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Quote by tallnhairy
Uh oh Tune is out of Tune :shock: he has got the squelchies !!!
He must be placed in a recumbant position at once and treated by application of large breasts to each ear until normal hearing is resumed... Any volunteers to assist this poor man?
I already have a beautiful pair of breasts wrapped 'round me ears ( where d'you think the squelching was coming from?) but as you say any more volunteers would be welcome.
Quote by Steve_Lincs:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You have to ask permission before you go having me missus you don't you know swinging ettequette
Nothing to do with me mate. I just got sent off and there she was. The smilies just apeared on their own!!
Sex God
Quote by Vix
He must be placed in a recumbant position at once and treated by application of large breasts to each ear until normal hearing is resumed... Any volunteers to assist this poor man?
Memememememe.. ME
If you think I'm just settling for having your breasts wrapped around me ears - think again my girl!!
Sex God
you can have mine as well... I'll wrap mine round yer ankles!!!! 
Quote by westerross
He must be placed in a recumbant position at once and treated by application of large breasts to each ear until normal hearing is resumed... Any volunteers to assist this poor man?
Memememememe.. ME
If you think I'm just settling for having your breasts wrapped around me ears - think again my girl!!
What else can you stuff between them, then?
Sex God
Quote by Vix
What else can you stuff between them, then?
Well, I'll start off with me imagination. Now when it gets going my imagination can run all over the place. When it does that, it usually makes a the sort of squelching sound we've been alking about but this time I think it will run like a down feather with a whisper soft touch to stiffen the promontaries and to waft warm breath along the crevices.
Then I'll probably get sent off again1
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
you can have mine as well... I'll wrap mine round yer ankles!!!!
Ahem they'd be wasted on me ankles. They look as though they should be pressed into something manly.
This is much better than football.
Sex God
omg
Been away for a couple of days and you have all these gorgeous men wearing these lovely GREEN thongs! Hope i'm not too late to watch them prance about the pitch.
Oh btw sarge, you got a mascot?
Gill x
Been away for a couple of days and you have all these gorgeous men wearing these lovely GREEN thongs! Hope i'm not too late to watch them prance about the pitch.
Oh btw sarge, you got a mascot?
Gill x
Sex God
If you don't wanna be a 'pom pom girl' I'm sure you'd be excellent at helping me with the half time entertainment!!! :twisted:
Sarge, I am currently in 'The House of Many Windows', thanks to Alex's 3000th post. But, I'm due home leave soon and I can join the team.
Can't play football for toffees, wrong shaped ball, but I can :
1/ cook top fried eggs
2/look after the pitch-lifetime growing grass
3/ control the 'idiots' that might turn up (trained in such matters
)
4/ Look after the referee (nice lump of steak, gallon of scrumpy, bit of venison, few brace of pheasant, bucket of nice Brown Trout, big Turkey.......usually tends to 'colour their judgement', if you get my drift).
5/ Plus, I have Gran's 'secret' linament that we always used on the horses. Guaranteed to get the lamest critter back to full-speed. (just make sure they aren't too worried about losing their body hair and power of speech).
Any use?
A
Can't play football for toffees, wrong shaped ball, but I can :
1/ cook top fried eggs
2/look after the pitch-lifetime growing grass
3/ control the 'idiots' that might turn up (trained in such matters
)4/ Look after the referee (nice lump of steak, gallon of scrumpy, bit of venison, few brace of pheasant, bucket of nice Brown Trout, big Turkey.......usually tends to 'colour their judgement', if you get my drift).
5/ Plus, I have Gran's 'secret' linament that we always used on the horses. Guaranteed to get the lamest critter back to full-speed. (just make sure they aren't too worried about losing their body hair and power of speech).
Any use?
A
Sex God
i have a bit of a problem! 
i was practising my cheerleeding, it was all going great untill i did the bit where you leap in the air and spread you legs, and are supposed to land doing the splits.
i did actually manage to land doing the splits... however i had forgoton that the floor was wet!
my legs spread and spread until i was flat on the floor with such force that they have permanently jammed into that position! :shock:
i am now unable to move them into any other position.
i called an ambulance and they took me to the hospital, but the doctor has dsaid there is nothing he can do.
i had a feeling that you would not believe me.. so here is photographic proof of me being slid out to the ambulance.
what can i do???
i was practising my cheerleeding, it was all going great untill i did the bit where you leap in the air and spread you legs, and are supposed to land doing the splits.
i did actually manage to land doing the splits... however i had forgoton that the floor was wet!
my legs spread and spread until i was flat on the floor with such force that they have permanently jammed into that position! :shock:
i am now unable to move them into any other position.
i called an ambulance and they took me to the hospital, but the doctor has dsaid there is nothing he can do.
i had a feeling that you would not believe me.. so here is photographic proof of me being slid out to the ambulance.
what can i do???
Sex God
good job i did not come looking for sympathy lol
Sex God
Quote by well_busty_babe
good job i did not come looking for sympathy lol
there's always an upside to everything Busty......zipping up yer boots should be so much easier to do now
Sex God
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Sassy dusts off the cheerleader outfit :twisted:
and lets it out a bit
Choon switches positions from dirty midfielder to cheerleaders' dresser!
.
Sex God
Sarah gets out her pom poms
hwoar: 