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Quote by little gem
MMmm, this thread reminds me of an email I once got waaaay back in the day....
...complete with one of my own photos from the profile pages (back when I had photos on my profile page because it didn't make anyone any money, it just got me laid a little more... oh and attracted a few freaky peeps along the way too. I digress)
...which they had lovingly and quite inaccurately photoshopped so my breasts were showing out of the top of my clothing (inacurate because my breasts were so much larger in real life than the photoshop job that had blatantly been done with a crash course and ten minutes of being able to let go of genitals in order to complete the necessary adjustments to my photo
...telling me how much they really liked my pictures and wanked over them every morning and evening since they "found me" and wondered if they could meet me in real life so maybe they could do the same in person (what? wank over my hideously photoshopped, and now precummed on every day, twice a day, since created photograph which you found on the internet, saw fit to change and mail back to me with your proposition of the year? What the hell was I supposed to do? Bring my favourite toy and make good on the way home? :?)
Yeah... really attractive. NOT!
Spoilsport. x x x x
Quote by the_Laird
MMmm, this thread reminds me of an email I once got waaaay back in the day....
...complete with one of my own photos from the profile pages (back when I had photos on my profile page because it didn't make anyone any money, it just got me laid a little more... oh and attracted a few freaky peeps along the way too. I digress)
...which they had lovingly and quite inaccurately photoshopped so my breasts were showing out of the top of my clothing (inacurate because my breasts were so much larger in real life than the photoshop job that had blatantly been done with a crash course and ten minutes of being able to let go of genitals in order to complete the necessary adjustments to my photo
...telling me how much they really liked my pictures and wanked over them every morning and evening since they "found me" and wondered if they could meet me in real life so maybe they could do the same in person (what? wank over my hideously photoshopped, and now precummed on every day, twice a day, since created photograph which you found on the internet, saw fit to change and mail back to me with your proposition of the year? What the hell was I supposed to do? Bring my favourite toy and make good on the way home? :?)
Yeah... really attractive. NOT!
Spoilsport. x x x x
aww thanks 
