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Not that I want to upset things here but .... could we have one of those bendy buses which look like 2 buses joined together and if you put the BAR in the middle bit it would serve both ends of the bus and go around when you go round bends!!!
You'd also solve the jacuzzi problem also!
:wink: :shock:
You'd also solve the jacuzzi problem also!
:wink: :shock: 
Sex God
Excellent idea Mr Darcy. Consider it done. In fact, I think we decided on something similar to that when we realised how much luggage MISSCHIEF was going to bring! 
Any other ideas for equipment or destinations? We haven't talked about going 'north of the border' yet either. We mustn't forget BlueEyes and all the others from bonny Scotland.
It would all be a lot more fun if this bloody rain stopped!!!
:sad:
Will
Any other ideas for equipment or destinations? We haven't talked about going 'north of the border' yet either. We mustn't forget BlueEyes and all the others from bonny Scotland.
It would all be a lot more fun if this bloody rain stopped!!!
:sad:Will
North of the border sounds just dandy to me Will... pick me up on the way cos I could do with some time in the Bonnyland, top up my accent!!
I can bring the candyfloss making machine - only got pink colouring though, hope it's not too girly for you blokes. Got plenty of spilled blood today so could run to red if you insist
:lol:
Oh, almost forgot - Fenwicks were selling off joblots of big white hankies and I've spent all evening tying knots in all the corners specially for you lot. All I need now is the sunblock to write the word TWIT on your foreheads.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I can bring the candyfloss making machine - only got pink colouring though, hope it's not too girly for you blokes. Got plenty of spilled blood today so could run to red if you insist
:lol: Oh, almost forgot - Fenwicks were selling off joblots of big white hankies and I've spent all evening tying knots in all the corners specially for you lot. All I need now is the sunblock to write the word TWIT on your foreheads.
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Ahhh Jags!! 
Always the personification of gentleness and diplomacy!! :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I don't think your accent needs topping up, but it will be a pleasure to give you a lift to the bonnyland in any case
Talk to you later, I hope ;)
Will
Always the personification of gentleness and diplomacy!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:I don't think your accent needs topping up, but it will be a pleasure to give you a lift to the bonnyland in any case
Talk to you later, I hope ;)
Will
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Ahhh Jags!!
Always the personification of gentleness and diplomacy!!
I don't think your accent needs topping up, but it will be a pleasure to give you a lift to the bonnyland in any case
Talk to you later, I hope ;)
Will
Of course - Wednesday wouldn't be the same without our witterings!! x xx
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Excellent idea Mr Darcy. Consider it done. In fact, I think we decided on something similar to that when we realised how much luggage MISSCHIEF was going to bring!
Will
I have it on good authority from another thread that all this luggage is in fact her spare bra stock........BOTH OF THEM :!: :!: :!:
:smackbottom: Sex God
Will leaps to the defence of MISSCHIEF!!! 
:duel:
Well, Sappho is out for the evening so I might as well use my sword arm to protect some other damsel!!
Now then. How does it go again?
:duel: :duel:
Will - getting back into the 'swing' of things!!! :happy:
:duel:Well, Sappho is out for the evening so I might as well use my sword arm to protect some other damsel!!
Now then. How does it go again?
:duel: :duel:
Will - getting back into the 'swing' of things!!! :happy:
woo hoo !!!
we're all going on a...... NOOoOoooooo I'm turning into cliff richard :eeek:
I'm lovin this idea, I take my hat off to you will, now, have i got everything.....deck chair...check, union jack hanky for my hat....check, sandals......check, WHITE SOCKS.....who the hell put those in......bet it was that pesky minx misschief... :boxing:
Did I hear right, was that Wilma going to join us..... :twisted: :inlove:
we're all going on a...... NOOoOoooooo I'm turning into cliff richard :eeek:
I'm lovin this idea, I take my hat off to you will, now, have i got everything.....deck chair...check, union jack hanky for my hat....check, sandals......check, WHITE SOCKS.....who the hell put those in......bet it was that pesky minx misschief... :boxing:
Did I hear right, was that Wilma going to join us..... :twisted: :inlove:
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my hat....check, sandals......check, WHITE SOCKS.....who the hell put those in......bet it was that pesky minx misschief... :boxing:
Brumlad!!!
You can take white socks and a toothbrush, thats yer lot matey :twisted: The socks can double up as underwear, hat, sweatband ... oh the list is endless..... Now can you just carry this bag on for me 
Sex God
Please Mr Will can I be the Conductor?
I'm very good at Swinging around poles in 4/4 time.
I'm very good at Swinging around poles in 4/4 time.
Sex God
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I'm very good at Swinging around poles in 4/4 time.
Wow....... a resident pole-dancer!!! :shock:
I'll never forgive you if you forget to pick me up Will!! Quote by willxx69
Any other ideas for equipment or destinations? We haven't talked about going 'north of the border' yet either. We mustn't forget BlueEyes and all the others from bonny Scotland.
It would all be a lot more fun if this bloody rain stopped!!!
Will
I should think a visit to Scotland is a must - though of course it will never actually stops raining here. If you put foot down you could be in Edinburgh in time for the munch
To make our dreams come truuuuue
For me and you - Och aye the nooooooooooooooo
Sex God
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I'm very good at Swinging around poles in 4/4 time.
Wow....... a resident pole-dancer!!! :shock:
I'll never forgive you if you forget to pick me up Will!!Angel, you can swivel on my pole anytime you like - you know that!! Just the ticket!!
Sex God
Right then, you lot. I think we have got the route sorted. Sappho is down here in Berkshire helping me to load up the bus and then we are off to pick up Fun365 and MISSCHIEF before turning North to pick up the rest of you on the way.
I hope you're all ready! All aboard!!! :bounce:
See you all soon :happy:
I hope you're all ready! All aboard!!! :bounce:
See you all soon :happy:
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Right then, you lot. I think we have got the route sorted. Sappho is down here in Berkshire helping me to load up the bus and then we are off to pick up Fun365 and MISSCHIEF before turning North to pick up the rest of you on the way.
I hope you're all ready! All aboard!!! :bounce:
See you all soon :happy:
Quickly throws a few pairs of clean underwear into a bag ........
DAMN ...... Quickly throws a few pairs of clean underwear out of the bag ........ and shoves in a few bottles of pink champagne ..
I'm ready ...
Sex God
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Right then, you lot. I think we have got the route sorted. Sappho is down here in Berkshire helping me to load up the bus and then we are off to pick up Fun365 and MISSCHIEF before turning North to pick up the rest of you on the way.
I hope you're all ready! All aboard!!! :bounce:
See you all soon :happy:
Oi!!! dont forget to creep the bus round to the other side of the M25 to fetch us Will before you head North ..........weve been sat here in our General Montgomery shorts, long socks and sandals with our rucksacks packed for three weeks now.........
mrs davej blow that beach ball up!!
Hello Will 
I have been trying to work out how I missed this thread, then I realised ............................................................. I was away on my holiday at the time it was posted!! :shock: :shock:
I blame Mr FC for not briefing me correctly on my return. So Will, ETA Manchester ??
Sarge runs upstairs to start packing!! 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)
I have been trying to work out how I missed this thread, then I realised ............................................................. I was away on my holiday at the time it was posted!! :shock: :shock:
I blame Mr FC for not briefing me correctly on my return. So Will, ETA Manchester ??
Sarge runs upstairs to start packing!!
8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 
Sex God
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No, not an exhortation to be quiet, but the Swinging Heaven Summer Holiday!!
Our first task will be to refit the double decker bus that we can all go cruising in for the next 6 or 8 weeks. If ANYONE starts humming Cliff Richard tunes you will spoil my Sunday!!:evil:
Now then, I have some ideas for the refit. Upstairs there will be a massage area and, of course, a Jacuzzi (I am a bit worried about the weight of the water on the upper deck – never mind.) Will checks out his calculations again and scratches his head I am sure it will be okay – oh, and a bar.
Downstairs will be chairs, books, flat screen plasma TV, wireless internet connections so that we can all keep posting in the Forum (isn’t GPRS wonderful?) – oh, and a bar!
It’s a sort of mobile GFZ - except that the girlies are more than welcome (well, someone has to do the washing up!). Which reminds me, I have forgotten a kitchen :doh: Will goes back to the plans and scratches his head some more.
Where the hell is Fred Flintstone when you need him? I am hopeless at this practical stuff and he’s really very good at it.
Fred!! Fred!!! FRED!!!!
Oh bugger!!! :evil: Right then, we had better carry on. Any volunteers?
We need:
Downstairs
Kitchen (small fridge for food, LARGE fridge for booze :twisted: ), comfy chairs, bar, books, Jacuzzi (I am sorry but I am really worried about the weight on the upper deck :shock: – not to mention the high centre of gravity! I can see the whole thing turning over on a tight bend or a roundabout :shock: :shock: ). Did I mention a bar?
Upstairs
Beds, massage area, bar, snacks and nibbles. Bar. Ermmmm, chill out area (with a bar). Do we have enough bar space?
Refigerated Trailer
For all the food and booze so the main bus only needs to have enough provisions on board to make it to the next stop.
Once the refit is completed (which I think will have to involve extending the wheelbase and possibly even making it articulated :eeekSappho and I will fill up the bars, fridges and trailer and then set off round the country. Newcomers who join us along the way just need to bring a few bottles and some brown or purple drinks tokens (tenners or twenties for the unitiated) for the kitty. From Shropshire we can head north to pick up Sarge, bluexxx, AngelChat, WBB and anyone else from up there and then head off round the country for the rest of you.
Who’s interested? Now then. Suggestions for routes, additions to the bus are welcome as are places to visit once we get going/
All aboard!!!!
Will (actually looking forward to this – sad isn’t it?)
We can donate a lader fridge stocked with mix and plenty of Bacardi and a few lemons providing the carnal coach finds its way to Oxfordshire! (Incidentally, at the RV place around the corner from us, they have a particularly nice model with hot tub and plenty of bar n bed space. Ok, it costs the price of a moderate house but hey, whats a few £££ LOL
Silky n Big G
Sex God
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Already sporting my summer face .......... actually lol, it looks like I've been skiing, cos had sunglasses on today, so all red and shiny round the outside with the white sunglasses circles
I sooooooo need to move South!!! We've had rain all day, and it was that really fine rain that gets you wet through, its definitely wetter than normal rain!
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Will a case of Dom Pom do?
So long as it's not too big and Dom Pom doesn't mind you using it :happy:
Mustn't sing Cliff Richard .... mustn't sing Cliff .... mustn't sing Cliff
La la la Holidayhay
Actually, thinking about it - a "case of dom pom" sounds like some sort of tropical desease
I'll bring some digestive biscuits instead - I'll bet that Davej (and possibly Mrs Davej) are digestive dunkers
Paul