Frogster
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Sex God
Hi SHAGS and SHAGGERS
Just finished a 14 hour shift and what's the first thing I've done? You guessed!Logged into SH.God I'm a sad case.
Is there a vacant couch for me ?
:bounce:
I NEED A SHAG SESSION BADLY. THOUGHT ABOUT NOTHING ELSE ALL DAY. HOW SAD IS THAT?
Who's gonna cool my fevered brow?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Love you all, fellow SHAGS and SHAGGERS, CUNTS, FUCKS and ARSES
Just finished a 14 hour shift and what's the first thing I've done? You guessed!Logged into SH.God I'm a sad case.
Is there a vacant couch for me ?:bounce:
I NEED A SHAG SESSION BADLY. THOUGHT ABOUT NOTHING ELSE ALL DAY. HOW SAD IS THAT?
Who's gonna cool my fevered brow?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Love you all, fellow SHAGS and SHAGGERS, CUNTS, FUCKS and ARSES
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Eager!!!!!!!!!
I don't know - what am I to do with you????
You really do need some intensive treatment
Alex. Thank God!!
SAVE me hunni.
I'm now having my gender questioned It really is the limit!
:upset:
Quote by Eagerslut9
Eager!!!!!!!!!
I don't know - what am I to do with you????
You really do need some intensive treatment
Alex. Thank God!!
SAVE me hunni.
I'm now having my gender questioned It really is the limit!
:upset:
Now Eager - kick off those stillettos.........smooth down that skirt.....
oooooops!!!!!!
You mean you are a MAN??????
Sex God
Well I was last time I looked!! 
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Sex God
Ooooooooooooh Alex! Drifter's hiding behind the curtains in my therapy room!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
AAAAAAAAAAH!
Peace at last!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:beer: :smoke: :yawn:
Peace at last!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
:beer: :smoke: :yawn:
Sex God
Another satisfied customer......... Good Job Alex........ I was watching you from the corner...... very interesting technique you have.
I must say that we have a lot of SHAGS still in denial……. Lurking in the either, hopefully they will declare their need for SHAGS and we can start the SHAGGER process and give them all a good FUCK session.
I must say that we have a lot of SHAGS still in denial……. Lurking in the either, hopefully they will declare their need for SHAGS and we can start the SHAGGER process and give them all a good FUCK session.
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Another satisfied customer......... Good Job Alex........ I was watching you from the corner...... very interesting technique you have.
I must say that we have a lot of SHAGS still in denial……. Lurking in the either, hopefully they will declare their need for SHAGS and we can start the SHAGGER process and give them all a good FUCK session.
Oi Frogster!!
I hope you're not trying to hint that my time on the couch's up? Alex has a very soothing manner you know?
I'm feeling a little better now but I'm still ADDICTED (Why am I here?) But :happy: :smoke: Relaxed too) Sex God
No problem Eagerslut9, but we may have to pass you on to another SHAGGER for a session or two......... JAGS or BLUE maybe?
Sex God
Quote by frogster
No problem Eagerslut9, but we may have to pass you on to another SHAGGER for a session or two......... JAGS or BLUE maybe?
I think I could benefit from that. :undecided:
Presumably you mean both at the same time I take it! :shock:
YES PLEASE
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Your in the right place......... I am the duty SHAGGER, how can I help?
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Your in the right place......... I am the duty SHAGGER, how can I help?
I can vouch for that. Frogster runs the programme.
:lol: 
Sex God
I'd join but am going through a process right now called work and I can't get online as much as usual grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Torture this is
:x :x
Torture this is
:x :x Quote by Countess
hi I need the help of SHAGS but not for myself .:roll: ..I need one of the SHAGgers to come and sort easy out. :twisted: ....however as I suffer from neglect maybe I to could lie on TE or neils couch so I can get a few things off my chest. :rascal: :grin:
Countess, as the risk of being trampled on by the rest of the female therapists in the rush, could I offer my services?
I could arrange for a group session with TE and you good self.
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
I need referring to my most suited SHAGGER for therapy.. I need help quick so I can actually bring myself to leave this site and go to bed!!
That is so true. I feel the same but I've had my session tonight and it's made my condition WORSE (SHAGGERS please take note).
Am I happy? Yes, I'm happy!
:happy: :happy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Eagerslut9
I need referring to my most suited SHAGGER for therapy.. I need help quick so I can actually bring myself to leave this site and go to bed!!
That is so true. I feel the same but I've had my session tonight and it's made my condition WORSE (SHAGGERS please take note).
Am I happy? Yes, I'm happy!
:happy: :happy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Eager - I do hope this last session has helped - now GO!, Walk out that door!
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I need referring to my most suited SHAGGER for therapy.. I need help quick so I can actually bring myself to leave this site and go to bed!!
That is so true. I feel the same but I've had my session tonight and it's made my condition WORSE (SHAGGERS please take note).
Am I happy? Yes, I'm happy!
:happy: :happy:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Eager - I do hope this last session has helped - now GO!, Walk out that door!
YES MAAM
ops: :oops: :oops: I'm going. NOW
Er, Not cured, but happy. Night all. Keep my place warm
:lol: :bolt: (gone) 