me please im not on my own
And other people suffer in their home
kids are there to stop and thank
For the ruin of almost every AM wa*K
Sex God
Now is not the time for folly
Grab your hat coat and brolly
Ehough its damn cold by golly
Stay cheerful nice and jolly
Grab your hat coat and brolly
Ehough its damn cold by golly
Stay cheerful nice and jolly
Sex God
More than a year ago
You came into my life
And tore it apart
I picked myself up, survived
But i will never forget.
You came into my life
And tore it apart
I picked myself up, survived
But i will never forget.
Sex God
Excitement of new
beginnings, which promise
much. He makes me swoon.
beginnings, which promise
much. He makes me swoon.
It’s all I can do…
I tried and I try
I’m still aching for you!
Ever since I met you-
(You landed in my eye!) -
It’s all I can do…
Like a sweet ,
That life should contrive,
I’m just aching for you!
I can’t talk to you!
So this piece I write.
It’s all I can do…
No matter what I do,
I barely survive,
I’m sooo aching for you!
God will strike me if I lie!
And with this I’ll summarize:
Baby, It’s all I can do…
I’m really, r e a l l y, aching for you
I tried and I try
I’m still aching for you!
Ever since I met you-
(You landed in my eye!) -
It’s all I can do…
Like a sweet ,
That life should contrive,
I’m just aching for you!
I can’t talk to you!
So this piece I write.
It’s all I can do…
No matter what I do,
I barely survive,
I’m sooo aching for you!
God will strike me if I lie!
And with this I’ll summarize:
Baby, It’s all I can do…
I’m really, r e a l l y, aching for you
Sex God
BECAUSE YOU DIED
Because you died, my life was changed
And plans I made were re-arranged
Baby things you would'nt use
Littered our home, all in two's
Because you died, my daughter came
And gave me reason to smile again
Your places, still empty, I never could fill
But she kept me busy and strenghthened my will
I still had a space though, as I'd lost two
My thoughts again were turning to you
You heard me calling and sent me a son
Your places still empty, but your siblings live on
Because you died I find I have learned
About love and compassion and heartache and hurt
A son and a daughter that can't take your places
But I see your shadows, when I look in their faces
Because you died, my life was changed
And plans I made were re-arranged
Baby things you would'nt use
Littered our home, all in two's
Because you died, my daughter came
And gave me reason to smile again
Your places, still empty, I never could fill
But she kept me busy and strenghthened my will
I still had a space though, as I'd lost two
My thoughts again were turning to you
You heard me calling and sent me a son
Your places still empty, but your siblings live on
Because you died I find I have learned
About love and compassion and heartache and hurt
A son and a daughter that can't take your places
But I see your shadows, when I look in their faces
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
BECAUSE YOU DIED
Because you died, my life was changed
And plans I made were re-arranged
Baby things you would'nt use
Littered our home, all in two's
Because you died, my daughter came
And gave me reason to smile again
Your places, still empty, I never could fill
But she kept me busy and strenghtened my will
I still had a space though, as I'd lost two
My thoughts again were turning to you
You heard me calling and sent me a son
Your places still empty, but your siblings live on
Because you died I find I have learned
About love and compassion and heartache and hurt
A son and a daughter that can't take your places
But I see your shadows, when I look in their faces
Sitting here listening to Evanesence (My Immortal) and reading that bought a tear to my eye
Sex God
I love that song Steve xxxx
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
I love that song Steve xxxx
Me too
Coupled with your lovely poem it was a moving period ..
Sex God
When first I said may be
I saw an apricot gold
but all she saw was orange
now I stay away from may be.
I saw an apricot gold
but all she saw was orange
now I stay away from may be.
As you raise your glass in celebration, let your thoughts be of those no longer around
Loved ones and friends who rest in another world, free from pain and anguish
Unseen by human eyes but always there by your side and in your heart
Let a smile trace your lips as you recall happier days and memories sweet
When their laughter brightened your day and the sun warmed their face
Now mere shadows to follow and guide you. Be comforted by their spirit
As you raise your glass in celebration, let your thoughts be of those no longer aorund
and may the toast be 'To absent friends'
for my dearest friend superman72...I miss you so much
Loved ones and friends who rest in another world, free from pain and anguish
Unseen by human eyes but always there by your side and in your heart
Let a smile trace your lips as you recall happier days and memories sweet
When their laughter brightened your day and the sun warmed their face
Now mere shadows to follow and guide you. Be comforted by their spirit
As you raise your glass in celebration, let your thoughts be of those no longer aorund
and may the toast be 'To absent friends'
for my dearest friend superman72...I miss you so much
Sex God
Quote by Firelizard
BECAUSE YOU DIED
Because you died, my life was changed
And plans I made were re-arranged
Baby things you would'nt use
Littered our home, all in two's
Because you died, my daughter came
And gave me reason to smile again
Your places, still empty, I never could fill
But she kept me busy and strenghthened my will
I still had a space though, as I'd lost two
My thoughts again were turning to you
You heard me calling and sent me a son
Your places still empty, but your siblings live on
Because you died I find I have learned
About love and compassion and heartache and hurt
A son and a daughter that can't take your places
But I see your shadows, when I look in their faces
Just beautiful.
Christmas poem
He laid her on the table,
So white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
He rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck and then her breast,
And then he felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
He gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide -- he looked inside,
All was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched out his arms,
...And then he stuffed the turkey.
Sex God
Christmas is coming,
and we should be getting fat.
Who forgot to defrost the turkey,
and is feeling a bit of a tw*t
and we should be getting fat.
Who forgot to defrost the turkey,
and is feeling a bit of a tw*t
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits .
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits .
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
Sex God
:rotflmao: Love that Anais xxxx
Hi everyone by the way. Here's one of many poems that I have written. It's not my best, but it's the first one I turned to.
Here we go again
A familiar story
blended with predictability
Same time, same surprise
filled with vulnerability
You chose to ignore your words
A trusted sense of guilt
Close your eyes
It will all go away
Here we go again
A familiar story
blended with predictability
Same time, same surprise
filled with vulnerability
You chose to ignore your words
A trusted sense of guilt
Close your eyes
It will all go away
Quote by anais
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits .
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
hmmmm anais....have ya been eying up my boobies then :giggle:
Sex God
Quote by Reject24
Hi everyone by the way. Here's one of many poems that I have written. It's not my best, but it's the first one I turned to.
Here we go again
A familiar story
blended with predictability
Same time, same surprise
filled with vulnerability
You chose to ignore your words
A trusted sense of guilt
Close your eyes
It will all go away
:welcome: to the forum.
And great poem.
Sex God
Quote by noladreams30
Excitement of new
beginnings, which promise
much. He makes me swoon.
:doh: Guess I spoke too soon!
A friend of mine has just been given six months to live. She's 25. I wrote this poem very quickly in order to release some grief.
Beneath the fragility of time we stand alone
Thinking of the warmth that others have shown
As the memories linger like clouds in the sky
Friends all gather for the last goodbye
A ife so precious, so filled with love
A beautiful sunset, sent from above
Please atnd tall, with lost sisters and brothers
You'll always live on, in the hearts of others.
Beneath the fragility of time we stand alone
Thinking of the warmth that others have shown
As the memories linger like clouds in the sky
Friends all gather for the last goodbye
A ife so precious, so filled with love
A beautiful sunset, sent from above
Please atnd tall, with lost sisters and brothers
You'll always live on, in the hearts of others.
My heart sings because you love me
Its own opera, unchained melody
I love you, adore you without measure
This second chance, a gift I'll treasure
I will love you fully and wholly, without remit
And joyfully submerse myself in it
I will drown in your smile, and melt in your arms
My soul will dance in the midst of your charms
So perfect, so right, this love divine
Except the fact that you are not mine
No matter, our entiwined hearts were meant to be
and I will wait till they are, for eternity.
:inlove:
Its own opera, unchained melody
I love you, adore you without measure
This second chance, a gift I'll treasure
I will love you fully and wholly, without remit
And joyfully submerse myself in it
I will drown in your smile, and melt in your arms
My soul will dance in the midst of your charms
So perfect, so right, this love divine
Except the fact that you are not mine
No matter, our entiwined hearts were meant to be
and I will wait till they are, for eternity.
:inlove:
Sex God
Quote by Bonedigger
My heart sings because you love me
Its own opera, unchained melody
I love you, adore you without measure
This second chance, a gift I'll treasure
I will love you fully and wholly, without remit
And joyfully submerse myself in it
I will drown in your smile, and melt in your arms
My soul will dance in the midst of your charms
So perfect, so right, this love divine
Except the fact that you are not mine
No matter, our entiwined hearts were meant to be
and I will wait till they are, for eternity.
:inlove:
Wow. Stunning.
