Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

SH recovery

last reply
15 replies
846 views
1 watcher
0 likes
Just been shopping and saw a recovery vehicle, emblazoned with SH Recovery services. lol
I wondered about the service Swinging Heaven Recovery might provide and thought of these:
picking up stray partygoers
condom clearing
providing lifts home from munches
Anyone think of any more?
Judy that was the first thing I thought lol :shock:
I had a lift on one a few weeks back with the Eagerslut mobile after he got it stuck in some mud whist dogging in a layby dunno
Wish I could recover some of the vast amount of money I've spent on hotels since I've been going to munches :cry:
Mike.
Quote by JudyTV
Wish I could recover some of the vast amount of money I've spent on hotels since I've been going to munches :cry:
Mike.

Mike, as I always pay for hotel bills myself when one on one meets, if I could claim it all back then it would all come to a small fortune. Include munches, mini munches, socials and TV events away from home then it all starts to get really serious money :P rolleyes .
All worth every penny smile .
Way hey.
Judy

Perhaps a consortium of us here in SH could organise a take-over bid for the Ibis chain, or Travel Inns lol .
Mike.
My one regret (which we intend to rectify soon), is that aside from a holiday flat, and two Haven holidays we had with the kids, Mars and I had never stayed in a hotel or similar together prior to SH. There`s always that slight regret we don`t actually get much time to enjoy the luxuries of the room we`ve paid for! We don`t have a proper shower unit at home, so our first time having sex in a shower was after an SH munch, it`s always the first thing Mars checks out when we check into a hotel room now lol
At some point this year we are going to book into a hotel, near us, just the two of us, no SH, no kids, just the room, us, hotel restauraunt, and whatever the weekend brings :twisted:
Sorry, that had fuck all to do with the topic at hand did it?! :giggle:
Venusxxx
I've never been so familiar with hotel rooms as I am now since I joined SH and started going to munches, but unlike you, Venus, I'm usually on my own :cry:
Mike.
Quote by VenusnMars
My one regret (which we intend to rectify soon), is that aside from a holiday flat, and two Haven holidays we had with the kids, Mars and I had never stayed in a hotel or similar together prior to SH. There`s always that slight regret we don`t actually get much time to enjoy the luxuries of the room we`ve paid for! We don`t have a proper shower unit at home, so our first time having sex in a shower was after an SH munch, it`s always the first thing Mars checks out when we check into a hotel room now lol
At some point this year we are going to book into a hotel, near us, just the two of us, no SH, no kids, just the room, us, hotel restauraunt, and whatever the weekend brings :twisted:
Sorry, that had fuck all to do with the topic at hand did it?! :giggle:
Venusxxx

Sounds like heaven. I have been away on holiday once since my kids were born and that was a haven type camp with a load of other family members. rolleyes A weekend in a hotel, just me and my bf would be wonderful. Do you think Social Services would object if I left them home alone? :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars
We don`t have a proper shower unit at home, so our first time having sex in a shower was after an SH munch, it`s always the first thing Mars checks out when we check into a hotel room now lol
Sorry, that had fuck all to do with the topic at hand did it?! :giggle:
Venusxxx


I'm not sure where you are Venus, but if you ever pass one of the old BP Truckstops, their showers rooms have a loo and a sink but the shower base is massive. Not so much a shower base as a "wet area"
Also good are the MSA's run by Xtra - Winchester, Peterbro' and Cambridge. Cambridge is best but take the one on the far right - it's a double.
But my favourite at the mo (excluding any "shower/bath stops" the good people of SH kindly allow) is the new Truckstop just over the Orwell bridge on the A14 eastbound. Like the ex BP they have sink for shaving but the shower bit is plenty big enough for at least two, and they have those heads that you can get 3 different sorts of outflow.
Quote by Venus
our first time having sex in a shower was after an SH munch, it`s always the first thing Mars checks out when we check into a hotel room now

rotflmao
me too! lol a certain other person was quite impressed with the size of the showers in various hotels too. good way to sober up after the free flowing booze at munches, and the hotel bills pale into insignificance! biggrin
n x x x ;)
They do this too redface
SH Recovery sounds like a good thing to me right now, anyone know where and how I join? Have been awake since ...... looks like I'm about to join the SH Insomniacs club rolleyes
grabbing nurses uniform, on way to Angel Chat, back to bed now lol