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Sarah gets out her pom poms
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hwoar: louise xx >>>>gets out her pom poms :giggle:
rpm gets his pom poms out too :twisted:
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I'm still gonna be the goalie.....
*good with my hands you see*
*good with my hands you see*
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I nominate myself to be chief thigh tester....got to make sure those thighs are muscley enough to do the job :smug:
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I thought you liked arms?
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Quote by LadyFeeBee
I nominate myself to be chief thigh tester....got to make sure those thighs are muscley enough to do the job :smug:
can I be your second in comand....you might need a second opinion.....just to check....:giggle:
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Quote by poshkate
I nominate myself to be chief thigh tester....got to make sure those thighs are muscley enough to do the job :smug:
can I be your second in comand....you might need a second opinion.....just to check....:giggle:
*puts vote to the panel*
Elected :thumbup:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i have a bit of a problem!
i was practising my cheerleeding, it was all going great untill i did the bit where you leap in the air and spread you legs, and are supposed to land doing the splits.
i did actually manage to land doing the splits... however i had forgoton that the floor was wet!
my legs spread and spread until i was flat on the floor with such force that they have permanently jammed into that position! :shock:
i am now unable to move them into any other position.
i called an ambulance and they took me to the hospital, but the doctor has dsaid there is nothing he can do.
i had a feeling that you would not believe me.. so here is photographic proof of me being slid out to the ambulance.
what can i do???
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:What was the outcome of this?? You done the splits a tad quicker and more forceful cos of the wet floor, and couldn't get up......
Were you wearing knickers hun? I mean, well, you didn't just imagine you were injured, when in fact you managed to sucker yourself to your lino did you? :shock:
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you didn't just imagine you were injured, when in fact you managed to sucker yourself to your lino did you? :shock:
bleurgh!
ahem... gathering his sences after that comment, lp has to ask, is there a team-tactician?
you know the one, at the front of the room, blackboard..chalk... drawing arrows for some reason or other... would that be the coach?
who know's, can explain and apply the offside rule?
what is the diferance twixt a birdie and a bogie?
and why on earth are there handles on top of the (rather heavy and flat looking IMO) balls.... with all that brushing too... surely that should be the groundsperson's job?
are players responcable for pitch upkeep? we have to be made clear of what we should be doing as a team, if we are to go in with good team spirit, aware of our fellows. And whilst thinking of the pitch, why the sandpits near the holes?... some pitches seem to have a flag on each corner of a squarish field... others have holes all over the shop... whats that all about... there seems to be no uniformity in football...
admittedly, I'm no great sports fan, so hope my ignorance of the great and glorious game isn't too pronounced, and that I haven't embarrassed myself with foolish questions...
I just thought I aught to ask... before enquiring as to the position of Captain...
lp
oh yes... coach..... do we have a driver?
