SHFC V Friends Reunited FC

20 Oct 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
Just had an awful thought...................... With me being on Friends Reunited as well as SH what if I'm asked to do something for their team as well?!?!?!? :shock:

I was thinking just the same devil!!!!!
That's why I thought I'd best stay out of this!
Shame because I have been told that I am quite talented at ball play too!

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
I wonder if I can persuade Debbie Bites Yuor Elgs Webs to dazzle and confuse them in midfield?? :? :? :lol:

That was very mean. Incredibly funny, but mean.
D'ya think she'll geddit?
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

you may giggle Sarge!!!................... but havent yet sorted it out what i am playing!..or in your case what i am ment to show!...........better not be me wobberly bits! :twisted: :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

Hey Sarge i'llbe up for helping out as right back.
Where will this game be biggrin

Look forward to the pompoms as well as the game, should be a godo laugh

20 Oct 2004

Quote by londonsnglmale
should be a godot laugh

Could be a little waiting involved, there.

20 Oct 2004

Hmmm where did that T come from, anyone know???
Waitings all good, should be worth the effort, after all i guess some of our cheerleaders might need to practice on their routines biggrin

(need a hand :P)

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Nimbus
I need to decline, with a rain cloud on your team the match would head for an early bath.... :shock: maybe I ought to play after all!

Well the ancient Greeks believed that Numbus and Cumulo-Nimbus was where the gods hid when visiting the earth, so it'd be great to have your 'secret assistance' (question, do you just take the gods one at a time, or have you room or several?)
I nominate either me as goalie as I'm really good with my hands, failing that (as you already have several nominations for goalie) I nominate Reese and me to be the goalposts... maybe Vix'd lie across the top to make the crossbeam?

20 Oct 2004

Can i play,can amazing Man UTD have sculpted me into a striking machine,so Sarge youve gotta pick me.
And most definately Clare should shower everyone afterwards lol

20 Oct 2004

Quote by marmalaid
I nominate either me as goalie as I'm really good with my hands, failing that (as you already have several nominations for goalie) I nominate Reese and me to be the goalposts... maybe Vix'd lie across the top to make the crossbeam?

Um, let me think abou....... OK!

20 Oct 2004

hi sarge you can put me down if you need a prop forward, cant play football but very good at rugby tackles xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dave
ps jane will put other side off lol

20 Oct 2004

Sarge, I think it would be my duty to SH Towers to referee the match....obviously....bribary and corruption will be rife however i shall ensure my eyes will be turned at the right moments :twisted:

20 Oct 2004

I'll be a cheerleader or at a push can play in defence! (not sure if i could really cope with getting involved in too many goal mouth tackles - it would depend on the size of the defenders!)
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

20 Oct 2004

OOh yes I'm available for the squad.
Seeing as I'm in the shower already I wanna be the dirty midfielder who gets sent off in the third minute. Aaah just think of it 87 minutes alone in the showers with Clare :!: :!: :!: hump

. Don't ask me where these smilies came from - they just appeared as soon as I saw the red card!!

20 Oct 2004

Hey Sarge, can I be team medic :idea:
Sight of me rushing to their aid should put willies up the opposition, while our side who know I'm harmless really only have to contend with cold as I tend to blot out the sun a bit...
Still I had all my shots, come with own green jumpsuity thing and wet sponge, and I also make a hopeless footy player so you safer with me keeping you all in one piece smile

20 Oct 2004

Cool I'd love to be a cheerleader if there's any places left
Do we get proper outfits n socks etc?
biggrin

:D :D :D :D

20 Oct 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
i would also like to nominate the_tongue as a striker.. as EVERYONE knows that tongues make dribbling easier!

I usually play at the back,but i can play in loads of positions :lol:

20 Oct 2004

Well Sarge, seems we have the makings of a footy team.
Who's gonna strip, oooo I mean who's got the strip.
What colors will we be playing in, I suggest Green.
Green is good against the grass we will blend in well, sort of camouflage.
BTW I'm a size 7. No not inches foots size.
Where and when will we be training?

20 Oct 2004

I think as its my birthday this weekend i could well be putting the head cheerleader through her after match paces wink

also rather than being a player a rather drunk football fan.

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Hey Sarge, can I be team medic :idea:
Sight of me rushing to their aid should put willies up the opposition,

Hang on if you're putting your willy up the opposition how do we know you're on our side? If you're putting willies up - how many have you gott FFS. Want to come around and show and show us all??? lol

20 Oct 2004

Put me down for left midfield...
Kinda in a Cristiano Ronaldo position ;-)
Sean

20 Oct 2004

Quote by LoverOfOlderLadies
Kinda in a Cristiano Ronaldo position ;-)Sean

What's that missionary, doggy or divey??

20 Oct 2004

I'd have to say (Being as he tends to do it a lot) The Divey position seems the most suitable..
(not even sure how I would use missionary on the field !!!!)

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
Hey Sarge, can I be team medic :idea:
Sight of me rushing to their aid should put willies up the opposition,

Hang on if you're putting your willy up the opposition how do we know you're on our side? If you're putting willies up - how many have you gott FFS. Want to come around and show and show us all??? lol

Hmm, nope no matter how hard I try I dig a deeper hole when replying smile

Will settle for a

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't worry tune, all medics nice n impartial when working, so no need to worry when they run at you with sponge and have to break ice to dip in bucket :eeek:

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Hey Sarge, can I be team medic :idea:
Sight of me rushing to their aid should put willies up the opposition,

Hang on if you're putting your willy up the opposition how do we know you're on our side? If you're putting willies up - how many have you gott FFS. Want to come around and show and show us all??? lol

Hmm, nope no matter how hard I try I dig a deeper hole when replying smile

Will settle for a

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Don't worry tune, all medics nice n impartial when working, so no need to worry when they run at you with sponge and have to break ice to dip in bucket :eeek:
No need to worry? Not me mate I'm with Clare in the showers from the third minute sending off!! If you come in the shower with yer bucket of ice - yer dead!!

20 Oct 2004

Id love to lplay up front but i got 3 massive stud marks down my right thigh and its blue at the moment so ill be out for a couple of weeks im afraid.

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
No need to worry? Not me mate I'm with Clare in the showers from the third minute sending off!! If you come in the shower with yer bucket of ice - yer dead!!

I don't think talent like yours should be wasted, sure as we got a SH ref we can organise a good long play for you, in the field. After all you got 2 yellows to make good use of, rather than one quick red.
Don't do it for me, do it for the good of SH ;) Sure Clare will keep the showers warm for you...

20 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
No need to worry? Not me mate I'm with Clare in the showers from the third minute sending off!! If you come in the shower with yer bucket of ice - yer dead!!

I don't think talent like yours should be wasted, sure as we got a SH ref we can organise a good long play for you, in the field. After all you got 2 yellows to make good use of, rather than one quick red.
Don't do it for me, do it for the good of SH ;) Sure Clare will keep the showers warm for you...
Sorry can't hear you - the shower and the squelching sound is too loud. Clare is that you??

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
No need to worry? Not me mate I'm with Clare in the showers from the third minute sending off!! If you come in the shower with yer bucket of ice - yer dead!!

I don't think talent like yours should be wasted, sure as we got a SH ref we can organise a good long play for you, in the field. After all you got 2 yellows to make good use of, rather than one quick red.
Don't do it for me, do it for the good of SH ;) Sure Clare will keep the showers warm for you...
Sorry can't hear you - the shower and the squelching sound is too loud. Clare is that you??
Uh oh Tune is out of Tune :shock: he has got the squelchies !!!
He must be placed in a recumbant position at once and treated by application of large breasts to each ear until normal hearing is resumed... Any volunteers to assist this poor man?

20 Oct 2004

Quote by westerross
OOh yes I'm available for the squad.
Seeing as I'm in the shower already I wanna be the dirty midfielder who gets sent off in the third minute. Aaah just think of it 87 minutes alone in the showers with Clare :!: :!: :!: . Don't ask me where these smilies came from - they just appeared as soon as I saw the red card!!

:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
You have to ask permission before you go having me missus you don't you know swinging ettequette rolleyes

20 Oct 2004

Quote by Re-Lapse
Who's gonna strip, oooo I mean who's got the strip.
What colors will we be playing in, I suggest Green.

Oh green sounds good!! Now, as you may know, I'm a dab hand at knitting ok I'm not but think I can knock something up ..... so long as it isn't too complex :undecided: The time limit is the difficult bit, so for a combination of ease and pure style .....
I give you the official
SH football strip

Disclaimer: Each strip may vary from slightly to massively from the description and picture above. the knitter is in no way responsible for any unravelling of said garment

20 Oct 2004

Wow....I'll tear a strip into him myself lol