Quote by splendid_
oh peanut, my little hairy guinea pig.... trust me pics don't actually help a great deal. Your stunning personality, rapier wit and pure unadulterated charm are what make me want to meet you.
Well it certainly isn't my prowess or dimensions

It takes more than pictures.
A cash exchange always helps, but that isn't allowed :P
I am just saying give the people here a break.
Why? A job is a job whether it's paid or not. My own personal little foible is that someone is doing a job then it's reasonable to expect them to do the job properly. "Shit or get off the pot" is the expression that springs to mind.
If anyone should be getting cross it should be me, I look far better in my pics than real life and the amount of times I have been stood up don't bear thinking about really. I think they see me on that street corner in my mini skirt and french knickers and think.... nah:- She is a munter those pictures are of someone else.
See, now there's the problem. The french knickers probably weren't the pink spotted ones. You must have lost them or something I expect.
It makes a gal want to cry into her fair trade, soya latte.
Nah, that would make it taste like there was something wrong with it.
My petite pois... honestly, it is not worth your effort.
It's all worth it just to be called a legume by a sex fiend :P