Quote by steve-shireen
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....:wink:
Well Steve, Come lie on my couch and tell me your problems and I'll see what I can do to help!
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I think every SHAGER needs the services of another SHAGER from time to time......... just so they don't get SHAGED OUT !
Call me anytime :wink: :wink:
Call me anytime :wink: :wink:
Quote by Alexandra
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Well Steve, Come lie on my couch and tell me your problems and I'll see what I can do to help!
If I'd have known therapy was gonna be this good..............I'd have gone years ago
application form that is or is it 
:rotflmao:Quote by Alexandra
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Are you sure I can HELP????
:lol: :lol:Dunno......but it'll be fun finding out :lol: :lol:
Can I watch?????
Only when your too tired to assist any more..
my problems run deep and may need many sessions to be totally cured
:wink: :wink:
Quote by steve-shireen
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Are you sure I can HELP????
:lol: :lol:Dunno......but it'll be fun finding out :lol: :lol:
Can I watch?????
Only when your too tired to assist any more..
my problems run deep and may need many sessions to be totally cured
:wink: :wink:
Ahhhh - so you want a regular booking (did I pronounce that correctly) do you?
Let me check my diary......
Now - where were we ?
Oh yes - youwere lying on my couch...........
now, just you just relax and shut your eyes, let me lean close and you talk about whatever comes into your mouth (oooops, sorry - I mean mind)
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
Sex God
Quote by frogster
The request for membership is growing………. I didn’t realise how serious this problem is…….. So to make this gathering into an effective action group I think we need to put a few formalities in place.
Once accepted as a member you will be able to wear the SHAG membership badge. Wear it with pride……. You deserve it!
I also think I need to elect some representatives to assist me with member’s addiction and denial problems.
An elected member will be known as a SHAGER Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Elected Representative
A SHAGER will be carefully chosen for their supportive and communication skills, and be recognisable by their special SHAGER badge of office. Mods will automatically qualify for SHAGER status as they tend to be qualified, having administered copious amounts of Swinging Heaven Intensive Therapy otherwise known as SHIT
Remember, SHAGS will always be here for you, if you feel in need, just shout for a SHAGER
SHAG Members so far
Ace in the Hole
Drifter
Kenluvslucy
Steve-Shireen
HungryP
Calista
Daveandmandywigan
Libra-Love
Xxdevil69
Clare-Lincs
Silk and Big G
Vix
Eagerslut9
Tune Essence
Midlandsman1970
SHAGER’s
Frogster
BlueXXX
Alexandra
Jags
MrsFC
Neilinleeds
Right two things. First they can't be SHAGERS because they constitute the Swinging Heaven Addicts Group Genuine Elected Representatives - so they must be SHAGGERS OK?
The second thing is that I said I do NOT need a SHAG - However I'm quite attracted by the idea of being a SHAGGER. Besides you got your gender balance wrong in the SHAGGERS! So how about it?
:lol: :lol: Sex God
:idea: I'd like to formally propose that neilinleeds be adopted as the SHAG mascot. :lol:
Oops! I didn't say that ok? I'm not here go to work soon
:lol: Oops! I didn't say that ok? I'm not here go to work soon
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
Oh Yes........... You just need a little fine tuning......... or to put it another way "A Touch Up"........ I'll look after your personal development myself.......... you have my number
Sex God
Quote by westerross
However I'm quite attracted by the idea of being a SHAGGER. Besides you got your gender balance wrong in the SHAGGERS! So how about it?
OK........ well put point........ consider yourself a SHAGGER
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Are you sure I can HELP????
:lol: :lol:Dunno......but it'll be fun finding out :lol: :lol:
Can I watch?????
Only when your too tired to assist any more..
my problems run deep and may need many sessions to be totally cured
:wink: :wink:
Ahhhh - so you want a regular booking (did I pronounce that correctly) do you?
Let me check my diary......
Now - where were we ?
Oh yes - youwere lying on my couch...........
now, just you just relax and shut your eyes, let me lean close and you talk about whatever comes into your mouth (oooops, sorry - I mean mind)
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
This needs carefull handling..........things running deep, need time to come to a head..
So as Alex suggestedrelax I'll pull the curtains to, is that better ?
Well let me see......... :roll: :roll: I have some candles, I'll light those, that should help with the soothing of the room.
Relax Shireen, trust me....
8-) 8-) now where did I put that cd ???
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I do NOT need a SHAG
Flippin' Heck TE - I had already booked you in for Mon, Wed and Friday!!!!!!!!
(.....goes off into the corner and sulks....)
Ahem! Need is one thing wanting's another. Can't you fit me in on Tuesday and Thursday as well?
Quote by MrsFC
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Are you sure I can HELP????
:lol: :lol:Dunno......but it'll be fun finding out :lol: :lol:
Can I watch?????
Only when your too tired to assist any more..
my problems run deep and may need many sessions to be totally cured
:wink: :wink:
Ahhhh - so you want a regular booking (did I pronounce that correctly) do you?
Let me check my diary......
Now - where were we ?
Oh yes - youwere lying on my couch...........
now, just you just relax and shut your eyes, let me lean close and you talk about whatever comes into your mouth (oooops, sorry - I mean mind)
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
This needs carefull handling..........things running deep, need time to come to a head..
So as Alex suggestedrelax I'll pull the curtains to, is that better ?
Well let me see......... :roll: :roll: I have some candles, I'll light those, that should help with the soothing of the room.
Relax Shireen, trust me....
8-) 8-) now where did I put that cd ???
Oh NOOOOOOOOOO
Not Barry Manilow?????
This is supposed to be therapy....
Oh ..... now I see.. its....
AVERSION THERAPY!!!!!!!!
Good thinking MrsFC!
Quote by westerross
I do NOT need a SHAG
Flippin' Heck TE - I had already booked you in for Mon, Wed and Friday!!!!!!!!
(.....goes off into the corner and sulks....)
Ahem! Need is one thing wanting's another. Can't you fit me in on Tuesday and Thursday as well?
Well, Tuesday and Thursdays are my days off from SHAGS - so it'll have to be on my own time!
So - let me have a think about this.....
Yep - seems fine to me!
Quote by frogster
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
Oh Yes........... You just need a little fine tuning......... or to put it another way "A Touch Up"........ I'll look after your personal development myself.......... you have my number
Ahhhh - do we have special days set aside for this - a bit like the teacher training days?
Quote by Alexandra
OK..
The first bit of help I need is gonna be from Alexandra...MrsFc and Jags...
That should help the addiction.....
Are you sure I can HELP????
:lol: :lol:Dunno......but it'll be fun finding out :lol: :lol:
Can I watch?????
Only when your too tired to assist any more..
my problems run deep and may need many sessions to be totally cured
:wink: :wink:
Ahhhh - so you want a regular booking (did I pronounce that correctly) do you?
Let me check my diary......
Now - where were we ?
Oh yes - youwere lying on my couch...........
now, just you just relax and shut your eyes, let me lean close and you talk about whatever comes into your mouth (oooops, sorry - I mean mind)
(Frog - you sure I'm the right person to be a Shager?)
Who cares what Frog thinks... :wink: :wink:
i'm certain your'e doing it right :wink: :wink:
Sex God
Can all SHAGGERS please wear their badges (in the profile line), so that other members of SHAGS who are seeking help, can identify their status........ Thank you!
Sex God
I need HELP badly. I gotta go but finger won't press that key
HELP HELP
HELP HELP
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
I need HELP badly. I gotta go but finger won't press that key
HELP HELP
You called?
Alex hunni Iseriouslygot to go and catch a ferry. What do I do? I'm reduced to a state of total inertia
If you can help
Sex God
Quote by Eagerslut9
I need HELP badly. I gotta go but finger won't press that key
HELP HELP
You called?
Alex hunni Iseriouslygot to go and catch a ferry. What do I do? I'm reduced to a state of total inertia
If you can help
Get a laptop and mobile phone. Dambuster can help.
