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MMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Hellooooooooooo! T
You woke me up. Have a couch and let's chill together while we wait to see which SHAGGERS are about!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That's better. Sensible company!!
Hellooooooooooo! T
You woke me up. Have a couch and let's chill together while we wait to see which SHAGGERS are about!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm That's better. Sensible company!!
Sex God
I'm in heaven,
swinging heaven,
I'm as happy as happy as can be,
'cos I'm S.H.A.G.G.I.N.G
Yes, I'm S.H.A.G.G.I.N.G
With another nutter called T
WeyHeeeeeeeeeey!!
Sorry Can't find any musical gifs but you know the tune!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
:boo:
swinging heaven,
I'm as happy as happy as can be,
'cos I'm S.H.A.G.G.I.N.G
Yes, I'm S.H.A.G.G.I.N.G
With another nutter called T
WeyHeeeeeeeeeey!!
Sorry Can't find any musical gifs but you know the tune!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :boo:
Oh oh oh ........... and a musical genius too! :lol:
What more could a girl ask for .............. :inlove:
See ......... your glad I woke you up now!! Now where IS that hug smiley, cos I sense I could get myself into one hell of a lot of trouble till I find it! Ah here it is, have this........
T x
:lol: What more could a girl ask for .............. :inlove:
See ......... your glad I woke you up now!! Now where IS that hug smiley, cos I sense I could get myself into one hell of a lot of trouble till I find it! Ah here it is, have this........
T x
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Oh oh oh ........... and a musical genius too!
What more could a girl ask for .............. :inlove:
See ......... your glad I woke you up now!! Now where IS that hug smiley, cos I sense I could get myself into one hell of a lot of trouble till I find it! Ah here it is, have this........
T x
:fuckinghell: T (breaks into hot flush)
I'm gonna nominate you for immediate promotion to SHAGGER
Will you share your duties with Alex (my own personal SHAGGER under whose wing I'm happy to find myself)?
You need to know that I'm truly a hopeless case. I don't want to be cured and I'm happy to say the therapy I'm receiving is making me much worse!!
Yup :happy: :happy:
Mmmmmm like the sound of your therapist - where do I find them??? :twisted: :twisted:
But I don't want to offend anyone, you know, me being only a newbie and all .............. :mrgreen: Not yet a SHAGGER ........... very virginal ...... innocent ........... :angel:
Will Alex mind sharing do you think??? Cos you wouldn't want to have tooooo much attention all at once now would you??
So we'd have to work out some sort of rota??? Could you cope?? :rascal:
But I don't want to offend anyone, you know, me being only a newbie and all .............. :mrgreen: Not yet a SHAGGER ........... very virginal ...... innocent ........... :angel:
Will Alex mind sharing do you think??? Cos you wouldn't want to have tooooo much attention all at once now would you??
So we'd have to work out some sort of rota??? Could you cope?? :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Mmmmmm like the sound of your therapist - where do I find them??? :twisted: :twisted:
But I don't want to offend anyone, you know, me being only a newbie and all .............. :mrgreen: Not yet a SHAGGER ........... very virginal ...... innocent ........... :angel:
Will Alex mind sharing do you think??? Cos you wouldn't want to have tooooo much attention all at once now would you??
So we'd have to work out some sort of rota??? Could you cope?? :rascal:
I Er Um Well........ :shock: am happy to give it a try if you think it'll make me worse
Oooooooooooooops I mean better
But I guess you'll have to consult with her about it ( I think I've worn her out 'cos she hasn't been around since Sunday)
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :lickface: :rose: 
But worse is better is it not :lol: :lol: :lol:
But maybe should check with Alex first you know - don't want to cause trouble ............ would she be happy with a time share???? Would she think you have been very very naughty and have to .............. 
But if you've worn Alex out, I guess I could step into the breach, just on a temporary basis of course, if you insist ............ :happy: :happy: :happy:
:lol: :lol: :lol: But maybe should check with Alex first you know - don't want to cause trouble ............ would she be happy with a time share????
Would she think you have been very very naughty and have to .............. But if you've worn Alex out, I guess I could step into the breach, just on a temporary basis of course, if you insist ............ :happy: :happy: :happy:
Sex God
Ahhhhemmmmm..... now then, now then, settle down you lot.
Eager, behave!!....
Debs..... stay put....!!
T & T you need to undergo an evaluation test to see the type of therapy you require.
If you want I can do this for you personally, just remove your clothes and lay down over here……
Eager, behave!!....
Debs..... stay put....!!
T & T you need to undergo an evaluation test to see the type of therapy you require.
If you want I can do this for you personally, just remove your clothes and lay down over here……
Sex God
Ahem frogster
I'm sure you wouldn't want to interrupt my SHAGS therapy now would you?
Mutiny brewing!! :shock: (Gerroff)
I'm sure you wouldn't want to interrupt my SHAGS therapy now would you?
Mutiny brewing!! :shock: (Gerroff)
Sex God
Hmmmmm T&T, I see you hve been a lurker for sometime, but decided to dip your toe for real only recently.......... OMG, 65 posts in 2 days, that is excessive......... :shock:
I need a little more information, make yourself comfortable, while I ask you a few questions……. 
So what do you feel tipped you over the edge, to make you start posting
:
How long do you spend on this site per day :?:
To order to assign a localised Therapist, in what area of the country do you reside :?:
Would you prefer a male or female SHAGGER :?:
What colour underwear………. Sorry… got carried away……..
I need a little more information, make yourself comfortable, while I ask you a few questions…….
So what do you feel tipped you over the edge, to make you start posting
: How long do you spend on this site per day :?:
To order to assign a localised Therapist, in what area of the country do you reside :?:
Would you prefer a male or female SHAGGER :?:
What colour underwear………. Sorry… got carried away……..
Sex God
T come back. I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeed you!!
:inlove: :love: :love: :lickface: :sticky:
:upset:
:inlove: :love: :love: :lickface: :sticky: :upset:
Sex God
Eager, Your therapy is continuing under the guidance of Alex....... we don't normally recommend group therapy with new patients until we have evaluated their needs.... however, when T&T has been inducted I will see if we can fit her in with your group if you would like.
Quote by frogster
Hmmmmm T&T, I see you hve been a lurker for sometime, but decided to dip your toe for real only recently.......... OMG, 65 posts in 2 days, that is excessive......... :shock:
I need a little more information, make yourself comfortable, while I ask you a few questions…….
So what do you feel tipped you over the edge, to make you start posting
How long do you spend on this site per day :?:
To order to assign a localised Therapist, in what area of the country do you reside :?:
Would you prefer a male or female SHAGGER :?:
What colour underwear………. Sorry… got carried away……..
OK - from the top :lol:
- Saw a hypnotherapist - suggested I should make new friends
- Glance past every now and then, but going clubbing this week so have been spending more time............... too much more time .......... so much more time that I just burnt my supper!
- Southerner - sorry
ops: - Male on the whole, but have dabbled ............. :twisted:
- Do you mean right now? Cos that could be a problem :giggle:
assionkiss: Sex God
Quote by frogster
Eager, Your therapy is continuing under the guidance of Alex....... we don't normally recommend group therapy with new patients until we have evaluated their needs.... however, when T&T has been inducted I will see if we can fit her in with your group if you would like.
Oooooooh! Yes Please!!
Sex God
Thankyou for your reply T&T....... your application will be evaluated........ meanwhile have fun
Quote by Eagerslut9
Eager, Your therapy is continuing under the guidance of Alex....... we don't normally recommend group therapy with new patients until we have evaluated their needs.... however, when T&T has been inducted I will see if we can fit her in with your group if you would like.
Oooooooh! Yes Please!!
Shall we just sneak back to another thread together for a quick
???? No-one would notice I'm sure.............. :giggle:
T x
Sex God
Quote by t&t
Eager, Your therapy is continuing under the guidance of Alex....... we don't normally recommend group therapy with new patients until we have evaluated their needs.... however, when T&T has been inducted I will see if we can fit her in with your group if you would like.
Oooooooh! Yes Please!!
Shall we just sneak back to another thread together for a quick
???? No-one would notice I'm sure.............. :giggle:
T x
Ok They'll never know! :bounce: :bounce:
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Come on then Take my hand xx
Sex God
Away from all these other nutters to a place I know where we can just be nutty together!
:censored:
Mmmmmmmmmm That's better...................................
Ooooooooooooooooh! You're SO naughty. Mmmmmmmmwaaaaaaaaah!
:censored:
Mmmmmmmmmm That's better...................................
Ooooooooooooooooh! You're SO naughty. Mmmmmmmmwaaaaaaaaah!
Quote by Eagerslut9
Away from all these other nutters to a place I know where we can just be nutty together!
:censored:
Mmmmmmmmmm That's better...................................
Ooooooooooooooooh! You're SO naughty. Mmmmmmmmwaaaaaaaaah!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is definitely much much better :inlove:
Oooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, think you have found a very very very good spot........... :smitten: :smitten:
Did anyone notice do you think??? :wary:
xxx
Fellow SHAGGERS...
I would like to announce that I may be making good progress with my main case on here.
Eager has been in intensive therapy for a couple of weeks - and as you can see - if is Friday and he has not logged in!
I would also like to add that I will not be on duty this weekend because of a prior engagement, so if the other therapists could draw up a rota I would be most grateful!
Alex x x x
I would like to announce that I may be making good progress with my main case on here.
Eager has been in intensive therapy for a couple of weeks - and as you can see - if is Friday and he has not logged in!
I would also like to add that I will not be on duty this weekend because of a prior engagement, so if the other therapists could draw up a rota I would be most grateful!
Alex x x x
Hello Riff Raff
I think we met briefly at the NW Munch.
Shags doesn't have members. Well some of the clients have members
- but that's quite a different thing!
Could I direct you to the first post onthis thread by our illustrious leader,
Mr Frogster DrSHG Adv.
If you feel you are in need of help, them by all means pop back for a
consultation on my bed, oops sorry - couch, and I will see what I can doo.
I think we met briefly at the NW Munch.
Shags doesn't have members. Well some of the clients have members
- but that's quite a different thing!
Could I direct you to the first post onthis thread by our illustrious leader,
Mr Frogster DrSHG Adv.
If you feel you are in need of help, them by all means pop back for a
consultation on my bed, oops sorry - couch, and I will see what I can doo.
