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sexyann57
Orgasminator
I think we became a member of SHAGS this weekend biggrin I know we should be ashamed confused ....but no we,re not lol . but i,m a carer and i do give professional bedbaths to those in need !!! :bounce: Bring it on :bounce:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Passing ORALSEX will of course be a prerequisite for inclusion in the Higher Universal Management Program.
Experienced HUMPers will be expected to lead and coach subsequent ORALSEX events.
frogster
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Now - in the interests of all, I think it is about time we had a team building exercise for the SHAGGERS.
Alex x x


Good point Alex........ I think we need a pre-meeting to discuss this development, please call me to arrange........ wink :wink:
Unknown User
Frogster
I do feel that we need to clearly re-identify what SHAGS is.
Many people seem to be under the misapprehension that being a member of SHAGS as a client, seems to mean that they are guaranteed one or more shags (not to be confused with SHAGS) from one of the SHAGGER therapists.
They don't seem to realise that they have to make an appointment and go through an assessment process before they can enter therapy.
This does not apply to Eager however, as he is a special case and I have made it my personal goal to supervise his treatment.
Alex
frogster
Sex God
Alex, I tend to agree... some are under this misapprehension, but others like eager are in desperate need…. I feel we owe it to these lost soles to keep up the fight and try and rehabilitate them, if that means we have to deal out an odd shag here and there, well, so be it…… that’s a price we have to pay.
I applaud your self-dedication to eagersluts plight, and one day, hopefully he will be able to hold his head up and proclaim himself “cured”…. That is when you get your reward.
Meanwhile, I will make it my personal goal to give you some selective SHAGGER individulised training, at a time and place to be arranged (so call me).
wink :wink:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Frogster
I do feel that we need to clearly re-identify what SHAGS is.
Many people seem to be under the misapprehension that being a member of SHAGS as a client, seems to mean that they are guaranteed one or more shags (not to be confused with SHAGS) from one of the SHAGGER therapists.
They don't seem to realise that they have to make an appointment and go through an assessment process before they can enter therapy.
This does not apply to Eager however, as he is a special case and I have made it my personal goal to supervise his treatment.
Alex

Oooooooooooooooooh Alex
:inlove: kiss :kiss: worship :worship: :rose:
Frogster with a SHAGGER such as Alex is it any wonder that..............................
I don't want to be cured!!
frogster
Sex God
But cured you will be.......... Alex is relentless in her pursuit, once she gets her teeth into something…….. well lets just say “OUCH” :shock: :cry: wink
Unknown User
SHAGS.............. no not me!.......i am deff not in to Shags! redface surprisedops: :oops:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
SHAGS.............. no not me!.......i am deff not in to Shags! redface surprisedops: :oops:

Self-denial won't do you any good Debbiewebs!! smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
SHAGS.............. no not me!.......i am deff not in to Shags! redface surprisedops: :oops:

Self-denial won't do you any good Debbiewebs!! smackbottom
If you give me some more of them smack bottoms i will denie all night! :bounce:
EagerSlut
Sex God
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WOO WHO......still in denail! wink
EagerSlut
Sex God
Debbiewebs :bounce: :bounce: you are seriously in need of SHAGS
I thought I was a "Serious Case" but I think we should defer to the opinion of the SHAGGERS about that. dunno
When are you ever not lurking in SH? I mean I haven't been checking of course but I can't help but notice your activity in the forum!! lol :lol:
AS for me? Well, let's just say I hide my light under a bushel. Errrrrrr........... redface surprisedops:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by Eagerslut9
Debbiewebs :bounce: :bounce: you are seriously in need of SHAGS
I thought I was a "Serious Case" but I think we should defer to the opinion of the SHAGGERS about that. dunno

Yes, a particularly advanced case of addiction, characterised by Extreme Manic Utterbolloxification (EMU). Addicts in the EMU stage are distinguished primarily by their compulsion to talk such utterbollox that even threads which were intended to be utterbollox are rendered completeandutterbollox by the EMU's intervention. The wholehearted support of the Group is essential, both to this woman's well-being as an individual, and also to the continued survival of utterbollox.
SHAGGER Ice
frogster
Sex God
Uhhhhhmmmmm......... Yeah............ to whatever he said :laughabove:
Unknown User
Quote by frogster
Uhhhhhmmmmm......... Yeah............ to whatever he said :laughabove:

i see ice pie is talking a load of BOL-- LOCKS again! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Ice_Pie
Sex God
Quote by frogster
Uhhhhhmmmmm......... Yeah............ to whatever he said :laughabove:

You liked that?
I knew you would.
It was bollox... utterbollox. biggrin
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Yes, a particularly advanced case of addiction, characterised by Extreme Manic Utterbolloxification (EMU). Addicts in the EMU stage are distinguished primarily by their compulsion to talk such utterbollox that even threads which were intended to be utterbollox are rendered completeandutterbollox by the EMU's intervention. The wholehearted support of the Group is essential, both to this woman's well-being as an individual, and also to the continued survival of utterbollox.
SHAGGER Ice

No! No! Those suffering from EMU (love it!) are the true cognoscenti they are the only sane leaders we have. We mere SHAGGERS are qualified to deal with addiction only.
Debs glad to see you didn't spell it Bollox otherwise I'd have thought I'd been getting it wrong all these months! lol :lol:
frogster
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
You liked that? I knew you would. It was bollox... utterbollox. biggrin

But true, isnt it strange...... how is it sometimes that fact becomes bollox, or bollox becomes fact, to be honest in Debs case, most of the time............ Hmmmmmmm, just give her the treatment Ice....... you know she needs it! wink
Unknown User
Quote by frogster

You liked that? I knew you would. It was bollox... utterbollox. biggrin

But true, isnt it strange...... how is it sometimes that fact becomes bollox, or bollox becomes fact, to be honest in Debs case, most of the time............ Hmmmmmmm, just give her the treatment Ice....... you know she needs it! wink
Hey hold on you guys going to check on me ispell..now is it bollox or bollox or my way bollocks!.....hold on which ones the winner!.. he he mine is right!................iespell want to spell your word bollox...like bolicks!............... up yours flipa :flipa: :moon: :moon: :moon: :bounce:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by frogster

You liked that? I knew you would. It was bollox... utterbollox. biggrin

But true, isnt it strange...... how is it sometimes that fact becomes bollox, or bollox becomes fact, to be honest in Debs case, most of the time............ Hmmmmmmm, just give her the treatment Ice....... you know she needs it! wink
Hey! :bounce: :bounce:
I'm feeling ignored here. Where's my personal SHAGGER? Alex? ALEX? :confused:
frogster
Sex God
It's her day off Eager........
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
Debbiewebs :bounce: :bounce: you are seriously in need of SHAGS
I thought I was a "Serious Case" but I think we should defer to the opinion of the SHAGGERS about that. dunno
When are you ever not lurking in SH? I mean I haven't been checking of course but I can't help but notice your activity in the forum!! lol :lol:
AS for me? Well, let's just say I hide my light under a bushel. Errrrrrr........... redface surprisedops:

ooo come here and let debbiewebs give you a great big hug! passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss:
EagerSlut
Sex God
:upset: :upset: (Distraught)
:fuckinghell: Now what do I do? dunno
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
:upset: :upset: (Distraught)
:fuckinghell: Now what do I do? dunno

O sorry my be.......... i should off given you one of these instead! :moon: wink
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
:upset: :upset: (Distraught)
:fuckinghell: Now what do I do? dunno

O sorry my be.......... i should off given you one of these instead! :moon: wink
No Debbiewebs not you sweetie. I was replying to frogster telling me it was Alex's night off. She's my personal SHAGGER you know.
(Makes me feel all warm and cosy thinking about it!!) lol :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9
(Makes me feel all warm and cosy thinking about it!!) lol :lol:

What me arse or Alex! rotflmao :moon:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs

(Makes me feel all warm and cosy thinking about it!!) lol :lol:

What me arse or Alex! rotflmao :moon:
rolleyes banghead Debbiewebs honestly get yourself into therapy IMMEDIATELY smackbottom
Unknown User
Quote by Eagerslut9

(Makes me feel all warm and cosy thinking about it!!) lol :lol:

What me arse or Alex! rotflmao :moon:
rolleyes banghead Debbiewebs honestly get yourself into therapy IMMEDIATELY smackbottom
OOOOOOOOOO More please! :roll:
EagerSlut
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs

(Makes me feel all warm and cosy thinking about it!!) lol :lol:

What me arse or Alex! rotflmao :moon:
rolleyes banghead Debbiewebs honestly get yourself into therapy IMMEDIATELY smackbottom
OOOOOOOOOO More please! :roll:
Well, my problem is that no-one's SHAGGING me tonight and I'm not a SHAGGER so all I can do is lie on my couch and dream!! (Naughty of course) redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: