SHAGS

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9

Now THAT'S what I call successful therapy.
Going now, I'll wait for you to splash in!!
(GONE)

There is some bath oil on the side - make sure you put plenty in!

6 Oct 2004

PHEW! ...........GULP!
Is it ok if I come up for air, now I'm all warm and relaxed, smelling good, soft, smooth and oiled after my bath?
DEFINITELY not in need of another SHAG just yet!!
PHWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!! silly

hwoar: Alex you are the best SHAGGER yet! :shock: :shock: worship

:worship:
But I guess I'm going to regress now that I'm back in the forum again. May need the SHAG ambulance later. Hope there's a driver available tonight.
Off to peep bolt

6 Oct 2004

OOoh can i be your driver :twisted:
I cant actually drive but can can drive you wild :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

6 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
OOoh can i be your driver :twisted:
I cant actually drive but can can drive you wild :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

I was going to say that's ok 'cos I'll just tell you what to do but I don't think I will 'cos I'll probably be so badly in need of my SHAG therapy by the time I need to call for you that it would be a lot easier (and sounds more fun) to just let you drive me wild anyway. I may as well settle for being driven wild, Er..... where was I?
drinkies

:smoke:
:P :P

7 Oct 2004

Please welcome ICE PIE as an official SHAGGER......... a man that takes his work seriously...... I am sure he will be a valued member of this little community. wink

:wink:

7 Oct 2004

Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

7 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Well I dont think you are addicted just yet......... there are thousands of members of this site that would love to be able to break away from their PC to eat.......
I think their need is more urgent, but give it time and we will review your application wink

7 Oct 2004

Quote by frogster
Please welcome ICE PIE as an official SHAGGER......... a man that takes his work seriously...... I am sure he will be a valued member of this little community. :wink:

It is with deep gratitude and profound humility that I accept this appointment. I shall endeavour to execute the office of SHAGGER with the honour and integrity befitting this position to the best of my ability.
Thank you. biggrin

7 Oct 2004

Knock knock on the office door.
Now lookee here frogster, :bounce: :bounce: My therapy is wonderful and I'm very comfy when I'm on the couch, and the SHAGGERS who've taken me in hand are just, well,Mmmmmmmmm........ worship

so don't think I'm ungrateful, but my problem is this
MY ADDICTION IS GETTING WORSE and now I DON'T WANT TO BE CURED
Is this supposed to happen? dunno

:undecided:
PS WELL DONE Ice Pie

7 Oct 2004

ES, you are so lucky you edited that quickly... thwarted my post about potty training! rotflmao

7 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
ES, you are so lucky you edited that quickly... thwarted my post about potty training!

He he!

Have to keep you official SHAGGERS on your toes you know!! poke

7 Oct 2004

Quote by SarfLondoner
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Im sure I joined after you, and my posting rate is wayyyyyyy too high for the time Iv been here, uhhhh ohhhh, am I a wanabe S.H.A.G.E.R?

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Nimbus
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Im sure I joined after you, and my posting rate is wayyyyyyy too high for the time Iv been here, uhhhh ohhhh, am I a wanabe S.H.A.G.E.R?
Hi Nimbus :bounce: :bounce:
You're definitely a candidate for SHAGS but you're not a SHAGGER yet smackbottom

It'll only make you worse and you'll end up like me !
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: bolt

8 Oct 2004

hhhhhhhhmmmmmm!
i'm wondering why i find myself alone in my office at 6:15am? d'you d'you think i'm missing too many of the benefits of SHAGS maybe? even SHAGGERS need SHAGS after all. maybe i need a good FUCK session. or possibly a SHIT weekend at some point soon? dunno

now where's my next patient?
neil x x x ;)

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
now where's my next patient?
neil x x x ;)

:bounce: Im here and in need of a SHAGGER to help my problem :twisted:

8 Oct 2004

SHAGS!! YES PLEASE!!

8 Oct 2004

Can i please have a shag pass lol

.....
Admittedly i spend most my posts on the dogging forum but i wonder over here a small bit to.....also my little girl tells people all i do is sit in my cupboard playing.. redface

and she is even saying that at playschool... surprised

ops:

8 Oct 2004

well givemeahug . . .
we normally do therapy sessions on a comfy couch in one or our offices, but you've brought up a good point. maybe we need some kind of outreach worker, for those who need SHAGS in parks and forests and the like. i'll ask Frogster for you when he gets in. he's the resident expert there i think. we'll be in touch!
neil x x x ;)

8 Oct 2004

Thank you so much neil...i feel so alone out here...no1 understands me :cry: ..sob sob.
But mayb u lot could see me through......

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Could I join please - one day 9 posts and I've managed to fit a three course meal and a full days work in too! :shock:

Im sure I joined after you, and my posting rate is wayyyyyyy too high for the time Iv been here, uhhhh ohhhh, am I a wanabe S.H.A.G.E.R?
Hi Nimbus :bounce: :bounce:
You're definitely a candidate for SHAGS but you're not a SHAGGER yet smackbottom

It'll only make you worse and you'll end up like me !
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:happy: :happy: bolt

Oooooo Eck....is anyone ready to start a juniour S.H.A.G.S? for those in training? :shock:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
:bounce: Im here and in need of a SHAGGER to help my problem :twisted:

I'd offer but I'm still singing soprano! :shock:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
:bounce: Im here and in need of a SHAGGER to help my problem :twisted:

I'd offer but I'm still singing soprano! :shock:
Ice,is that a cry for help,or just showing off?? dunno

:lol2:

8 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
well givemeahug . . .
we normally do therapy sessions on a comfy couch in one or our offices, but you've brought up a good point. maybe we need some kind of outreach worker, for those who need SHAGS in parks and forests and the like. i'll ask Frogster for you when he gets in. he's the resident expert there i think. we'll be in touch!
neil x x x ;)

Not the expert by a long chalk, I was just the thread starter....... I think this title sits more comfertably with people such as yourself and Alex........
Good point about the outreach worker requirement..... for the mobile workforce who use laptops and find them selves in need of a SHAG Session Required at Unspecified Spots otherwise known as SHAGS-R-US
I will look into this!
wink

:wink: :wink: :wink:

8 Oct 2004

Frogster
As one who is mobile - and often with her laptop to hand rolleyes

, could I formally offer my services as the rovig SHAGGER Therapist?
(I have an inflatable couch and a12v aiir compressor)
Alex x

8 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Frogster
As one who is mobile - and often with her laptop to hand , could I formally offer my services as the rovig SHAGGER Therapist?
(I have an inflatable couch and a12v aiir compressor)
Alex x

Yes......... you are my number one choice for this role.......... now, was that laptop to hand... or hand to lap........ (and whats a rovig???) dunno

8 Oct 2004

I'm roving all over Europe so I'd like to be the European Roving Shagger (ERS).
Get it?
Err, 'Ers = Hers = 42 which as you all know is the answer to the Ultimate Question
Well you do don't you?
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Oct 2004

Thank you Frogster
I will now have to update my qualifications on my signature.
Now - in the interests of all, I think it is about time we had a team building exercise for the SHAGGERS.
This could involve outdoor pursuits and group activities.
All done in best interest of the Swinging heaven Addicts Group Support, so we can come back refreshed with new ideas.
So - could I have suggestions for a location and activities please?
Alex x x

10 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Thank you Frogster
I will now have to update my qualifications on my signature.
Now - in the interests of all, I think it is about time we had a team building exercise for the SHAGGERS.
This could involve outdoor pursuits and group activities.
All done in best interest of the Swinging heaven Addicts Group Support, so we can come back refreshed with new ideas.
So - could I have suggestions for a location and activities please?
Alex x x

My suggestion is that I put you all in the back of my truck and whisk you off to Italy, Spain, Portugal or some other Mediterrannean country. That will take care of the for the activities?? Well................... I've got some good ideas on that too lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:

10 Oct 2004

Well ES - the location does, indeed, sound very promising.
Now we need a list of activities...
Then we can form ourselves into syndicate groups!
Alex x

10 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Thank you Frogster
I will now have to update my qualifications on my signature.
Now - in the interests of all, I think it is about time we had a team building exercise for the SHAGGERS.
This could involve outdoor pursuits and group activities.
All done in best interest of the Swinging heaven Addicts Group Support, so we can come back refreshed with new ideas.
So - could I have suggestions for a location and activities please?
Alex x x

It's important to combine work with play in team events, and thus I feel we should organise an Outdoor Recreation And Leadership Skills EXercise.
In the interests of developing the professionalism of the group, all SHAGGERs are expected to take part in ORALSEX as soon as possible.