SHAGS

3 Oct 2004

Ok I have all that and when I'm away I use a datacard for GPRS connection.
Anyway it's cool now cool

(self-help kicked in when I just realised I'm about to get tossed all night long on the ferry to France) lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: redface

ops:
Take care all.
Byeeeeeeee xx

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
I need HELP badly. I gotta go but finger won't press that key
HELP HELP

You called?
Alex hunni Iseriouslygot to go and catch a ferry. What do I do? I'm reduced to a state of total inertia dunno

If you can help worship

Now- you had best go get that FERRY NOW!!!!!!
Otherwise I will get MrsFC in here with her Barry Manilow CD!
But - before you go - make an appointment for the day you get back!
We will start the Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy session then!

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
I need HELP badly. I gotta go but finger won't press that key
HELP HELP

You called?
Alex hunni Iseriouslygot to go and catch a ferry. What do I do? I'm reduced to a state of total inertia dunno

If you can help worship

Now- you had best go get that FERRY NOW!!!!!!
Otherwise I will get MrsFC in here with her Barry Manilow CD!
But - before you go - make an appointment for the day you get back!
We will start the Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy session then!
NOT Barry Manilow NO. Anything but that.
Request for appointment to follow.
I'm gone bolt

3 Oct 2004

Ok sooooooo no Barry Manilow rolleyes

tut tut !!! has no one got any good taste !!!
How about .............. :!: :!: :!:
Let me check and see if I still have it.. lol

Sorry Shireen, I swore you were there !! :roll:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ok sooooooo no Barry Manilow tut tut !!! has no one got any good taste !!!
How about .............. :!: :!: :!:
Let me check and see if I still have it..
Sorry Shireen, I swore you were there !! :roll:

pmsl....
I'd have sworn if she was there as well
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

3 Oct 2004

sorry i'm late back frogster it won't happen again!
i thank you for the ringing endorsement of my skills in the whole arena of SHAGS, and for the huge honour of being one of the SHAGGERS! i am deeply touched and humbled by your confidence in me!
and yes i think TE had a valid point re: the gender balance you originally proposed for SHAGGERS! being outnumbered two to one by the girlies could leave us wide open to accusations that we are a greedy lot, and could possibly be misconstrued as self-interest. welcome aboard TE.
now when's the first meeting of SHAGGERS, just so we can hone our skill for the membership you understand?
neil x x x ;)

3 Oct 2004

I think it was either our 200 or 300th post that we blamed Mark and Helen for the state of our bloody house, dishes, washing etc so i think we seriously need help here :shock:
Gill & Del x

3 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
and yes i think TE had a valid point re: the gender balance you originally proposed for SHAGGERS! being outnumbered two to one by the girlies could leave us wide open to accusations that we are a greedy lot, and could possibly be misconstrued as self-interest. welcome aboard TE.
now when's the first meeting of SHAGGERS, just so we can hone our skill for the membership you understand?
neil x x x ;)

Neil - if I was speaking on behalfof the SH membership -I wouldhave to say that we need more female SHAGGERS. Let's face it - who are most ofthe complaints from? - Single Males!!!!!!
On a more personal not I would prefer at least a 50-50 balance!
Hmmmmm - a skill-honing session - sounds pretty good to me!

3 Oct 2004

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be a SHAGGER :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

3 Oct 2004

This is all well and good for people with a forum addiction, but those of us who spend all night in the chatroom rather than getting the sleep they so desperately need rquire help too! How about some form of Chatroom Users Night Time Service?

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Mister_Discreet
This is all well and good for people with a forum addiction, but those of us who spend all night in the chatroom rather than getting the sleep they so desperately need rquire help too! How about some form of Chatroom Users Night Time Service?

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
C.U.N.T.S, only occasionally wink

G & D x

3 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
...and yes i think TE had a valid point re: the gender balance you originally proposed for SHAGGERS! being outnumbered two to one by the girlies could leave us wide open to accusations that we are a greedy lot, and could possibly be misconstrued as self-interest. welcome aboard TE.
neil x x x ;)

Hang on I'm writing me inaugural acceptance speech. I'm on the phone to Gwynneth Paltrow, who's giving me a few tips on how to avoid it being too short.

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
and yes i think TE had a valid point re: the gender balance you originally proposed for SHAGGERS! being outnumbered two to one by the girlies could leave us wide open to accusations that we are a greedy lot, and could possibly be misconstrued as self-interest. welcome aboard TE.
now when's the first meeting of SHAGGERS, just so we can hone our skill for the membership you understand?
neil x x x ;)

Neil - if I was speaking on behalfof the SH membership -I wouldhave to say that we need more female SHAGGERS. Let's face it - who are most ofthe complaints from? - Single Males!!!!!!
On a more personal not I would prefer at least a 50-50 balance!
Hmmmmm - a skill-honing session - sounds pretty good to me!
alex, a good point, well made.
possibly we could all do with some more female SHAGGERS, though i'm not sure we could cater to every single male here no matter how many we had. but i'm ashamed to admit i was being sexist anyway, and forgot the large contingent of bi-fems also in need of SHAGS.
and TE, i hope Gwyneth is giving you some tips on how to appear overcome with emotion for maximum pathos with a few well timed tears too my friend?
neil x x x ;)

3 Oct 2004

Can we join?
We like to think we could leave at any time but the truth is we are addicted.
Mr and Mrs RSAB2 xxxx

3 Oct 2004

More female SHAGGERS. Good idea - wonder what selection criteria could be used? Maybe the selectors could toss for it?

3 Oct 2004

Sorry a quick thread hijack - Drifter, nice chin redface

Dawn :silly:

3 Oct 2004

Dawn,
Thankyou for the compliment. I certainly would have voted for you in the Wet Tee Shirt Competition!

3 Oct 2004

I'm in need!
I had a friend come & stay Fri/sat night, when she went to bed last nite I came online to just to catch up on what I'd mised! So am desperately in need of a S.H.A.G :P

3 Oct 2004

Right, so we need a skill-honing session for all SHAGGERS, I have an idea......... wink

:wink:
Maybe a one to one Functional Universal Cascading Karma session (FUCK for short) would do the trickâ€¦. i.e. where one SHAGGER passes their SHAG knowledge to the second SHAGGER and so on. That way it would avoid disruption and everybody having to turn up and do it togetherâ€¦. :P
SOâ€¦â€¦.. I will start the ball rolling and undertake to pass on my knowledge by way of a FUCK to Alex, Alex can then pass this on to whoever is nextâ€¦ etcâ€¦etcâ€¦ biggrin

:D
On the subject of Male / Female SHAGGERS, I think it only politically correct to make JudyTV an Hounoury SHAGGER. I think all who know her would say she has the necessary skills for the job! :!:
I suppose we need to have some sort of on-call rota too, anyway I am here for the next hourâ€¦ so take a break fellow SHAGGERS.
:wink: lol

:lol:

3 Oct 2004

Quote by lilacgem
I'm in need!
I had a friend come & stay Fri/sat night, when she went to bed last nite I came online to just to catch up on what I'd mised! So am desperately in need of a S.H.A.G :P

Lilacgem, come and sit over here in the quiet section, and tell me all about it....... I am here to help in your hour of need! Now, what seems to be the problem confused

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3 Oct 2004

Now that I'm safely parked up at the ferry port and have got time for another quick fix, it occurs to me that it might be necessary to break the SHAGS down into subdivisions with a SHAGGER in charge of each as we've now got CUNTS andFUCKS(have I missed anything?).
Um, I don't want to appear greedy but can I belong to all of them? :haha:
Go onPLEASE? :bounce: :bounce: You all know I need the relief that all this therapy promises to provide!
I'm starting to feel better already, but I know I'll never be cured. lol

:lol:

3 Oct 2004

ES -what are you doing back here????????
I thought w ewere making progress with your therapy!!!!!!!! rolleyes

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
ES -what are you doing back here????????
I thought w ewere making progress with your therapy!!!!!!!!

I'm trying. I'm going.I'M GOING(again) bolt

3 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
ES -what are you doing back here????????
I thought w ewere making progress with your therapy!!!!!!!!

Alex, I think you need to take him in hand.... seeing as you are familiar with his case history wink

3 Oct 2004

Right........ I'm going off duty, see you all tomorrow.... I expect some of you will still be loged in from today!! lol

Oh..... Neilinleeds has been promoted to SHAGGER status...... this addresses the balance of male / female SHAGGERS Ratio wink

:wink:
Another SHAGGER will be taking my chair for the late shift, I'm sure.... Night all :!: :wink:

3 Oct 2004

Nope, I definitely don't need a SHAG application form. My washing isn't still in the washer despite being needed to wear tomorrow morning. My eyes aren't stinging from my late nights this weekend. I'm not tired at all. I'm not in the least bit worried about the fact that my kids are going to wake me up early in the morning to open my birthday presents, and I don't have any ironing to do.
SHAG indeed. No siree, I don't need one of those!!!

3 Oct 2004

Frogster
far be it from me to suggest that having been in existence for less than a day, already we are seeing a blizzard of acronyms, verging on incomprehensible jargon, which for the uninitiated, could be misconstrued. i was once an active member of of a splinter group of the Plain English Society going under the banner Weird Acronymns Never Keep Everything Reasonably Succint.
This was largely a single interest society, whose sole aim was to promote the ideals of WANKERS in public arenas such as ours. my sole concern remains that we should not appear to be at all exclusive, in the way that the legal and medical professions attempt to confound outside entry with incomprehensible gobbledegook!
having said that, i do quite like your idea for SHAGGERS to have FUCK sessions with other SHAGGERS to ensure that all SHAGS are getting the appropriate level of service that they will no doubt come to expect.
neilinleeds

3 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
A SHAGER will be carefully chosen for their supportive and communication skills, and be recognisable by their special SHAGER badge of office. Mods will automatically qualify for SHAGER status as they tend to be qualified, having administered copious amounts of Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy otherwise known as SHIT
Remember, SHAGS will always be here for you, if you feel in need, just shout for a SHAGER

So to sum up.... does this mean I finally get a SHAG...... for the first time in some weeks of forced celibacy.............................. Does membership mean that some comely wench will come and................... mmm, maybe I shouldn't ask because refusal always tends to disappoint.....
Although I hoping to avoid any SHIT confused

3 Oct 2004

Shaggers, please please help,
I think i need s.h.a.g application. I am also a c.u.n.t by default and looks like i don't get a f.u.c.k, but i suppose depending on your perspective, i could be a w.a.n.k.e.r! dunno

Lots of love, hugs and kisses
Little
XXX

4 Oct 2004

Frogster,
You appear to have everything in hand, however I think we need to consider the confidentiality issues. In particular, those people receiving SHIT may wish to do so in private. I personally have no wish to stick my nose in other people's business.