SH Pre-election poll.

21 Apr 2005

One of the creeds I live by is never to discuss religion or politics (or what looks good on the wife wink

). But if they can claim to judge public opinion by selling coloured sausages in the local butchers why shouldn't we - the Great British Swinging public - provide the pundits and spin doctors with our opinions?
After all, the butchers poll is only a refelction of local opinion. We're spread across the length and breadth of the British Isles and represent a far wider section of the community than any Mori poll could ever wish to cover.
Please don't use this as a platform to launch your own personal election policies (unless it includes free condoms and more sex :bounce: ) - let's just see who we think will win.

21 Apr 2005

Great Idea Cu3b4ll.
Which party was it that was offering free condoms and more sex?
John
smile

21 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
Great Idea Cu3b4ll.
Which party was it that was offering free condoms and more sex?
John

I think that might only be Blue's party wink

21 Apr 2005

Quote by cu3b4ll
One of the creeds I live by is never to discuss religion or politics (or what looks good on the wife ). But if they can claim to judge public opinion by selling coloured sausages in the local butchers why shouldn't we - the Great British Swinging public - provide the pundits and spin doctors with our opinions?
After all, the butchers poll is only a refelction of local opinion. We're spread across the length and breadth of the British Isles and represent a far wider section of the community than any Mori poll could ever wish to cover.
Please don't use this as a platform to launch your own personal election policies (unless it includes free condoms and more sex :bounce: ) - let's just see who we think will win.

God help us if the Tories get in !!!

21 Apr 2005

Ouch, my eyes hurt.

21 Apr 2005

I for one am going to vote for Novice1.
John
wink

21 Apr 2005

Quote by Horous
I for one am going to vote for Novice1.
John

May I remind the member for Hertfordshire that I said "poll" - not "pole" lol

21 Apr 2005

My humble apo;ogies Mr Speaker.
John
smile

21 Apr 2005

i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? wink

. what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

21 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? . what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

C'mon Rache, stop sitting on the fence and say what you really feel.
:giggle: bolt

21 Apr 2005

Have to vote Yellow as there's no Red candidate round here. :cry:

21 Apr 2005

Quote by Vix
Have to vote Yellow as there's no Red candidate round here. :cry:

And I have to vote Red because there's no Yellow.... our votes can cancel each other out, Vix smile

21 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? . what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

Our sentiments exactly, but then we would have sugar coated in a little lol

21 Apr 2005

Quote by tigersgobounce69
i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? . what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

Our sentiments exactly, but then we would have sugar coated in a little lol
ok what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......with sugar on top, with a cherry and a sparkler lol
hows that lol

22 Apr 2005

Well... it seems that Tony Blair might have to watch out for the Lib Dems after all :shock:
Mind you... they'd all better stay clear of Rache :giggle:

24 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

Ahhh.. Guy Fawkes... the only man to enter the houses of parliament with true intentions.
It appears us SHers are liberal in every sense. I must get down to my local Lib Dem club, it could be more fun than I would have initially anticipated.
Before I saw the results for this poll, I'd assumed that due to the sexually deviant nature of the website that we would all be Tory MPs.

24 Apr 2005

green party get my vote, shame they aint got a cat in hells

24 Apr 2005

Anyone arrogant enough to stand for public office is clearly not the sort of person you should vote for.
So I guess that's the whole democracy thing fucked then, isn't it? biggrin

30 Apr 2005

Quote by rachel-lane
i personally wouldnt vote for anyone. they all a bunch of sleezy crooks that lie and cheat and act like a bunch of rowdy kids when having their little perthetic debates. i have to pay taxes and obide by the laws of this land, while being treated like a dog and not being given the same rights as any other menber of socierty. theres three main partys that are all the same, democracy they say lol. i personally think its all a smoke screen to pull the wool over our eyes to stop us seeing whats really going on. if i had the choice id vote the illuminated ones, they run the show anyway, dont they? . what id really love to do is make the worlds biggest bonfire and chuck the lot of them on it, finnish what guy falwkes started......just an idea :idea: :twisted:

Not even for these people?

30 Apr 2005

I know I am blonde and I know I am daft, but exactly what is it, that I am about to vote for???
Best looking leader ???
More sex and Condoms ??
I will vote for anyone who gives free hairdressing, manicures and make up hints and tips !
Coz if its anything to do with Politics............. they all lie............they are all idiots............ form a coalition !!!!
Thank you................. Vote for Me !!.......lol

30 Apr 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
Anyone arrogant enough to stand for public office is clearly not the sort of person you should vote for.
So I guess that's the whole democracy thing fucked then, isn't it?

You been reading the Hitch Hikers Guide again Ice smile

Love that book and that a principle theme of the first couple of books, along with the fact that a president is not there to wield power, but to draw attention away from those who do.... :shock:

1 May 2005

hmm who do you vote for!!! pity "screaming lord sutch" is no more. The only good politition is 1 not knocking on my door or trying to pump the flesh in the street (shake hands).

Who will you vote for?