SHAGS

5 Oct 2004

oi easy! is that a dig? eh? is it?
if you don't stop banging on about being short of PRICK we're gonna fall out my lad!
<<< humph >>>
now where's my next patient. i need a SHAG?
neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
oi easy! is that a dig? eh? is it?
if you don't stop banging on about being short of PRICK we're gonna fall out my lad!
<<< humph >>>
now where's my next patient. i need a SHAG?
neil x x x ;)

It wasn't aimed in your direction mate. You just chose to see it that way. confused

Can I take it from your over-reaction I may have inadvertantly stumbled on a raw nerve? :shock: :P :twisted:
I get the feeling your next patient may be asking for a refund Who'd want a wound up counsellor? What did you think I meant? :? :shock:

5 Oct 2004

sorry easy mate!
*hangs head in shame*
i'm a bit new to the FUCK sessions, and a touch sensitive about my performance as a SHAGGER!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
neil x x x x :P

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
sorry easy mate!
*hangs head in shame*

Where's me bleedin' trade mark and me acknowledgement. evil

<<TUTTS>> <<FFS>> <<TUTTS>> (again)

Quote by neilinleeds
i'm a bit new to the FUCK sessions, and a touch sensitive about my performance as a SHAGGER!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
neil x x x x :P

S'ok mate. ((((((Neil))))))) (in a manly way). Just don't let anyone give you any SHIT... Or maybe they shoud. confused

5 Oct 2004

sorry easy! ((( again )))
*hangs head in shame* ((( tm Easy 2004 bleedin' 'ell. and where was mine for the <<< tuts>>> FFS eh> )))
anyways it's okay i'm sorting me SHIT out, so no worries on the SHAGS!
rotflmao

neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
sorry easy! ((( again )))
*hangs head in shame* ((( tm Easy 2004 bleedin' 'ell. and where was mine for the <<< tuts>>> FFS eh> )))

No problem mate.....
<<tutts>> (tm BiPaula 2004) and <<FFS>> (tm Warwick wasn't it?2004)
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P lol

5 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
sorry easy! ((( again )))
*hangs head in shame* ((( tm Easy 2004 bleedin' 'ell. and where was mine for the <<< tuts>>> FFS eh> )))

No problem mate.....
<<tutts>> (tm BiPaula 2004) and <<FFS>> (tm Warwick wasn't it?2004)
:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P lol

erm . . .yes! redface

and no! :P
the FFS is a contentious one. i usually credit Fred Flinstone, but think he stole it from the chatroom, but what the hell! he used it more than me FFS! ((( tm Fred Flinstone 2004 )))
so there smarty pants!
now where's all these SHAGS in need of a good FUCK session eh?
neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Just a quick look round the clinic befor I leave work.........
smile

Hmmmmmmmmm...
Looks quiet in here for a change......... confused

Just Shagged out SHAGGERS who are totally FUCKed. biggrin

Good Job done boys and girls...... keep it up! wink

5 Oct 2004

I've a problem I need help with. I spend far to much time on the forum and the lack of physical contact is getting me down. Haven't kissed, never mind shagged anyone in FOREVER and I think the lack of a vigorous session is making me fat!
Know what I mean?.....

5 Oct 2004

Hmmmm such kissable lips ........but can you get them off ...,just in case they stick on me :shock:

5 Oct 2004

libra-love don't panic!
it's a common syndrome! i often find myself swollen in sensitive places, but that is truly what SHAGS are all about! now if there's anything you need help with, don't hesitate to ask ok? that's what SHAGGERS are there for!
neil x x x ;)

5 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
I've a problem I need help with. I spend far to much time on the forum and the lack of physical contact is getting me down. Haven't kissed, never mind shagged anyone in FOREVER and I think the lack of a vigorous session is making me fat!
Know what I mean?.....

I was going to offer you the services of a SHAGGER until I saw the lips. D'you think with a bit of liposuction they'd give a good blow-job?
Sorry...... I'll get my coat. (tm Warwick I 2004) (I had to use that because the 'bolt' emoticon didn't work)

5 Oct 2004

Gonna have to read the whole thread and familiarize myself with this SHAGGER business.
But it will have to wait until the morning. After chatting with someone I would like to shag until 6am (take that anyway you want...there she goes again!) this girl needs her beauty sleep.

5 Oct 2004

Hmmmmmâ€¦ quick visit, as I think I have a browser hijacker bugâ€¦. Taking forever to load a pageâ€¦.. need to sort it out, be back later people :cry:

5 Oct 2004

He he! I've just found loads of empty couches in here. Think I'll take a lie down and see if any SHAGGERS are around. :twisted:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
:beer: :smoke: :censored:

5 Oct 2004

OK....... I'm sort of back..... IE6 is totally fucked........ had to d/l new browser...... :cry:

6 Oct 2004

RIGHT! That's me sorted for the evening then. Back from an exhausting trip, gonna have a nice soak in the bath and then I'm gonna grab my couch and await the arrival of my favourite SHAGGER, Alex, kiss

to come and soothe my fevered addiction.
Is it ok if I keep my panties on though?
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I can't wait
My treatment's not working but I LOVE it :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
RIGHT! That's me sorted for the evening then. Back from an exhausting trip, gonna have a nice soak in the bath and then I'm gonna grab my couch and await the arrival of my favourite SHAGGER, Alex, to come and soothe my fevered addiction.
Is it ok if I keep my panties on though?
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I can't wait
My treatment's not working but I LOVE it :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy:

You keep your panties on in the BATH??????????
(how bizarre confused

)

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
RIGHT! That's me sorted for the evening then. Back from an exhausting trip, gonna have a nice soak in the bath and then I'm gonna grab my couch and await the arrival of my favourite SHAGGER, Alex, to come and soothe my fevered addiction.
Is it ok if I keep my panties on though?
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! I can't wait
My treatment's not working but I LOVE it :bounce: :bounce: :happy: :happy:

You keep your panties on in the BATH??????????
(how bizarre confused

)
WHY? Doesn't everyone?
blink

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

6 Oct 2004

Hmm ive missed just a few pages,but im in desperate need of a SHAG,can anyone help,PLEASE??? :confused2:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmm ive missed just a few pages,but im in desperate need of a SHAG,can anyone help,PLEASE??? :confused2:

You can share mine if you like Clare hunni!
lol

:lol:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hmm ive missed just a few pages,but im in desperate need of a SHAG,can anyone help,PLEASE??? :confused2:

You can share mine if you like Clare hunni!
lol

:lol:
OOh now that sounds like a proposition i cant refuse,now do you need me lying down or standing up?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Hmm ive missed just a few pages,but im in desperate need of a SHAG,can anyone help,PLEASE??? :confused2:

You can share mine if you like Clare hunni!
lol

:lol:
OOh now that sounds like a proposition i cant refuse,now do you need me lying down or standing up?? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well, let's start lying down and then we can always move on to standing up once we've found our feet. Ok? kiss

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hmm ive missed just a few pages,but im in desperate need of a SHAG,can anyone help,PLEASE??? :confused2:

You can share mine if you like Clare hunni!
lol

:lol:
Ahh Clare - I'll just check if one of our male therapists are about.
You do understand this isn't where you come for a Shag though?
This is the Swinging Heaven Addict Group Support.
We are here to offer therapy to allow people to be able to leave the site (at least for long enough for them to eat and sleep)

6 Oct 2004

Sounds good,but what do we need to find our feet for,have you got a foot fetish?? :lol:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
Sounds good,but what do we need to find our feet for,have you got a foot fetish?? :lol:

Well we'll know which way up we are depending if our feet are below or above our heads of course.
I thought it made sense but now :undecided:
Off for my bath now (well I'm TRYING really hard to tear myself away, but it's not easy you know?)
No I seriously must, I can feel the earth moving. Does anyone know where I can get a waterproof laptop then I could have my SHAG session in the bath?!!
bolt

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Sounds good,but what do we need to find our feet for,have you got a foot fetish?? :lol:

Well we'll know which way up we are depending if our feet are below or above our heads of course.
I thought it made sense but now :undecided:
Off for my bath now (well I'm TRYING really hard to tear myself away, but it's not easy you know?)
No I seriously must, I can feel the earth moving. Does anyone know where I can get a waterproof laptop then I could have my SHAG session in the bath?!!
bolt

OK Eager - now if we are to continue in the bath - you really MUST remove those panties!!!

6 Oct 2004

AAAAAAAAAW! Ok then, JUST for you Alex, you understand? :shock: :shock:
Yeah I know, Ok,ok I'm going for my bath in a minute.(Don't smackbottom

me)

:bolt:
(Trying)
:eeek:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
AAAAAAAAAW! Ok then, JUST for you Alex, you understand? :shock: :shock:
Yeah I know, Ok,ok I'm going for my bath in a minute.(Don't me)
:bolt:
(Trying)
:eeek:

How about if I come join you - would that help?

6 Oct 2004

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!
Now THAT'S what I call successful therapy.
Going now, I'll wait for you to splash in!!
bolt

(GONE)